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Wednesday
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It was
a disappointing week for new DVD
releases. Just "The Other
Sister" and "Twin
Dragons". Therefore, I took a look
at some other material.
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Movie
Trivia time. This excellent letter asks a
question which I can't answer from
memory. Who's got the scoop for him Remember when
there were still drive-ins? Remember when
the whole family would hop in the car and
head off to the drive-in to watch some
cute old film, probably with Doug McClure
and a bunch of fake dinosaurs? Well on
one occasion, when I was around 7 or 8,
my Dad and one of his buddies dragged me
off to the drive-in. (Mom was probably
working, and it was likely easier for
them to bring me than to find a
baby-sitter...) This wasn't to see some
old dinosaur film, though. I don't
remember all that much, because I was
supposed to be asleep in the backseat,
but there is one part of the movie that
has stuck in my memory. As I recall, a
bunch of guys break into a house and
catch a couple of young kids bumping
uglies. The kids are probably supposed to
be late teens. They end up tied together,
face-to-face, with a lot of rope. They're
still nekid, though. Buck nekid. The guys
are laughing about it while the camera
flashes to the kids, bound together,
gagged (I think), and laying on the bed
buck-nekid. They end up stuck that way
for quite a while, and I think the father
of the girl is due home at some point.
(The idea being that he'll have to be the
one to untie his darling daughter and her
naughty boyfriend.) That's about the only
thing I can still remember about the
film. Bear in mind that I was only 7 or
8, and this must have been at least 25
years ago. This image has haunted me for
the past 20 + years. When I hit puberty a
few years later, I frequently thought
about how wonderful it would be to be
tied to some nekid, nubile cutey,
body-to-body, for hours on end. To this
day, out of the blue, I'll get hit by the
image of those two tied-up nude. The film
was probably shot in the late sixties to
early seventies. Certainly no later than
the mid-seventies. If you know which one
I'm referring to, I'd love to find out.
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A tip
from the mailbox. I was watching a movie
on the Sundance Channel called "Six
Days, Six Nights" which is also
known as "La Folie" and
"Alice et Elsa." It starred
Beatrice Dalle and Anne Parillaud. I
noticed that you had the Beatrice Dalle
caps from the movie but you don't have
the Anne caps. The reason I bring this up
is that I have not seen Anne caps from
this movie anywhere (Scanman, etc). Not
only is there a full frontal but there is
also a scene (albeit brief) where Anne
clearly holds onto her boyfriend's
member. I know sometimes with foreign
films that different versions float
around. But the scenes I am writing about
are certainly worth capping. Since the
movie is not particularly good, maybe
other cappers never bothered to finish
watching it? You might mention this to
your regulars.
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A tip
from the mailbox. I read somewhere that
the New York Post or Times ran a picture
of Heather Donahue (Blair Witch Project)
lifting her skirt and exposing her
panties at a premier or something. Maybe
you could look into it.
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A tip
from the mailbox. There is a small
red-blondish girl with almost-perfect
breasts who stripped on the bed in
"Key Exchange". Would love to
see this scene.
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From
the mailbox. Susan George was always a
fave with me--great natural sexiness--so
one of the 'cappers might try to hunt
down a copy of, I believe, "P.C.
Strange" (not sure I have the title
right, and probably an early '70s flick),
with the piney (i.e., wooden) Michael
York as a wayward Bobby (hence the P.C.:
Police Constable) and George as a hippie
temptress, who with a little weed and a
lot more bosom and bum leads the weak
copper into fields of sin. I seem to
recall bow-coups of skin, with a
memorable scene in which Mikey and Susie
romp around with a giant balloon betwixt
them, their hot bodies meeting as the air
rushes out. .
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New
on Video
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I
didn't cap the frontal nudity in Outside
Ozona because it is a bunch of anonymous
strippers. On the other hand, the movie
is a truly offbeat dream-poem of a movie
about the loneliness of the open prairie
roads on the graveyard shift, and a
serial killer who wanders those roads
among the usual assortment of losers,
misfits, daffodils, and lonelyhearts.
