He Knows You're Alone (1980) is a first effort from Armand Mastroianni. It also marked the film debut of Tom Hanks in a minor role. The already small budget was cut in half, and they decided to make it anyway. It was shot entirely on Staten Island using free locations. It is about a serial killer who specializes in young brides to be, who is stalking Caitlin O'Heaney. Hot on his trail is a police detective whose own bride was killed by the same killer. Most of the gore was implied rather than shown, and it was scripted with no nudity at all. The producers insisted on a nude scene, so they used Elizabeth Kemp's breasts in a shower scene.

It was made as an indie, but picked up instantly by MGM. It is sitting at 3.7 of 10 at the moment. It was one of a glut of slasher films spawned by Halloween and Friday the 13th, and did fine at the box office. It wasn't possible for me to get sucked into the film, as O'Heaney never had one hair out of place through the entire film. It just wasn't credible to me that someone terrified and being chased through dirty corridors would look like she just left the beauty shop after a make-over. The film does look much better than I would expect given the budget, and the DVD includes a commentary with the writer and the producer. This is a C, a competent slasher film.

• Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated.

Prozac Nation (2001):

Miramax still has the official site online. It proudly announces that it will be coming to a theater near you in the Fall of 2003. This film has still never been released in the USA, either in theaters or on video. In fact, I think it is only available on DVD in Finland and Russia.

• An upgrade of the images of Christina Ricci (1, 2)

Other Crap:

• Dali-Disney film gets New York premiere. The six minute short "Destino," a collaboration between Salvador Dali and Walt Disney, was begun in 1946, completed in 2003 by Roy Disney (Walt's nephew).
• Pierre Salinger, who served as President John F. Kennedy's press secretary and later had a long career with ABC News, has died at 79
• Similar to the other two electoral counters, RCP calls it 264-237 in favor of Bush, with 36 undecided. Yes, I know that only adds up to 537. The other vote is Maine's second congressional district - which is also undecided at the minute. Maine does not a have a winner-take-all system. This predictor calls Florida for Bush, but places Ohio in the undecided camp (where it definitely seems to belong - Ohio could be the Florida of this election, and I expect that both camps are busy getting out the vote there).
• The five most recent national polls show Bush leading by a margin ranging from one point to six, averaging three and a half.  
• Friday Box Office - Shark Tale holds on to the top spot for the third week in a row, mainly because of its presence on a gazillion screens. Team America and Shall We Dance open so-so, but, amazingly, the tepid Shall We Dance was the week's champ in revenues per screen!
• Police 'closing in' on Scream robbers. "Norwegian police said on Friday they were closing in on gunmen who stole Edvard Munch's masterpiece 'The Scream' from an Oslo museum almost two months ago."
• Mudville Magazine: Baseball In The October Country
• Linguistic atlas of the World
• Oh, that silver-tongued Dubya!! Talk about a Freudian slip. President Bush tells a crowd: "'I made it very plain. We will not have an all-volunteer army.'" Does it count as the truth if you tell it accidentally?
• Apprentice star Donald Trump gets 'roasted' by the Friars.
• A look back at the Daily Show's Halloween tips from a previous year.
• Latest Newsweek poll: Bush 48-46-1.
• Offensive flier creates a ruckus in West Tennessee statehouse race: "Voting for Bush is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
• Useful reference: the real names of hip hop and r&b artists . Percy Miller??? Percy Miller?
• The scoopy.com review of Team America: World Police. If only Oscars could go to the guys who really deserve them!
• JoBlo.com's Hottie Update!
• Four free short videos from Playboy's Twins & Sisters!
• Playmate Gallery - Karen McDougal, Miss December 1997 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
• Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 is now calling it 257-243 Bush, with 38 undecided, which means neither candidate is holding the 270 needed to elect. They made two big changes today, both in Kerry's favor: (1) Florida has been moved out of the Bush column and into "tied". (2) New Jersey has been moved from "tied" to Kerry's column.
• Assigning every state to one camp or another, CNN calls it 277 for Bush, 261 for Kerry (270 needed to win), although they are calling New Hampshire and Ohio for Kerry. (The other source above calls New Hampshire undecided, and Ohio for Bush) No Republican has ever won the White House without winning Ohio.
• "Parker and Stone also completed scenes with marionettes of President George W. Bush and Democratic nominee John Kerry, but the scenes were left on the cutting room floor in a rare bout of cautiousness by the creators, who decided not to be so overtly political with the film's release coming so close to Election Day"
• A Finnish broadcasting group has unearthed a unique 1942 recording capturing Adolf Hitler's private thoughts. Hitler did not realize he was being recorded. There were two key findings: (1) He felt that he would have defeated England if he could have invaded France in 1939 as originally planned. (2) He really pressured Goebbels to get him tickets for Cher's farewell tour, which at that time had barely begun.
• All-time sex records
• iN DEMAND announced Friday it is nixing plans to air Michael Moore's controversial Fahrenheit 9/11 the night before the presidential election. I kinda thought this would happen. Of course, I don't care, but I thought the network would chicken out after some high-level pressure.
• Lots of anecdotes from Tatum O'Neal's new tell-all book.

Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the links above, since it's sorta in real time.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

Some more clips from the Naked and Naughty disk. Most of these come form the DVD extras.

First up are three veterans of B movies:

Lisa Comshaw in a preview of another production entitled, Jenna Jameson's Escapades.

• Lisa Comshaw

Lorissa McComas shows up in a preview for Lips, Legs and Lingerie. Our three favorite L's.

• Lorissa McComas

And there's this preview of Monique Parent. from where I cannot remember. Monique trails only Julie Strain in the number of movies she has done without clothing.

• Monique Parent

Former Hefmate Rebecca Ferratti does this long strip-n-wiggle routine in the extras part of the disk. I remember Rebecca when the equipment was all-real and she was breathtakingly beautiful. Like in The Three Amigos. "Nuff said.

• Rebecca Ferratti (1, 2)

Seana Ryan, former Pet, is in a preview of a DVD about motorcylces and nekkid gals. She plays the part of the nekkid gal.

• Seana Ryan

And the last couple of clips are from the main feature, itself, and star Tyler Gates. This is the most provocative sequence on the disk because Tyler really enjoys showing off the goodies and the camera comes real close several times to becoming super-gyno-cam, only to have a jump-cut take us back to more socially acceptable views. Googled Tyler and learned she is something of a fetish model/actress. From what you see here that is easy to believe.

• Tyler Gates (1, 2)

"Bite Me!"
Let's face it, Misty Mundae is known for making T&A flicks, usually comedies mocking famous movies such as Planet of the Apes. They are full of nudity and simulated sex, often lesbian, and are a lot of fun. Someone changed the formula for Misty on this one, and it's too bad, because this 2004 so-called horror flick is pure crap, despite surrendering some just-fair topless scenes.

It is actually a comedy/horror, but the horror part is very thin, and the comedy mostly stupid. There also was no sex scenes except one under-the-covers-nothing-showing lesbian encounter, and the nudity is very restrained and pretty much just topless.

The so-called plot is that a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a struggling strip joint by mistake. Along for the ride is a group of insects that apparently have been feeding on the marijuana with some surprising results: they're now huge blood-suckers, and their bite has an interesting side effect. It brings out lesbian tendencies in women. Too bad they underplayed this part way, way too much, as it would have worked nicely if they'd have shown some lesbian action.

The nudity was good enough to cap, but this is pure garbage, and I'd avoid it if I were you. In fact, I almost wish I had.

• Misty Mundae
• Caitlin Ross
• Julian Wells
• Erika Smith

"Night Owl" (1993) aka "Nite Owl"
Graphic b&w vampire indie horror not to be confused with the PG-rated tv movie of the same year.

• Karen Wexler: full frontal.
• Ali Thomas: topless.
• Suzen Murakoshi: topless. She's best known as Michael J. Fox's nekkid girlfriend in Wall Street.
• audition: Karen Wexler's audition in full color. Very sexy.

"Vampires vs. Zombies" (2004)
Lesbian vampire straight-to-video by the same people who made "Corpse-O-Rama".

• Bonny Giroux: boobs having lesbian vampire sex.
• Maratama Carlson: boobs going down on Bonnie.
• Melanie Crystal: downblouse.
• Melanie Crystal: cleavage getting ravaged in the DVD extra "Heads Are Going to Roll".

Hunger: Web of Desires DVD collection
Another collection of four episodes.

• Lena Headey: boobs and bush through shear nighties in episode "Ménage à Trois".
• Ilona Utriainen: all three Bs and classic full frontal in "Anaïs".
• Rebecca Dewey: nipple pokies in "Anaïs".
• Sabrina Boudot: robohooters gettin' it on with Lawrence Dane in "Dangerous".
• Lara Rhodes: underwear and cleavage in "Dangerous".
• Brooke Smith: cleavage as female mailman in "Hidebound".
• Heather Mah: nude but dark sex scene in "Hidebound.

Leap Years: episode 15
TV series with multiple timelines starring David Julian Hirsh as Josh Adler (who later went on to Naked Josh). There are several sex scenes in each episode but the nudity is mostly PG-rated although there a few notable exceptions.

• Marya Delver: full nudity almost showing bush.
• Polly Shannon: partial boob flash in pg-rated sex scene.

Cleaning up my hard drive...

• Polly Shannon: boobs and butt in "The Girl Next Door" (1999).
• Sabrina Boudot: pre-robohooters bikini in "The Kiss" (1988).
• Mimi Kuzyk: slight pokies and cleavage also in "The Kiss".
• Tara Spencer Nairn: pokies in an episode of "First Wave".
• Corrine Van Ryck De Groot: braless in the lesbian boxing classic "Honeybee" (2001).

Here's the breakdown:
Toplessness...links 3, 6, 10, 11, 12 and 13
bare bum...links 2, 4 and 7
breasts and bum...5, 8 and 9
bush...links #1
clear toplessness, plus partial other goodies...links 14 and 15