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Thursday

"Hey, Scoop". (My comments in parens).

Didn't you post that some movie with Blythe Danner nude was going to be on at the end of September. Did everyone miss it or doesn't anyone care?

(Yes, it was "Lovin' Molly", which is not available on tape. No, he said sadly, I never got any submissions on this topic)

Scoop, you mentioned in Tuesday's edition that you didn't have any overt nudity from Christy Thom. You may have forgotten this old capture from Meatballs 4. The capturing artist didn't manage to get her whole face, but if it isn't Christy, the whoever it is sure looks a hell of a lot like her. By the way, whatever happened with that supposed flashing from the "Oh. My. Gawd." chick from Friends? I think the character was Janice? I forget the name of the actress, but I remember she had a hell of nice body.

(I'm not sure, but I think I was referring to Kiana Tom, wasn't I? Anyway, I love the picture.)

Hey Scoop, You mentioned in your page today, at the bottom, that "when rejoined, these clips run about 2 minutes". Do you know of any software that I can download to rejoin these mpg clips? You might consider putting this on the ol' site for your loyal viewers.Thanks for your help.

(I think those were Aussie's words eh quoted. You experts, what do you recommend to join .mpg's)

The movie in which Taylor Dayne played a stripper is called Stag. It came out in 1997. Dayne was nude in it? I don't think so. I suffered through the film on HBO and as I recall it was the other stripper, played by Jenny McShane, who got topless. Dayne leaves her top on during the striptease. She also has a sex scene, but again nothing is shown. In case anybody is wondering about the plot, it's an even worse version of Very Bad Things.

(Hard to imagine! Thanks to this visitor and many others who offered the same info.)

I wanted to pass on a tip to your contributors. It's a recent NZ film, "When Love Comes". It's an art-house gay love story, so it's not likely to be noticed straight-off, but it does contain some rather hot lesbian scenes between Nancy Brunning and Sophia Hawthorne.

And just what makes you think we wouldn't notice a Low-Budget Kiwi Arthouse Gay Film here at the Fun House? I've been thinking of opening up a separate wing for them, like for the Rasslin' babes. Just kidding. Thanks for the tip, although I may leave this one for someone else to track down.

Gotta say I love your site and come here every day to check it out. There's a model by the name of Susie Bick who just (if rumor is true) just maried Nick Cave (famous singer in Europe) but I can't find any pictures of her. Maybe you can find some.

Comments and news and stuff.

President Clinton signed a law making it legal for women to breastfeed children in any federal building. Children are defined as "male crackers up to age 60". The President also said that since women are allowed to take out private parts to be sucked in Federal buildings, therefore the anti-discrimation laws allow him to do the same.

Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura's approval rating dropped from 73 to 54 percent after he said that organized religion is a crutch for weak-minded people. Sunday morning, and I'm not kidding here, Ventura told NBC that being weak-minded is not necessarily a bad thing. My favorite similar line was from the singer Tom Waits, the skid-row Sinatra, who once said that reality is just a crutch for people too cowardly to take drugs.

The West Virginia-based Black Diamond Girl Scout Council thought its website address, www.blackdiamondgirlscouts.com, was too long, so they changed it to www.bdgsc.org But a Ukrainian porno site scooped up the old address, and now, people who are looking for the Girl Scouts end up seeing naked Ukrainian women. I'll bet they've also updated some of the cookie selections.

Jim Carrey told Vanity Fair that he might walk away from his $20 million-a-movie career to something that's more of a service to humanity. Hey, Jimbo, I think you're a funny guy, but if you really want to do humanity a favor, just don't make "Cable Guy 2"

In a new Gallup Poll, Americans ranked President Clinton #1 when asked to name the most successful president at foreign affairs of all presidents since World War II. But when asked to name the most important foreign policy issue facing America, their #1 answer was "I don't know." I think the poll respondents are right. Clinton has probably had more foreign affairs than any President except JFK. He's had a few domestic ones as well. Possibly even a few barnyard animals.