It's not quite a great movie because it
tried to dominate the entire movie with
murky tone and forlorn bluesy dialogue,
and that is a very difficult thing to
achieve without turning it all to
cornball mush. The entire movie tried to
be the cinematic equivalent of a
saxophone solo, and while it had some
great moments, other dialogue rang false.
On the other hand, if you have a taste
for the strange, as I do, you might give
it a rent. I really enjoyed Kevin Pollack
(most famous for his Bill Shatner
impersonation) as the obnoxiously
perfectionistic circus clown and Penelope
Ann Miller as his ex-stripper girl. Down
on his luck and too proud to accept a
handout, Pollack robs a c-store, but
ultimately apologizes, returns the money,
and buys a Pepsi from his erstwhile
victim.
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Time is
required for perspective, but many people
are now saying that "Friends &
Lovers" could be the worst movie
ever made. I don't really think so. I
thought it was bad, but actually not as
bad as the critics said. It's about on
the level of a typical TV sitcom, which
is a pretty bad way to pass 90 minutes,
but not as bad as watching "200
Cigarettes", for example. Alison
Eastwood got naked briefly, and used that
time to do some very spirited humping, so
some of you may rent it on that basis.
Not more than a hint of her lower body,
but a clear topless shot and .....
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Eastwood:
another look at her lifting her blouse,
and a few miscellaneous frames. The
images in this collage came out pretty
good, considering it was a VHS tape, not
DVD.
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Eastwood:
woman on top
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A few more
miscellaneous frames of Dirty Harriet
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... and
here's Suzanne Cryer, also topless in
Friends and Lovers
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one more
Cryer. The greatest disappointment of
this movie: Claudia Schiffer is in the
movie and while she does drop her blouse
quite a bit lower than it should ride,
she ultimately leaves it on. By the way,
I don't think Claudia will be challenging
Streep and Emma Thompson for any
statuettes in the near future. On the
other hand, she has already done better
than the cumulative legacy of Kathy
Ireland.
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There is no
dedicated Johnny Web website, but those
scans and caps are introduced in the Fun
House, and archived in the back issues.
Search for "Johnny Web" with
the search function in the back issues.
We have more than a year of back issues,
plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes,
the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the
Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up,
log in, or get info
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Really bad
movies are fun in that they allow
reviewers to really cut loose. Here's
what Apollo Guide had to say about this
one
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iF Magazine's
Review
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The S.F.
Chronicle's Review
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Roger Ebert's
review
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Comments from
IMDb members
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newsgroup
comments
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Tuna |
Classic porn
from the Yellow-Finned one. Constance
Money in Misty Beethoven.
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I really like
these frames of Helen Shaver in The
Osterman Weekend
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Merete van
Kamp in The Osterman Weekend
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Stallone and
Stone in The Specialist
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Master
Bagger
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..an
explicitly naked Melissa Wolfe.
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A
star is born, and an old star returns |
Move over BD
and Crow and Beercaps, because there's a
new guy on your turf. Diamondedge sent in
just a whole bunch of wrestling and
similar stuff. He did a nice job, too.
Here's Tori and Ivory battling it out in
the locker room on RAW.
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more of the
same
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here's Terri
Runnels at the mike
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more babes at
RAW
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Chyna and her
familiar musclebound butt
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a large
breasted lady from Rollerjam.
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these two are
labeled "Tommy Boy". I guess it
would be very brief nudity from that
Spade/Farley film which I have not seen.
This one is the setup
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Here's the
nudity.
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Crow sent in
seven non-nudes of Sable from a rasslin'
mag
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Sable
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Sable
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Sable
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Sable. This
one has the most flesh. She's in a thong
bikini.
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Sable
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Sable
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Caps
and Commentary by Mongoose |
These caps
are from one of the coolest movies I've
ever seen. "Requiem pour un
Vampire" was directed by (in)famous
French director Jean Rollin. The movie
was made on a shoestring budget but has
beautiful cinematography, quirky art
school type directing, a wonderful
soundtrack with music ranging from
baroque to psychedelic drone jam and
naked bisexual virgin runaways with guns!
