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Third Party Videos
To go with Oz's clip of Amanda Peet (see his section below),
here's another fleeting look at her in Igby Goes Down
(Two
.avis zipped together.)
OTHER CRAP:
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Lamest super hero?
"Aquaman" - sung to the
tune of Rocketman.
Fox baseball broadcaster
Steve Lyons has been fired for making a racially
insensitive comment
- Let me guess. He'll
be moving over to Fox News
URL says it all:
checkoutmybreasts.com
Daily Box Office for
Friday, October 13, 2006
- Reviews or no
reviews, the Grudge 2 is right on target to
meet analysts' expectations, having raked in
$10 million on Friday.
- Going down the line,
the other films also seem to be marching to
their orders.
"Everything You Don't Want
to Know About Your Kid’s Sex Life ... The
100-teen-vs.-100-parent promiscuity poll."
The HD trailer from
Unaccompanied Minors
- " It's Christmas Eve
and five kids have just been snowed in at the
airport -- and there isn't a parent in sight.
Unaccompanied Minors follows awkward Spencer (Dyllan
Christopher), rich-girl Grace (Gina Mantegna),
tomboy Donna (Quinn Shephard), geeky Charlie
(Tyler James Williams) and bashful Beef (Brett
Kelly) as they try to outwit a disgruntled
airport official (Lewis Black) and reunite
with their families. Using 'borrowed'
golf-carts, a canoe on a snow hill and the
help of a reluctant flight attendant (Wilmer
Valderrama), these kids are about to prove the
holidays aren't about where you are, but who
you're with."
Bill Maher - New Rules
"Poland's deputy education
minister called for the influential evolutionary
theories of Charles Darwin not to be taught in
the country's schools, branding them 'lies.'"
- He has a new take on
it. He thinks that Darwin was nutty because he
never ate meat. I'm not kidding. Look at the
quote below.
- "The theory of
evolution is a lie, an error that we have
legalised as a common truth," Miroslaw
Orzechowski, the deputy minister in the
country's right-wing coalition government, was
quoted as saying by the Gazeta Wyborcza daily
Saturday.
Orzechowski said the theory was "a feeble idea
of an aged non-believer," who had come up with
it "perhaps because he was a vegetarian and
lacked fire inside him."
Letterman's
"Top Ten Surprises In The
Mel Gibson Interview"
- Mel did entire
interview in a yarmulke
- Kicked off interview
by asking the cameraman, 'You're not a Jew,
are you?'
- Plugged hilarious new
comedy CD 'You Might Be A Zionist Bastard
If...'
- Blames the whole
thing on tainted gefilte fish
30 Funniest Jerry Seinfeld
Quotes
The trailers for Perfume -
The Story of a Murderer,
which has been directed by Tom Tykwer, the
creator of Run, Lola, Run. (The German trailer
has some nice female nudity.)
The trailer for Tim
Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas in
Disney Digital 3-D
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Movie Reviews:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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Showyo (2001)
Showyo: An Adolescent is a Japanese Lolita story. Tomokawa is a bicycle
policeman in a small village. There is very little crime, so he has found a
great way to make the work day seem shorter. He finds pets, keeps them at home
for a few days, then returns them to their grateful single female owners. He
knows exactly how they can express their gratitude, and dispel some of their
loneliness in the bargain.
Yoko (Mayu Ozawa) seduces him, claiming to be 17, but he later discovers
that she is 16, is in Junior High School, and is the sister of a simpleton he
has befriended.
The description makes it sound like an exploitation movie with a little
pedophilia thrown in for good measure, but that is not the case. Tomokawa is a
sensitive, caring person, and is in love with Yoko before he knows her true
age. They are also connected in a somewhat mystical way. He has a tattoo of a
one-winged bird covering his back. The legend has it that he needs the female
version of the one-winged bird before either of them can soar. It was Yoko's
grandfather that gave him the tattoo, and her mother was supposed to have the
female version. For her part, Yoko had probably loved Tomokawa from an early
age based on his tattoo.
The photography is absolutely wonderful, and the film also serves as a
portrait of small village life in Japan. Okuda, in his directorial debut and
also starring as Tomokawa, seemed to have no difficulty being both in front of
and behind the camera, and both lead performers won numerous small festival
awards for their performances. In spite of a 132 minute running time, this
film moves very quickly.
This is a C+. If you enjoy Japanese cinema and don't mind burned-in
subtitles, this is one you will want to see.
IMDb readers say 6.7 based on 90 votes.
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An unknown shows breasts when Tomokawa returns her dog.
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Dann reports on Art School Confidential:
I guarantee that most people will look at the cover of the DVD for this
2006 comedy and assume it's some T & A sexploitation flick. It isn't,
although Sophia Myles looks great in the film's one nude scene. It
is in fact a very good black comedy that explores the world of art
schools, pretentious artist, and the general if somewhat miserable human
condition.
A talented artist since early childhood,
Jerome pursues his dreams at art school, where he is introduced to the
reality of egotistical wannabe artist professors, the politics of art, and
the realization that you probably have to die to be a successful artist.
Throw in heartsick puppy love for a model
who is also the daughter of an actually successful artist, a murder
mystery involving a serial-killer strangler, and various complications
with other students, and you've got a first-rate black comedy.
Everyone did a great job in this flick,
and the ending suits the tone of the movie totally. I highly recommend it.
Sophia Myles |
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It's almost an all-European contribution tonight.
The Consequence of Love
From Italy we have The Consequence of Love aka Le Conseguenze dell'amore
(2004). Olivia Magnani gives a brief flash as she
changes out of her uniform.
The Best Day of My Life
A topless stripper shows the main nudity in the Italian movie The Best Day of My
Life aka Le Plus beau jour de ma vie (2004). We see a naked
Hélène de Fougerolles from the rear. We have a film
clip of this one. (Zipped
.avi in divx format.)
 
