Prey (1978), AKA Alien Prey, is a very British horror piece pitting cannibal aliens against lipstick lesbians, one of them very possessive and jealous. Glory Annen awakes from a bad dream to see green light from a spacecraft through her bedroom window. Roommate/lover Sally Faulkner doesn't believe her. The next day, a strange man shows up at their door. He is, of course, the cannibal alien. Faulkner is jealous, Annen welcomes the company, and our alien spends his time acting really strange, leading up to the surprise ending. We briefly see Faulkner's breasts during a very hot lesbian scene. Anne shows everything, and has breasts and buns in several different scenes, including sunbathing, a bath, dressing, and the lesbian love session. IMDb readers have this at 3.6 of 10. That is about all the respect it deserves. The acting was not at all good, none of the characters sympathetic, and not enough of a plot to keep it interesting. Low C-.

Dream On, Season 2:

Here's the summary of the nudity in the second batch of 14 episodes, representing all of Season 2, which aired in 1991:

Episode 15: "The Second Greatest Story Ever Told". Mimi Rogers (1, 2) does not take off her bra, but still manages to give us a great look at her mammoth mamms. There is some excellent nudity in this episode. A couple of cuties are seen topless on the set of a monster movie (Martin stumbled into the wrong sound stage), and they re-appear in his fantasies.

• Anastasia Barzee (1, 2, 3) never made it as a TV star, but went on to a very successful career on stage in the musical theater. She played Emma in Broadway's Jekyll and Hyde. I don't know anything about the subject, but I gather than she is now a major stage star, since a Google search for her turns up 500 valid responses, many of them very impressive Broadway credits.
• Lisa Saxton's (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) career was more mundane and predictable. She started as a model in Playboy Newsstand Specials, and her film roles consisted of such classic roles as "Naked Lady in Bed". In this collage, Brainscan captured her in the immortal cinema classic, Terminal Exposure

Episode 16: "And Your Little Dog, Too". Nice nudity again. Carolyn Lowery (1, 2, 3) played a notorious groupie. Martin published her biography, "Starfucker". No sign of Carolyn in the past three years, but she was still getting plenty of work in TV and B features as recently as 2000-2001.

Episode 17: "The 37-Year Itch". Nice nudity from gorgeous Mimi Craven (1, 2). Mimi, a famous gal-pal of Sharon Stone, still works in TV here and there, and is also a "semi-professional photographer." She comes by her last name through a 1984 marriage to horror film maven Wes Craven (they divorced three years later).

Episode 19:  "Futile Attraction". Very pleasant nudity from Paula Trickey and Connie Woods (1, 2) as two women with whom Martin had performance problems. 

• The scene with Woods is cute. She dons a cheerleader outfit and waves her pompoms for Martin, all to no avail. As far as I can see, this was her last job in show biz.
• Trickey failed in an attempt at a sexy B movie career, but has had a solid mainstream TV career, and has been working steadily on teh boob tube ever since she quit the movies. Here are some old caps in which you can she her breasts in another timeless screen romance, Killer Cop 2. 

Episode 21: "What I Did For Lust". Susan Ashley (1, 2) shows her breasts. This was her last credit at IMDb. Her few previous credits are softcore sex films. Here an imager named Lescan captured her nudity in Private Passions.

Episode 24: "Pants on Fire". Laura Albert is back, playing the same character she played in Episode 1 (the whipped cream girl). This time she shows her breasts, but not in the show's typical clear well-lit context.

Episode 25: "The Charlotte Letter". Three typical Cinemax stars: Kimber Sissons, Lisa London, and Cheryl Boudreau. I don't know who is who, but you can find lots of pics of London and Sisson in the Encyclopedia. Only two of them got topless, and the quality is poor because they are seen in a stag film which is popped into a VCR and seen on a TV screen.

Episode 26: "The Name of the Game is Five-Card Stud." Cherie Michan (1, 2) takes off her top in a cute scene in which she lost her blouse playing poker. She made several more appearances on Dream On, and a few other similar guest shots, but had disappeared from the landscape by 1998. There was also male nudity in this episode, a bum from Sean Masterson.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

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Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

Try as I might... and heaven knows I have tried... I cannot bring myself to dislike the movie, Slammed (2001). There are so many reasons I should. Slammed is Hot Dog: The Movie except:

1) The sport is wrestling, or maybe that should be rasslin', rather than skiing.

2) The bad guy is a standard issue American preppy, rather than a snotty, faux-aristocratic European twit.

3) The dialogue and the actors are weary and worn rather than edgy and entertaining.

4) One has been lost in the shuffle of 21st century bad movies, the other is a classic of its time, remembered and revered by a cult following.

So Slammed is derivative and overly-long. It packs no punch in its humor or in its last scene of good-guy gets revenge. What's not to hate?

