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"Dead Sexy" (2000)
Dead Sexy (2000) is a direct to vid cop/murder soft-core. It stars Shannon Tweed as a police detective who sleeps with her suspects, and entraps them by posing as a high price hooker. She has been transferred to LA due to a scandal in the San Francisco PD. $5,000.00/night hookers are being killed. Shannon and her partner don't agree on who the suspects are, and neither is a saint.
It is clear from the start that the director is going to throw a lot of red herrings and have a surprise ending. The first hour is non-stop simulated sex and strippers, and the last 30 minutes is plot. Holly Sampson, Shannon Tweed, Katie Lohman, Mary Shannon, Nancy Vee, and a bunch of unknown
strippers show pretty much everything. The sex is dark for the most part, and not very erotic. The violence is not very graphic, and the acting is not very apparent. IMDB has never heard of it. I will give it a D+.
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Shannon Tweed using a body double? It sure seems like it.
Dead Sexy is a straight-to-vid retelling of Basic Instinct, except with sexual role reversal. All the clues point to two different guys. One is Shannon Tweed's partner, the other her lover, so she's closely involved with a serial killer, but she doesn't know which one it is,
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Nancy Vee
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Shannon Tweed. I'm not 100% sure about this one. I know it sounds ludicrous on the surface to suggest that Shannon Tweed used a body double, but I'm pretty sure she did. They showed her face, then all of her hair fell down over her face, then the frontal sex scenes showed a woman
with hair covering her entire face. Moreover, the woman in those sex scenes had a flat tummy, and Tweed showed a pronounced paunch when she was wearing clothing. I think Tweed has finally gotten to that stage. Shannon is, of course, 104 years old, and the time has to come eventually. (She's really
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Making the Grade was a typical 1980's teen comedy, completely predictable, but kinda fun. A rich kid hires a poor kid to go to school for him.
It features a rather obscure but perfect parody. John Travolta did Staying Alive in 1983, and the Diceman did this parody of that in this 1984 film (see the top of the anonymous collage)
- Jonna Lee. Gorgeous girl, but you've seen more nudity in the Discovery Channel specials on the Inuits. According to IMDb, her last TV or movie credit was in 1990, she did commercials and promos until 1993, and she's now an artist/sculptor in Dallas
- a cute anonymous tootsie and the Diceman
Do you like movies about gladiators? Sorry, we don't have any. But if you like naked French chicks, Charlie's Site is Updated
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Shannon Elizabeth playing a stripper in "Dish Dogs" (1998). The goodies in this scene are thong views, and toplessness.
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
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Frankie Rayder very nice see-thru breast exposure.
Helena Christensen, also wearing a top with a very high see-thru rating.
Jeisa Chiminazzo, yup, you guessed it...See-thru is "In" this fall!
Claudelle Perrault, showing a single exposed breast.
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Excellent find by UC99...lesbo loving' in scenes from "The Monkey's Mask" (2000).
Here's what we get:
Links #1-3...McGillis goes topless, gets felt up, and makes out with Susie Porter
Link #4...Both ladies fully nude with breast exposure, and almost frontal nudity.
Link #5...McGillis wears a see-thru bra, Porter shows lower frontal nudity.
Link #6...A hot and sweaty lesbian sex scene. Most of the goodies seen here belong to Porter.
Link #7...Just Susie Porter in this one. Topless in the tub, and more lower frontal nudity.
Izabella Miko
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Penman's turn to make some 'caps from the vampire movie with a WB cast..."The Forsaken". Excellent 'caps of Izabella topless (all links except #2), as well as stripped down to undies only (links 4 and 5).
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The busty young actress in scenes from the Canadian movie "Stardom". Topless in #1 (thanks to Hugo) and mega-cleavage in #2.
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Bare bum, partial breast exposure, and a very slight hint of pubes in scenes from "Molly". Vidcaps by Skease.
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Kelly Brook
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3 Great scans of 3 hot babes each showing a bit of see-thru nipple exposure, by Black Sheep. If you're into the wet t-shirt look...I highly recommend the Dawn Stevens scan.
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Dracul does a very nice job bringing us the goodies from the Skinemax movie "Secrets of a Chambermaid" (1998).
Here's the breakdown:
Amy and Anneliza both show breasts as they make out
Amy then has a pseudo sex in the shower scene with plenty of flesh including breasts and pubes.
Kira shows us a great thong view, then plays with her big'uns before losing al of her clothes and showing some nudity below the equator.
In the last image, Kira feels Amy up.
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North vs. South
If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles:
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes,
The South has 'mater samiches.
The North has coffee houses,
The South has Waffle Houses.
The North has dating services,
The South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives,
The South has Lee Press-on Nails.
The North has double last names,
The South has double first names.
The North has Ted Kennedy,
The South has Jesse Helms.
The North has an ambulance,
The South has an amalance.
The North has Indy car races,
The South has stock car races.
The North has Cream of Wheat,
The South has grits.
The North has green salads,
The South has collard greens.
The North has lobsters,
The South has crawdads.
The North has the rust belt,
The South has the Bible Belt
If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store....Don't buy food at this store.
Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, are ya?"
Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't understand you either.
The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.
Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense in the South.
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.
When you come up on a person driving 15 mph down the middle of the road, remember that most folks learn to drive on a John Deere, and that is the proper speed and position for that vehicle.
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