Gotta Run (26 Nov 1999 ) was the 13th and final episode of this Cinemax couples erotica series. We still have four sex scenes, three with the female lead, Michelle Von Flotow, aka Michelle Hall, and one with another woman, Jessica Sobel. Sobel shows breasts and buns, and Von Flotow shows everything, but they caught her crotch patch on camera. This time, Sobel's scene was first. We see her having sex with a guy when he is describing the experience to the male lead, a workaholic coworker.

He convinces the coworker to try Pleasure Zone, and he is matched with Von Flotow, but he keeps canceling dates because he has work to do. She finally visits him at the office with vodka and caviar in a skimpy outfit, but he sends her packing. We later learn that she had also been a workaholic, and was making a project out of curing him. Later, he fantasizes a sex scene with her. There is another broken date, and another fantasy sex scene, then Von Flotow lures him downstairs, blindfolds and handcuffs him, takes him home, and finally gets him to stop and smell the pussy.

These are all rather even in terms of quality, and also in the sex acts and positions they portray. They don't deviate too far from their formula, and don't waste much time on plot. I suppose you could describe them as mini romance novels, but with mostly sex and little or no plot. This is also a C.

MAILBOX:

Hi Scoop,

Just fyi: the reasons for the *ridiculous* pricing for Salo are: A) it was a Criterion Collection dvd, B) it was their fastest sellout _ever_ , and C) their license either didn't allow a reprint or they didn't have time before the license expired.

It's the single most sought after Criterion DVD. It came out early ('99?) but I do remember that quite a few of the online stores sold out of their allotment before they got product. Borders Books (a girlfriend at the time worked at corporate)  sold out of their stock in 2 days, nationwide. It's a pretty amazing feat for a flick that 99% of the (US) population wouldn't make it thru the first 10 minutes of.

later,
jcs

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Scoop -

A couple days ago, you had some great caps of Nikki Cox in the movie "Run Ronnie Run!" and I was wondering if you or you readers knew where I could find any video clips. There has GOT to be some jiggling going on there!

Sincerely,
Uncle Gimpy

Scoop says, "shoot, I never thought to make a clip because she kept her clothes on, and I don't own the movie. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?"

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Here's something to think about....

Nicole Kidman has the most-capped scene with Eyes Wide Shut, but who is the most capped babe? It is not Nicole, although her total of 102 puts her into 2nd place at the moment. And it is not, as The Gimp and I had figured, Julie Strain. She has been capped 93 times with 51 movies. In fact, Shannon Tweed, with only 29 movies, has been capped more often at 93 times (clearly Shannon's performances are often capped by as many as 6 people, whereas only one of Julie Strain's performances has been capped that many times).

So who is the leader, the one who could be rightly proclaimed as the poster girl for the Funhouse? Well, I'll let you know in a couple of days, once The Gimp has checked out two more possibilities.

In the meantime...Here is part two of Elizabeth Berkley in the skinema classic, "Showgirls".

You'll notice I paid particular attention to Dame Elizabeth's full-frontal scenes. There's some metaphorical justice to all that: throughout the movie she acted like one and showed off one.

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• Elizabeth Berkley (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18)

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