Photos by Roversi.

Note from Scoop to collectors: I change the names of StoneCold's files with his permission. Just to bust my hump, he always comes up with file names which include blasphemous remarks, obscenity, or characters in non-English alphabets. For example, his Milla file was millashowsusherbighairycunt.jpg. The rest of this is his own commentary

Yo, Scoop. I just got my hands on this Italian Museum Book "Nudi". That's Italian for "Sugar mamas that don't eat no pasta". It's a very descriptive language. Says a lot with four letters. I even signed my name in Italian. My barber, he Italian, says I should be "pietra gelida". It's more like a frozen rock, but WTF? Close enough. So I'm reading through this book, which was easy because it's all pictures, so my illiteracy didn't get in the way, and I notice there's no sistas in here. I'm used to it with the models, cuz sistas generally have some butts that make the clothes hang all wrong, but sometimes they throw Naomi or Georgianna in a corner somewhere. But in this case, no brown sugar at all. And it ain't the clothes, cuz they wearin' none. I'm thinking maybe they don't have any sistas in Italy, because I've seen the all those Godfather and Goodfellas movies and they never hang in the hood, hear me? And when I watch those news programs where the Pope speaks in St Peter's Square, I never see any brown sugar in that crowd except for some old nuns from Ethiopia or someplace, and nuns don't count cuz they don't give up the sugar. They're like nutrasweet women. And I don't remember Michelangelo showing God reaching down to man, and there's some brothas and sistas reachin' back up. And plus it's hard to picture any brotha named Paolo. He be in shit deep ugly in the hood. "Yo, here's my brothas ... he Snatch, he Docta, he Ice, and dere Paolo. What man, I ain't hangin wit' any mofo'n Paolo. Yo, Paolo, go sell some tutty-frutty ices, mofo, an' don't be showin' yo ugly Luca Brazzi ass here nomo". It's out of my system now, so I gotta say I like Milla. That is some highly refined white sugar.

You know ol' Johnny Depp want to be a brotha. I read somewhere that Johnny Depp said "Kate Moss, she ain't white. She got that high water booty." Say what? Kate Moss is white, bro. She whiter than Larry Bird and Barry Manilow put together. She whiter than Tide white. She so white she make Regis and Kathy Lee look like C-Bo and MasterP.

I ain't gonna scan this whole book. I'll send the ones I know. I don't know why ol' Paolo did two of Guinevere van Seenus and none of Georgianna. Two of Milla, that I could handle, but two of Guinevere van Seenus? Maybe cuz she look like my barber.

van Seenus

Shalom Harlow

There is no dedicated Stone Cold website, which explains why he's not in jail. His scans are archived in the back issues. Search for "Stone Cold" with the search function in the back issues. We have more than a year of back issues, plus the rasslin' babes site, the fakes, the Fun House, the Encyclopedia, and the Mardi Gras pics. Click here to sign up, log in, or get info

Photos by Seliger.

Three from Seliger, scanned by missing pieces. These first two represent a tremendous upgrade of those two famous nudes of Jennifer Aniston. Here's the buns shot

and here's the one with the green veil

This is Paula Cole

Photos by Demarchelier

This is just about the ultimate fighting team. Valentino is the scanner/editor. Patrick Demarchelier is the photographer. A stark naked Laetitia Casta is the subject.

one more of Casta

Tuna. In his own words.

Note from Scoop to Tuna: I only got these three and the rest of the file was corrupted. please re-send the others. I guess I'll have to include your sample tomorrow. Also, in the title "Emmanuelle 2, L'Antivierge", does Antivierge mean "The Wrath of Khan"?

To me, Compupic produces the best thumbnails. It allows you to place the thumbs on a muted background image, determine how many per row, how many rows, and gives all sorts of options for labeling. www.photodex.com. I included one set as an example with today's uploads. Emmanuelle 2 continues with Catherine Rivet

Catherine Rivet

The Getaway.

Nice work from Diamondedge. Kim Basinger in "The Getaway".

Kim Basinger.