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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Restless Souls
(1998)
The Sex Files: Restless Souls (1998) starts with a familiar
device: a newlyweds stall out their car on a rainy night and go up to
a spooky old house for help. Nobody is there, so they decide to make
themselves at home. She is snuggling in bed waiting for him while he
showers. A demon who looks just like her takes him on the the
shower, while an invisible demon starts on her. He comes out just as
she disappears.
A few days later, a psychic team arrives to try and find her. One
is the boss, and doesn't seem to have any other talent or purpose.
The other guy has pre- and post- cognition. One of the women has
telekinetic powers, and the other is, get this, a professional ghost-fucker.
When ghosts sport wood
In your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
Ghostfuckers
They arrive at the house in bright sunshine in a busy
neighborhood. They immediately see ghosts screwing on the sofa, and
soon discover the sinister story of this house. Seems an old civil
war general made a pact with the devil. If we could have found a
virgin to impregnate with the devil's seed, the South would have won
the war. Lucky for us there were no virgins in the South at the
time. The general, however, is still trying.
This was impossible to take
seriously and hard to follow, but too boring and not nearly bad
enough to be funny. Further, the photography and transfer quality
left much to be desired.
IMDb readers say 4.4 with 38 votes.
Grade:
D
Ahmo Hight, as the bride, shows breasts, buns and bush. Maureen
Flaherty, as an ancient resident, shows breasts. Leslie Harter Zemeckis, as the ghost-fucker, also shows breasts, and Laura Palmer,
as the other psychic, does full frontal.
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Si desearas la mujer de tu narco
Marisol and Hugo make a living growing Cocaine plants in their own home, working
for a drug lord known as Salomon. A "supervisor" named Beto has been sent to
their house to verify that things are working accordingly. However, the real
reason for his visit is so that Marisol and Hugo can investigate if Beto is
planning on betraying Salomon. The best way to find out, according to them, is
by seducing him. However the tables turn and Marisol gets emotionally involved
with her visitor. Her husband realizes this and as proof of her loyalty, asks
her to bring Beto's head to pay for his sin of coveting the wife of a narco.
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Normal Life
Love can be corrupting, as this very good 1996 crime drama illustrates.
Besides a great story, the movie has some great nudity by Ashley Judd.
Chris is a young cop who falls in love with Pam, a beautiful young
woman who unfortunately is mentally unstable, and addicted to alcohol and
drugs. After they marry, Chris struggles to maintain a normal life while
Pam spends money faster than they both can make it.
Because he refuses to lie for a fellow cop, he is eventually put in a
situation where he loses his job. Desperate to maintain a decent life for
himself and Pam, who he still loves despite all the problems, he decides
to use his knowledge of police work to do the one thing that he knows will
bring in money: rob banks.
A powerful movie with an exciting story that keeps you engrossed, and
of course a predictably sad ending, this one is a must see. Ashley's
nudity just makes it all the better.
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A film clip of Monica Bellucci in Shoot 'em Up. This is one crazy-ass sex
scene in a crazy-ass, and deliberately over-the-top Clive Owen / Paul
Giamatti movie which just opened this weekend. It's a very tiny frame
size, and the nudity is minimal, but it's still a must-see. After seeing
this, I decided to go to the movie. Samples below. They have been
magnified 3X, so the quality is not impressive, but (1) it's a movie that
just opened; (2) it's Monica Bellucci, dammit!
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A film clip of Emmanuelle Chriqui in In The Mix (She's in the shower, but
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A film clip of Ellen Chan in Exiled |
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A film clip of Molly Berg in Bloodlines. 2007 movie about the usual
inbred, deformed Southerners. |
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A film clip of Julie Gayet in Le Lievre De Vatanen. She's not the most
beautiful French actress, but there's something about her - a radiant
smile and a very animated face - sort of the French version of Piper
Perabo. |
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Two film clips from Le Gran Appartement. Normal clips this time, with the
sound.
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Lacey Chabert downblouse in New Wave |
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Cicciolina in La Liceale. She's the famous porn star who became a
legislator in Italy. Well, actually, some porn experience is required to
run for office in Italy.
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