What else could you want? The movie opens
with our two gals in clown get ups, with
a wounded young man in a car. They are
firing their guns at their pursuers. And
here it is.(non-nude):
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The first 40
minutes of the movie has no more than 20
words of spoken dialogue. Marie Pierre
Castel is seducing the owner/operator of
a lunch wagon so that her friend,
Mireille D'Argent can steal some of the
food.
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Somehow the
girls wind up in their clown costumes
again. They find an old castle and
quickly locate the bedroom, which was lit
in a purplish light, and proceed to get
naked and cuddle.
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A non-nude
montage of the girls walking about with
guns drawn. This movie was also released
as Caged Virgins and Virgins and Vampires
and about 10 other titles as well. (See Scoopy's
notes below)
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Here's the
first of three unknown actresses. The
problem with these old movies is that it
can be difficult to identify all of the
actresses. The beginning credits did give
a list of names of actresses but did not
assign a name or other descriptive
("girl with boobs squished") so
that I could make out who is who. If you
recognize any of these unknown
actresses.let me know so I can put their
names on the pics! Unknown actress numero
uno being attacked by bad lady vampire as
played by Dominique.
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Unknown
actress number two is a real cutie. Our
two heroines are in the castle dungeon
witnessing the molestation of these three
damsels in distress. The lighting is very
red, by the way.(6)
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Unknown
actress numero dos getting molested some
more.
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Unknown
actress number two having a vampire bat
feeding on her twat.
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Unknown
actress number three. This is an artistic
study of how many ways a woman's breasts
can be squished. This close up of the
boobs being manipulated in every
conceivable way and manner lasted four or
five minutes. Genius.
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This was kind
of cool. Unknown actress number three was
chained to the wall naked. The camera did
a very slow pan from her feet up to her
head and she didn't move much at all. I
made caps as they panned upward and
combined the caps to form a single pic of
her standing there naked. This is the
result. It is made of six caps arranged
horizontally and with the seams erased as
well as I could do it. Kind of an oddity
for a cap.
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Mireille
D'Argent exposing herself to a guy on a
bicycle. The girls are now using sex to
attract food for the vampires.
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This poor guy
has to chase Mireille for about five
minutes before he gets a little. Then he
becomes food for the undead.
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Marie Pierre
Castel with her dupe. Marie also appeared
in Rollin's previous film, La Vampire
Nue, along with her identical twin
sister.
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Marie Pierre
did not allow the vampires to drink her
lover's blood and so she gets chained to
the ceiling (buck full frontal nekkid)
and Mireille is ordered to whip her into
informing where her lover is hiding.
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Mireille can
only whip so much before she gives Marie
Pierre a big smoochy kiss.
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Marie Pierre
almost gets her eye poked out! Last bit
of nudity from this movie.
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Scoop's notes on the multiple
names for this picture: This movie was
co-produced by Rollin and a guy named Sam
Selsky. Selsky was an American ex-pat who
had been living in Paris for decades. He
was kind of a real-life Indiana Jones. He
was trained as a geologist and a mining
engineer, and led many expeditions around
the globe, once being captured by (and
presumably escaping from) cannibals.
After WW2, he ended up in France as the
local administrator for UNESCO. He left
this prestigious (his boss was Julian
Huxley) but not very lucrative job to
open up first one, then a chain, of small
art theatres. He eventually became the
major importer of American movies in
France. Selsky was the driving force
behind Rollin's breakthrough film,
"Le Viol de Vampire". Selsky's
marketing of that film is the stuff of
show biz legends. He knew the finished
product was incomprehensible crap, so he
screened it for the Boublil brothers
(major cinema owners) with a steady
stream of chitchat and insider stories so
that he could rationalize their confusion
by "sorry, I must shut up so you can
follow the film". It worked, the
film was released, and greeted by
universal scorn. The magic was that the
sex scenes, graphic for their time,
caused a stir and Rollin developed a cult
following.
