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Premature
(2014)
Johnny's
comments:
Premature
is a teen sex comedy about
Rob (John Karna) who wakes
up after his wet dream and
is about to have a very
bad day. He has an
interview with an
university recruiter (Alan
Tudyk) and his suit has
been stained by piss shot
out of a water pistol by
the jocks. He has a
terrible interview in
secondhand shorts, but
things are looking up when
the hot girl Angela
(Carlson Young) asks him
over to her house to help
her study for a test.
Sure, it means he has to
break off watching the
spelling championships
with his friend Gabrielle
(Katie Findlay), but it
for a good cause. At
Angela's house, she tells
him that she wants to have
sex with him, but this
leads to him prematurely
ejaculating. Then, Rob
wakes up in the same place
as he did the previous
morning. He is
experiencing the previous
day again and when he gets
to Angela's house, it
happens all over again. It
seems that every time he
cums, he goes back to the
lying in a puddle in his
bed like he did the first
time. No matter what he
tries or how his best
friend Stanley (Craig
Roberts) interferes, he
cannot break the loop. So,
what is it that will get
him out of the loop and
onto the next day.
Yeah, it's Groundhog Day
with a teen sex twist,
which is well... a bit
grotesque, but there's a
few laughs to be had, but
not a lot of the spark
that makes Groundhog Day
work. The main character
isn't the greatest and he
doesn't win us over, but I
kinda liked his two
friends, especially
British actor Craig
Roberts, who seems to be
getting decent roles in
America now.
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