"United States of Tara"

Toni Collette collages

Year of the Carnivore

(2009)

Sook-Yinn Lee decided to keep her pants on and direct this film from behind the camera. Stars unknown American actress Cristin Milioti who had a brief stint on The Sopranos.

Cristin Milioti: fully clothed sex, boob and butt.

Ali Liebert: cleavage.

Emily Holmes: masturbating and lactating while husband bangs the babysitter.

Melanie Bray: boob in threesome.

Jenny Kuecks: bra and panties in threesome.

skinnidipper: uncredited actress nude swimming.

Dog Pound

(2010)

 Movie about juvenile prison which is a cross between "Lord of the Flies" and the HBO series Oz with just enough heterosexual sex to make it not completely gay.

Line Pelletier: torpedo tits almost bursting out of dress.

Nicole Maillet: no panties getting pussy eaten out.

The Wild Hunt

(2009)

Movie about LARPing (live action role playing) or World of Warcraft for uber-nerds who are not internet shut-ins.

Kaniehtiio Horn: side boob, fully clothed sex, getting ravaged by LARPers.

Claudia Jurt: showing that she's the best stacked Canadian casting director.

(2009)

The full-featured DVD available only in Canada has deleted scenes but no extra nudity.

Kristen Gutoskie: bikini in scene left on the cutting room floor.

Demain

(2008; aka "Tomorrow")

This is one of the few Canadian films to show an actual beaver spread.

Eugenie Beaudry: nude sex, flashing her coochie.

Marie-Claude Guerin: upblouse getting felt up.

Crossing

(2007; aka "Dress to Kill")

The recently released DVD runs at 110 minutes which is much longer then the TV version but the only significant missing scene is Crystal Buble in her skivvies playing with a strap-on dildo before she pegs Sebastian Spence.

"Degrassi Takes Manhattan"

(2010; TV)

With Miriam McDonald showing her tatas in "Poison Ivy" the next Degrassi installment should be "Degrassi Does Dallas".

Miriam McDonald: skivvies, William Shatner seems to be everywhere these days.

Cassie Steele: cleavage, upskirt during catfight.

Charlotte Arnold: cleavage in bikini.

Paula Brancati: cleavage in bikini.

Annie Clark: bikini.

pool babes: bikini.

"Hellcats"

episode: "A World Full of Strangers" (s1e01)

New cable series about cheerleaders.

Alyson Michalka: nude trying to sneak out of the jocks locker room. This gag is straight from the first cheerleader sexploitation movie "The Cheerleaders" (1973).

Elena Esovolova: very partial boob.

"Shattered"

episode: "Harry Has a Wife?" (s1e02)

This week it's Polly Shannon's turn to be in her bra and panties in the opening five minutes.

The Underwear Bomber: Detroit Plane Plot

(TV; 2010)

Re-enactment documentary based on the attempted bombing last Xmas. While a full body scanner may detect such a bomb John Byner did a better demonstration in a 1980s Bizarre episode.

bodyscan: bare butt.

Bizarre: topless.

Jessi Cruickshank

Canadian MTV hostess getting her boob signed by Zac Efron. He has his hands in everything.