Going back to this movie for
a minute, "Virgins and
Vampires" was Rollin's working
title. Selsky hated the title so he
opened up the naming of the film to a
public competition. In classic fashion,
he awarded himself the prize money, for
the uncannily brilliant "Requiem for
a Vampire".
The American distributor was
Harry Novak, another exploitation legend,
the guy who left Disney for
"Boxoffice International
Pictures". Selsky was furious to
find that Novak switched his
prize-winning title to "Caged
Virgins" for the US release, but he
told the press "Americans probably
don't understand what requiem means,
anyway"
Other notes: They actually
screened a few minutes of this film at
the Cannes festival back in the early
70's, because Rollin was something of a
"succes de scandale" back in
Paris. Rollin's films are filled with
familiar obsessions. Runaways, lonely
castles, clown costumes, vampires who
need psychiatrists, people speaking in
hollow robotic voices. These elements are
as familiar to him as running water
noises in Tarkovsky films, or trained
bears in John Irving novels. I can never
remember which of his films are which.
The only one I can remember clearly was
The Nude Vampire, where the vampire's
slaves/victims looked like reindeer
instead of bats. I suppose they did this
because reindeer horns tied on someone's
head, and backlit at night, provide an
effect both cheap and kinda scary. Of
course, it's not really too scary if you
approach it cerebrally, since reindeer
are herbiverous, and represent a much
greater threat to your garden than to
your daughters. "Look out, Marge, I
think he's going to graze"
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FR |
three
non-nudes from FR today, but each kind of
interesting. Here's a Cybil Shepherd
bikini from Last Picture Show.
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This is
Victoria Principal on an episode of
Dallas.
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and Monica
Bellucci promoting her new film. She
presents two compelling reasons to watch
it.
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Graphic
Response
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Four from the
Grandmaster today. Phyllis Davis
full-frontal in the filming of Terminal
Island. Some frames did not make it to
some prints, so this is rare stuff.
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Catherine
Bell in The Brunch Club
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Phyllis Davis
in Sweet Sugar
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Jacqueline
Bisset in Secrets
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german
celebs |
You can also
find these guys at www.germancelebs.de or
on the Undernet at #germancelebs, where
they have film clips and other material
not available elsewhere. Here's Slarti's
caps of Nina Bagusat in "Vater wider
Willen"
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Johanna-Christine
Gehlen in "Rache ist suess"
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Tina Plate
(not nude) in "Unforgettable Weekend
in Mallorca"
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Markie Post
in "Tricks of the Trade". That
may or may not be her nipple. If so, it's
the one and only appearance that I know
of.
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Talisa Soto
in "Hostage"
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Asia Argento
in a non-topless topless from Norman
Bates. It's sexy and scary. Norman also
has his own site at www.normanbates.de.
Last I looked it was completely free, and
must contend for the title of best
totally free site ever.
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Isabelle
Parkinson in "Nur fuer eine
Nacht" (Celeblover)
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Chiara
Schoras in "Einfach Klasse"
(Celeblover)
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Here's eight
more of those Gail Porter pics. Very
small ones this time. B&W nude
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Blue nude
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Blue nude
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Blue nude. I
don't know why, but I don't remember
seeing this one before.
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B&W
t-shirt
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B&W
t-shirt
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Color t-shirt
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Color t-shirt
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From Helcrom:
Melora Walters in "Los Locos"
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From Helcrom:
Melora Walters in "Los Locos"
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From Helcrom:
Melora Walters in "Los Locos"
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From Helcrom:
Jennifer Jason Leigh in "Miami
Blues"
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I've seen a
lot of vidcaps of Katie Holmes in
Disturbing Behavior, and I think this
must be the very best. In fact, it's one
of the best captures I've seen from any
movie. From Yard Dog. Not nude, but trust
me, you want to see it.
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another of
YardDog's from "Behavior",
Crystal Cass.
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