I would say, "the nekkid babes" because that is the usual answer to such a question. And there several of them, credited and otherwise. But these gals are universally and artificially pneumatic. We are talking so much silicone in this one cinematic effort that Dow-Corning's stock jumped 9 points when filming began: costs elevate as supply dwindles, you know; and these gals used up a year's production.

No, I think it's empathy that keeps one from ripping this movie a new arse-hole. It is populated with folks who had been someone- the guy who'd been Jimmy Olson in the latest Superman thingee, the chubby un-funny son on Home Improvement, and Josie Davis... that's right, Josie Davis... and Fabiana Udenio, who at one time was the number 1 woman I wished would get and stay seriously nekkid in at least one movie. They're all there and so is the guy who played the President in The Fifth Element (Tiny Lister) and a gal, Lake Bell, who just might BE someone someday soon because she can act and has such a wonderful on-screen personality.

Yep, it's empathy and the thought that it's a cruel, cruel world when someone who had been at the top appears in Slammed. Let's cheer on this effort for their sake... only for their sake.

About the nekkid babes. Well, we got two dressing-room scenes, a wet T-shirt contest, a gratuitous flash by a former Hefmate, a rip-off-the-top pool-fight scene and a bit of an innocent sport-humping scene... as oxymoronic as that sounds.

Major source of hooter exposure is Tamie Sheffield. Gal's whipped out the biguns in previously capped movies and was the winner on a Fear Factor episode; shows the equipment again in one dressing room scene and a scene leading up to the wet T-shirt contest. She claims in a making-of extra on the disk that hers are not fake because they shake. Shit, my nephew has a plastic monk on his dashboard that shakes when he drives and that thing has fewer artificial ingredients than Tamie's hooties. Tamie, in my opinion, looks way better in a wet T-shirt than she does topless (see collages 4 and 5).

• Tamie Sheffield (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

Second major source, previously exposed, is Kitana Baker. Got five collages worth of silicone, with her as the biological carrier.

• Kitana Baker (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Third gal to give up major goodies is a newbie, Somaya Reece. Pretty woman, with a smile to melt your heart and implants to break your face. Que lastima.

• Somaya Reece (1, 2, 3)

And then there is this generation's Shannon Tweed... Katie Lohmann. About the fifteenth movie that's been capped in which she shows off her man-mades. Interesting artistic addition to them this time.

• Katie Lohmann (1, 2)

Lake Bell does not get undressed, but she does wear some interesting clothes. I'm figuring we won't be seeing her goodies, because if she ain't getting nekkid in this movie, she never will.

• Lake Bell (1, 2)

Josie Davis gives good face.

• Josie Davis

And a triplet of uncredited gals do the wet T-shirt thing, while a pair of other uncredited gals pull off each other's bikini tops. Standard fare.

• Unknown Wet T-shirt babes
• Unknown topless pool girls

So as I was saying, there are many reasons to rant and rave over the tiredness that is Slammed, but the sight of so many professionals in decline and the performance of Lake Bell restrains the beast that wells up in me. I bid the movie a sad and permanent adieu.

Today from the Ghost...in between playing Nancy Drew in "The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries" and Fallon Carrington Colby on "Dynasty", Pamela Sue Martin got nekkid in "The Lady in Red" (1979). A ganster film written by John Sayles, starring Robert Conrad as John Dillinger.

• Pamela Sue Martin, toplessness in two scenes. Links 5-10 and video clip #2 feature several other women topless and full frontal. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
• Pamela Sue Martin zipped .wmvs (1, 2)

"My Best Friend's Wife"
It occurs to me that if you're going to make a comedy drama, you should include one of two things: comedy or drama. This 2001 effort was short on both.

The story, done many times and much better, tells of two couples, the men best friends since childhood, the wives also close friends. As they struggle through their early thirties, they all begin to yearn for the things they've missed, and they decide to swap wives for one night. Things get really complicated when one of the men feels such guilt and love for his wife that he can't go through with it, but his wife and the other guy do.

This thing laid a big egg with me. It had damned few funny parts and no real drama, the characters weren't especially sympathetic nor realistic, and at the end of 85 minutes you ask yourself why you bothered........Oh, I know why. To cap Ruby the Stripper.

• Juliette Alexander

From the Oct 8 Fun House update:
(Comments and video clip by Mr. T.)

Scoops:
The "X Change" images and videos identified as Lisa Bronwyn Moore in yesterdays's Funhouse are actually Amy Sloane. The actresses play the same character, sort of (there's some mind/body switching going on), and both have nude scenes, hence the confusion.

Here's a short clip I made of Moore for comparison.

• Lisa Bronwyn Moore (zipped divx .avi)

CHARLIZE WANTS TO MARRY OZZY
Monsters Of Rock - Oscar-winning beauty Charlize Theron says she wants to marry Ozzy Osbourne. In her first interviews after recovering from an on-set injury, Theron confessed her huge crush on Ozzy, saying, "I have this thing about wanting to marry him. I like those older guys. I have this weird nurturing sense."