Tuesday

Tuna
"Tattoo"

Tattoo (22 Oct 1999) is the 8th episode of the Cinemax series Pleasure Zone. Yes, we still have four sex scenes. Unfortunately, they got a little clever with the lighting this time. A young executive is living with Tamara Landry, but the relationship is boring him, as their life is totally predictable, and he longs for old girlfriend Devin DeMoore. He remembers two sex sessions with her, then hooks up with Pleasure Zone, who relocates her. They have a nostalgic memorial fuck, then he returns to his girlfriend, who is waiting in a bra and panties on the kitchen counter, and who has decided to live a little dangerously.

DeMoore shows everything including a long full frontal. DeMoore shows huge breasts and buns. The sex was rather boring this time, and the lighting was very distracting. The title comes from a tattoo of a rose on the small of DeMoore's back. C.

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  • Tamara Landry (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56)

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    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
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    Graphic Response
    • Jacqueline Bisset in scenes from the 1977 movie "The Deep". To borrow from Comic Book Guy, "Best...wet t-shirt...ever"!

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

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    Catherine Bell Catherine really knows how to fill out a bikini! Here she is in scenes from an episode of "JAG".

    Jeri Ryan Back in the early days of "Voyager", Jeri was sort of a slave to the UPN and was forced to guess star another UPN series called "The Sentinel". At least they were smart enough to get her into a bathing suit!

    Uma Thurman Uma topless in the off beat, but entertaining movie "Mad Dog and Glory" (1993), starring Robert De Niro, Bill Murray and David Caruso, directed by John McNaughton of "Wild Things" fame.

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    Nicole Ansari Toplessness and some mild lesbian lovin' in scenes from the Austrian movie "Zwei Frauen, ein Mann und ein Baby" (1999).

    Franziska Petri The German actress goes topless and also shows rear nudity in scenes from "Tage des Sturms" (2003).

    Ina Paule Klink Breasts and just a hint of pubes are visible in the German movie "Babykram ist Männersache" (2001)

    Nina Hoger Topless in scenes from "Für immer für Dich" (2003).

    Christie Cameron The naturally ultra-busty blonde goes full frontal on the German TV series "Wa(h)re Liebe".

    Variety
    Cameron Diaz
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The paparazzi catch the Angel on vacation and playing in the surf with Justin Timberlake. Naturally, Cammy wears a very small bikini and looks wonderful.

    Niki Taylor
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24)

    C2000 crosses the 500 mark with this collection of images from a 1998 Sports Illustrated video. Plenty of bikinis, cleavage, hands over boobs and of course some excellent thong views.

    Kari Wuhrer The long time B-movie favorite shows brief breast and thong views in scenes from "Thy Neighbor's Wife" aka "Poison" (2001). This is one of the last times Kari showed off the implants before having them removed.

    Jacqueline Bisset Going all the way back to 1971 for these scenes of Bisset topless from the movie "The Mephisto Waltz".

    Helen Brodie Topless in sex scenes from the straight-to-vid flick, "Monsoon" (2001).

    Lisa Eilbacher Topless and just a hint of pubes in scenes from the pre-Bond Brosnan movie "Live Wire" (1992). Eilbacher is probably best known as Eddie Murphy's old school friend "Jenny Summers" from "Beverly Hills Cop" (1984).

    Michelle Bauer
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    De'Ann Power
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Señor Skin continues his coverage of the 1995 straight-to-video flick, "Assault of the Party Nerds 2: The Heavy Petting Detective". Plenty of breast views today.

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    FIVE-YEAR-OLD MAKES BONG FOR "SHOW AND TELL"
    Teach And Chong - A five-year-old girl in a school in Australia's Northern Territory shocked her teachers when she stood up during "Show & Tell" and demonstrated how to make a bong out of a Coke bottle. Police said they've been concerned about drug culture reaching into primary schools, but this was the most "in-your-face" example of it they'd ever seen.

  • So they moved her up to the "Talented and Gifted" program.
  • Officials were really upset: they've been trying SO HARD to get soft drinks out of the schools!
  • She was a big hit, especially when she passed out Twinkies at the end.


    COLLEGE TEACHES SCIENCE OF "HARRY POTTER"
    "Harry Potter Meets The Nutty Professor" - Frostburg State University in Frostburg, Maryland, is offering a credit honors class called "The Science of Harry Potter." It studies the links between science and magic, and examines, for example, whether antigravity research could produce a flying broomstick or genetic engineering produce Fluffy, the three-headed dog. Physics professor George R. Plitnik said it's a serious college level course, despite the fact that he likes to dress up in wizard robes in class and pretend to be Hogwarts' headmaster Albus Dumbledore.

  • Okay, science: explain THAT.
  • He rejects critics who say the class is dumbled-down.
  • The class also answers the question, "Can a physics professor make your college tuition money disappear?"
  • If you want to learn about Harry Potter, major in merchandising.
  • Proof Positive that the US education system is in the Harry Potty.


    AFFLECK SUPPRESSES SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL
    He's Washing That Gal Right Out Of His Hair - Ben Affleck was paid $1.5 million to do a TV commercial in Britain, but the contract stipulates that it will never be shown in America to protect his image. It shows Ben kissing a model, then advising men to use L'Oreal shampoo "because we're worth it." One U.K. newspaper described it as "deeply embarrassing."

  • You'd think that after "Gigli," nothing could embarrass him.
  • Besides, that's not even his hair.
  • How could using shampoo ruin his image? He's not Mickey Rourke.


    ENTWHISTLE'S CASTLE FOR SALE
    Whooo...Would Buy This? - The late Who bassist John Entwhistle's Gothic estate in Britain is up for sale for over $6 million (US). It has 42 acres, 55 rooms, two recording studios and two human skeletons that Entwhistle named Mr. and Mrs. Bones.

  • I think we've found the new home Michael Jackson's been looking for.
  • Realtors like selling houses that have good bones.
  • They're not skeletons: they're just a couple of fashion models who don't know that he's not coming back.

  • Mail Bag
    Hey Scoops,
    I'm probably imagining stuff, but do you see a little something here that we weren't meant to see?

    -K

  • Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Jr's reply
    I'm not sure what you think you see, but it's still a very nice pic of JLH showing a little leg and a little cleavage.