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Tuna
"The Notorious Concubine"

The Notorious Concubine (1969) is a Japanese sexploitation film released in the US by Harry Novak with an English dub. That wasn't too distracting, as most of the dialogue is voice over. It tells the story of a 13th century bitch. First, she tries to cheat on her husband with his brother, then screw the local nobleman and poisons her husband. She becomes the nobleman's 5th wife, but gets upset when he marries wife number 6 and vows revenge. This, of course, leads to a civil war when her dead husbands brother gets out of prison, and comes looking for the local nobleman, and she is in the middle of it all.

The quality is abysmal, the story is told in flashbacks, making it very hard to follow, there is digital censorship on the nudity, and there isn't much nudity anyway. We see breasts and buns from Tomoko Mayama, and fuzzy breasts from several unknowns that I didn't bother with. This is not Something Weird's best effort. D-.

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  • Tomoko Mayama (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    "Kisses for Everyone"

    Kisses for Everyone (2000) is a Spanish coming of age comedy about three medical students in Cádiz, Andalucía, Spain, and are sharing a spacious seaside house. One is related to a high government official, and is kind of a playboy. All hell breaks loose when Vicki (Emma Suárez) comes out of his bedroom one morning. He picked her up at the local Pay-Pay tavern/brothel. They had agreed not to have women in the house, which would interfere with their studies.

    Another of the boys is a liberal, and gets mixed up with a protest over suspension of some liberal professors, which gets his buddy in a little hot water. The third is a VERY Catholic virgin. The next night, four women sleep over. Seems they all like the idea of free room in a nice house, and are more than willing to trade sex for it. The activist takes up with Marian (Chusa Barbero), but the religious one asks his priest for help with the temptation. The good father introduces him to a nice girl, who ends up not being quite as nice as advertised.

    Vivki begins to fall for the religious one, and finally nails him. As she is very accomplished in the sack, he falls in love. Next day, all three guys are getting a shot of Penicillin to cure the clap. You have the idea. The film looks very good, and is mostly entertaining. Emma Suárez shows breasts in two or three scenes, and a great reclining rear nude shot highlighting her buns. Barbero shows breasts in two sex scenes. IMDB readers say 6.2 of 10. The film won a Goya for Best Make-up/Hair styling, and was nominated for five others. The ending was true to life, saving it from being a video romance novel. High C+.

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  • Chusa Barbero (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Emma Suarez (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)

    • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Scoop is taking a few days off but will return in a day or two with new 'caps, comments and other crap.

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Graphic Response
    • Julie Christie, in a very realistic (if not genuine) sex scene with Donald Sutherland in scenes from "Don't Look Now" (1973).

    • Sadie Frost, bares her very lovely breasts in scenes from "Crimetime" (1996).

    • Sophia Shinas, excellent full frontal and rear nudity in scenes from an episode of "The Outer Limits". Obviously from the original Showtime version, not the syndicated episode.

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

    Brainscan
    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    Today we have four babes from the supporting cast of "Emmanuelle: A Time to Dream".

    Kimberly Rowe starts off things with boobs from a couple of sport-humpin scenes (first four collages) and then carries on with a first-rate full-frontal job in collage 5. Lots of Kimberly's out there in B-movie babeland. From the buxom... Kimberly Dawson.. to the svelt, as in Ms. Rowe. Even a couple of Hefmates (Kim Evenson and Kym Malin) and a Guccigal (Kimberly Kelley). Seems if you wanna make it B movie land you should change your name to Kimberly. 'Less of course you're a guy.

    • Kimberly Rowe (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Two women who play all-friendly with one another are Stacey Leigh Mobley and Lori Morrisey (who once did some work on the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful). Boobs only from Lori, and boobs from Stacey in the first two of their collages. But then in the third and especially in the fourth, Stacey shows off her nether regions. In that fourth collage, the two of them are joined by Tiendra Damian. Tiendra then gets the spotlight all to herself in the last couple of collages.

    Mr. Nude Celeb
    Here's an interesting, B&W presentation of some of Mr. NC's favorite nude scenes.

    Dann
    Great images from the unrated Director's Cut of "Basic Instinct"

    Variety
    Elizabeth Hurley A very sexy bikini pose.

    Jessica Simpson Wet, cleavage and cleavage 'caps from "That 70's Show".

    Kari Wuhrer An amazing collage of the long time B-movie favorite by ZonononZor. Excellent rear view, even with a mostly covered bum.

    Monica Bellucci
    (1, 2)

    		B&W scans of the Italian beauty showing cleavage and partial breast exposure.

    Salma Hayek and Jeanne Tripplehorn nmd 'caps of the two kissing in "Timecode" (2000)

    Stacy Haiduk A very beautiful actress topless in scenes from "The Beneficiary" (1997), by Scorpion.

    Uschi Digard The famous, ultra busty pin-up babe and actress of the 60's 70's showing acres of cleavage. Also by Scorpion.

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    WOMEN HARASSING CLINTON
    Wait...That WAS Monica! - U.S. News.com reports that Bill Clinton is learning what sexual harassment is like while he's on the road doing speeches. Women keep trying to catch him in an embarrassing photo, such as recreating the Monica rope-line hug, or wearing a low-cut blouse to trick him into gawking. At one recent Democratic event in Little Rock, a woman even grabbed Clinton's private parts. Witnesses say he was shocked but went through with the photo. The woman later claimed booze made her do it.

  • He'd bought her six shots of tequila.
  • Booze made her do a lot of things that night, but only one of them was photographed.
  • If she'd grabbed his privates a little harder, it would've been like having Hillary there.


    GAY WEDDING ON WRESTLING SHOW
    Smack-Smack - This week's episode of "WWE Smackdown" will feature a "gay marriage" between two wrestlers before a tag-team match. The WWE set the stage over several months by having "Billy" and "Chuck" give each other suspiciously long hugs after a victory. A WWE spokesman said it's just a scripted, fictitious ceremony, and Billy and Chuck are played by two wrestlers who are heterosexual.

  • Suuuuuuuuuuure, they are.
  • Or else they're two gays pretending to be straight pretending to be gay.
  • Oh yeah, THIS part is scripted, but the fighting is for real!
  • What ever happened to the good old days, when you could watch oiled-up musclemen wrestling with each other without being subjected to homosexuality?!


    NBA STAR WEBBER INDICTED OVER COLLEGE PAYMENTS
    Webber Grilled - Sacramento Kings star Chris Webber, his father and his aunt were indicted Monday on charges that over ten years ago, they lied to a grand jury investigating charges that University of Michigan booster Ed Martin gave players significant amounts of money. Martin recently confessed to paying UM hoops stars, including giving $280,000 to Webber.

  • Chris wasn't lying; he just doesn't consider $280,000 to be a significant amount of money.
  • That would explain why the team bus was a fleet of Porsches.
  • College players getting money from alumni! I haven't been so shocked since I heard that politicians took money from Enron!


    • Mail Bag Request
    Hey Scoopy,

    I'm sure all "boob tube" watchers were checking out the season finale of Sex and the City" the other night. There were a couple of nice hooters on screen last night, including some robo-hooter action by former Miss Hawaii Melissa Short. She played a young wannabe Hampton-ite named Cassandra (she's the brunette).

    Did anyone get any 'caps?