One Stays the Other Leaves
Across to France for One Stays the Other Leaves aka L'un reste, l'autre
part (2005). Aïssa Maïga briefly shows her
pendulous boobs.
Cockles and Mussels
Still in France we have Cockles and Mussels aka Crustacés et coquillages (2005).
Valeria Bruni-Tedeschi has reached her 40s but
she still looks good topless.
There are some caps of Sabrina Seyvecou because
she was there.
Monsieur Ibrahim and the Flowers of the Koran
There is limited nudity in the French film Monsieur Ibrahim and the Flowers of
the Koran aka Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran (2003).
Anne Suarez is a prostitute and we briefly see her
backside.
 
Mata Gabin is another prostitute.
The Alzheimer Case
North of France we have Belgium and the Netherlands and The Alzheimer Case
aka De Zaak Alzheimer (2003). The main nudity comes from a naked
Deborah Ostrega, although her bush is not easy to
see.
  
Cleavage and other nice things by Babett Manalo
and Lone van Roosendaal.
C(r)ook
Across into Germany we have C(r)ook (2004). The only nudity comes from a topless
Cristina Bell-Reyer, and she is a corpse.
There are also some nice caps of Natashda Brennicke
 
and Corinna Harfouch.
Sahara
Sahara (2005) is multi-national but Penelope Cruz
is Spanish. No nudity but she shows pokies and cleavage.
 
Truth and Other Lives
Whilst in Spain we have Truth and Other Lives aka El Juego de la verdad (2004).
No nudity but some lovely views of María Esteve
 
and Natalia Verbeke.
 
Unconscious
Leonor Watling is topless in the Spanish film
Unconscious aka Inconscientes (2004)
  
A Lot Like Love
The only non-European film is A Lot Like Love (2005) where we have a naked
Amanda Peet,
  
(although the goodies are hidden by a naked Ashton Kutcher.) We have a film
clip of this one as well.
(Zipped .avi in divx format.)
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The film clips from Seres Queridos |
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Film clip |
Sample Images |
| Ramata Koite |
Zipped .avi |
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| Maria Botto |
Zipped .avi |
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The internet was created for this moment.
Rosie O'Donnell's bum on nip/tuck |
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Lindsay Lohan - as usual |
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