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Seeing those caps from "Contraband" aka The Smuggler (1980) in the Fun House a few days ago made me think that I might take a trip down memory lane on this one. As some may still remember I submitted caps from this flick in the April 18, 2002 edition. (Tuna also reviewed and capped it in the February 26, 2003 issue.) So I thought some clips from this movie might be a nice addition.

There are three clips in all.

• First Tiziana Lodetto nearly suffocates a guy with her ample bosom.
• Secondly an unknown actress takes a full frontal approach on a man.
• Finally Ivana Monti is stripped and raped, showing all 3 B's in the process, while making heartrending noises. So be warned, do not download this if you are sensitive about this kind of material.

Regarding "Le trio infernal" I wanted to let you know that there is also a DVD available in France. It has a few extras like a 28 min. interview with the director and a small photo gallery. And the trailer with the extra Romy exposure of course. All clips I submitted come from this DVD.

That's it for today.

Yesterday we gave you Misty Mundae in "Bite Me".....Today we have the rest of the girls.

First up is Caitlin Ross, topless doing her stage show.

Caitlin Ross

Then we have Erika Smith do her routine on stage which is interrupted by a bar room fight, but we get to see her nice tits backstage in the dressing room.

Erika Smith

Next is Julian Wells topless on stage.

Julian Wells

Jamie Lee Curtis

Next we fast forward to 1998 and take a look at Skinemax regular Amy Linsday topless and gettin' it on in scenes from an episode of "Beverly Hills Bordello".

Amy Lindsay

"Pinocchio's Revenge"
Good enough 1996 horror flick has all the necessary elements - blood (but not too much considering the genre), nudity, and a storyline that will keep your interest even though it isn't particularly unique.

A defense attorney tries, but fails, to save the life of a man condemned to death for the murder of his son. After the execution, the prosecution turns over the man's effects, and included is a Pinocchio puppet.

Her young daughter Zoe mistakes the puppet for a birthday gift, and grows very attached to it.

When bad accidents start happening to anyone whom Zoe is upset with, the girl blames Pinocchio while the adults all blame her. Things get worse and worse, until.......

You get the idea. Pretty typical horror fare, but not bad at all for horror fans.

Seems like late night cable is using a lot more pornstars in their softcore erotic series these days. One of them is Kaylani Lei, a real Asian beauty. I captured a few frames of her in more natural element in Teen Dreams. A couple of other adult stars, Hunter Young and Jasmine Lynn, also came along for the ride.

Kaylani Lei

Hunter Young

Jasmine Lynn

I'm willing to bet this one will be cancelled soon. Have I seen it? No. Do I need to before making such a statement? No. Here's why...3 words..."starring Paula Marshall". Paula is basically the kiss of death for any new TV series.

During the past 11 years, she has starred in 6 other series that were all cancelled before the end of the first season: "Hidden Hills" (2002), "Cursed" (2000), "Snoops" (1999), "Cupid" (1998), "Chicago Sons" (1997), and "Wild Oats" (1994).

MOVIE REVIEWS:

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Singer Boy George Arrested on Drug Charge



Curse II begins: Say sayonara to the Red Sox



Deleted scenes from that Martin Scorsese project about Bob Dylan.



"Philip Seymour Hoffman sits down with Jon Stewart and is promptly declared the world's greatest actor."



Jon Stewart: "It's been a hard couple of months for the White House, so there's only one remedy: 9/11."



"The Daily Show's Samantha Bee can't figure out why chicken coops are such ripe breeding grounds for disease."



The Daily Show's Rob Corddry talks with the founder of Girls Gone Wild about his humanitarian efforts.



'Garfield' Movie Sequel Slated for Summer 2006





The trailer for Romance & Cigarettes, John Turturro's working class musical.



"WMDs IN CANADA?
U.S. Officials Are Determined To Find Them"
• "Saddam Hussein did something with them, but the president isn't quite sure what," the White House insider tells us. "Now, he's thinking maybe they're north of the border. After all, the President likes to say, most of those 9/11 terrorists entered our country through Canada, so they probably hid the WMDs there along the way!"





"Lambkins want more respect." They think they have problems? My school team was called The Fightin' Amish.




"2005 NFL Cheerleader Tour - Day 20: San Diego Chargers

I usually wait until Monday to feature the home team playing that night. But after our last two stops I figured we needed a pick-me-up.

The San Diego Chargers were my favorite team in my youth. Why would a kid born in the Nation's Capital and into a Redskin family choose a team 2500 miles away? Lightning Bolts. The first time I saw the Chargers powder blue uniforms with lightning bolts on them, I was hooked. (They will break 'em out for Monday Night. The team sucked, but damn they looked good! Hey, I was five years old, and a lightning bolt on a helmet looked a hell of a lot cooler than a wrinkled old man with feathers in his hair.

I am in my thirties now, and I must say that the Charger Girls look a helluva lot better than any logo on a helmet. Even though this web site is suffering from the same fate as the San Francisco Gold Rush (lack of ANY extras), the Charger Girls make up for it in one big way. These girls are hot! Sometimes I will highlight two or three standouts on a squad. Here in San Diego, take your pick. Only one or two girls bring this team down from near perfection. The web site should be better. The bios are fine. Most have extra pictures and you can email your favorite girl. But it lacks any other content. No history, no swimsuit photos, no community activities, no auditions, no game photos...you get the idea. This team's beauty raises the rating, but the web site brings it back down.

Rating 7.5 out of 10.

See you Monday with a review of the Cardinal Girls. I am taking a trip out west to personally inspect the Arizona Cheerleading squad (they take on the Panthers this Sunday!) AND the ASU squad Saturday night! Have a great weekend. Take Care."

The first nine minutes of Joss Whedon's Serenity



Cool pic on the NASA site - lunar eclipse over Madrid in time lapse



John Travolta and Kelly Preston are urging Katie Holmes to have a 'silent birth' when she has Tom Cruise's baby. On the other hand, Jules, Travolta's partner from Pulp Fiction, is telling her to scream like a banshee and quote from the Bible when she pops out that thetan-ass motherfucker.



"Fashion magazine W has become the first to publicly support Kate Moss since her drug scandal broke." Actually, I prefer to read the headline like this: "Fashion magazine W has become the first to try to turn Kate Moss's tragedy from a hot iron into a quick buck."



White House denies that God talks to Bush. It was an easy enough mistake for Bush to make. The voice was actually Dick Cheney.



Here is a RapidShare link to a film of that possible escaped areola from Jessica Alba in Into the Blue



The Daily Show: "Two of the three reporters who showed up for a WHO conference on avian flu were from Bird Fancy."



"Robert Blake saw a lot to love in Bonny Lee Bakley. She was smart. She was charming. And, best of all, she put out on the first date."

STONES CONCERT HALTED BY COPS
Start Me Back Up - In an unexplained incident, the Rolling Stones' concert at the University of Virginia was interrupted while police searched the stage with three bomb-sniffing dogs. Half an hour later, it proceeded without incident.

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