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Blinky, the Three-Eyed Fish

PAL

Barbra Streisand in "The Owl and the Pussycat". I'm pretty sure that the topless scene was deliberately truncated and blurred in post-production. It has looked the same every time I've watched this film, and it seems to be abruptly cut as well. I don't know the story behind it.

Julie Strain in "The Last Road". Thank heaven for Big Jewel. Her name on the box almost guarantees some worthwhile nudity on the tape. I'm not sure who the actor is, but if he's swinging Strain around like that, he's one strong sumbitch.

Jane March in "Provocateur". If I ever get a role where I have to swing a woman around, I'm casting Jane for the part. What does she weigh, 75 pounds?

The Desk of Wesley

A few more little things from the desk of Wesley. I guess there will be more b/c I only just started on the Italian Actresses. It is so wonderful living in Europe. It seems that despite our reputation for probity, sobriety and all-round buttoned-down-ness we have actresses that queue up to talk off their clothes. If JLH MJH SMG or RLC were European we would be almost BORED of seeing them naked by now, instead of desperate for the slightest see-thru shot or nipple slip when they fall up the stairs at the Emmy's. These 6 European actresses were all scanned from a book I bought for 30 pence (I guess that's about 50 cents) featuring the photgraphs of a guy called Frontoni. All the money went to a hospice by the way so I HAD to buy it. Here is Barbara Bouchet almost wearing some kind of jazz age gear.

Corinne Clary impersonates a rattlesnake. Where can I join one of those cults where you pick up rattlesnakes and rub them all over you?

Daniela Poggi in an advertising shot for her newly opened store Butts 'R' Us

Daniela Gaubert finds an original way of washing her curtains

Delia Bocardo cools off after an afternoon in the saddle

Florinda Bolkan practices her 'Pool Flamenco' routine

Tuna

Annette O'Toole in Cat People

Abbette O'Toole in Cross My Heart

I always kid about John Saxon, in that if you took the average IMDb ranking of all the pictures every actor ever appeared in, Saxon would have to be pretty close to the bottom. On the other hand "Just Say" Julie Brown must have dropped her average a bit with this non-nude quinella. Plump Fiction ...

... and Shakes the Clown. On the box for the Shakes video, it quotes a review that called it "The Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies". Julie Brown was also in "Any Which Way You Can" and "Police Academy 2". That would have to be some kind of record for appearing in really inferior sequels to movies that really stunk to begin with.

ReCap

Speaking of great sequels. Julie McCullough in "Big Bad Mama 2"

Laura Harris in "Habitat"

A timeless cinematic experience. Lisa Boyle in "Caged Heat 3000"

Christina Lai in "Savage Island"

Aesthete

The woman with one of the most beautiful rumps in existence, in her most significant role. Jaime Pressly in "Poison Ivy: the New Seduction"

Jaime Pressly in "Poison Ivy: the New Seduction"

Jaime Pressly in "Poison Ivy: the New Seduction". Enlargements from here down.

Jaime Pressly in "Poison Ivy: the New Seduction"

nmd

All non-nudes. Just generally interesting situations from TV shows. Three collages of Joely Fisher on "Ellen"

Joely Fisher on "Ellen"

Applegate does her high kick.

Snowblind

Hey scoop, just finished stiching these together, a bunch of caps from "Veronica 2030". It's kind of a softcore porn disguised as a Futuristic movie (from Fullmoon Entertainment's Surrender Cinema). Lots of lesbian scenes, always a good thing, and a buttload of good nudity, and a secene every 3 minutes. Anyway, here they are. Nikki Fritz - (also of Fugitive Rage which u ran caps from me about a month ago)

Nikki Fritz les scene with Julia (thats all she billed as.. Julia.).

Sandy Wasko - Wendy Davidson - I thought Sandy Wasko was super hot. I know i've seen her somewhere before.

Stephanie Lafleur - looks better with the glasses, I wonder if she's any relation to Guy Lafleur? I doubt it heh.

Natalie McMaster scans. (B&W non-nudes)

nmd

nmd comes up with some treasures. Here's a rare find. Jane Seymour in 1990's "Matters of the Heart"

Another rare treasure. Elizabeth Pena in "Dead Funny"

"Scoop - I'd be very interested to see if anyone knows the name of the TV show that these scenes are from. Mel Harris played Michelle Williams' mother."

Williams

Blinky, the Three-Eyed Fish

Emma Balfour

Esther Canadas

Unknown

Tuna

Julie Brown in "Earth Girls are Easy"

Lynn Lowry in "Cat People"

Nastassia Kinski in "Cat People"

Tessa Richarde in "Cat People"

Figgis

Natalia Woerner in "Elephants Never Forget"

Kate Winslet in "Hideous Kinky"

Publisher

Sometimes when publisher sends in his single frame caps, the frames are so similar that you can skip some. In thi scase, I recommend looking at every one. The first two have no nudity, so you can skip them if necessary, but they are part of the story. The largest caps ever from this movie, highly detailed. Rebecca De Mornay in "Risky Business"

Rebecca De Mornay in "Risky Business"

Mongoose

More Jennifer Burton from Play Time. The first is with Monique Parent

Another with Monique

Here's Jennifer with Ashlie Rey

With Ashlie Rey again

Jennifer solo doin' the solo thing in the steam room

... and ...

Cassandra Delaney in "Fair Game" (Donbun)

Natasha Henstridge from "Species" (The Knight)

Blinky, the Three-Eyed Fish

Anne-Catherine Lacroix

Chrystele

Astrid Munoz

anonymous

Tuna

Outsuanding contribution form Tuna today. I have to go back and watch "Earth Girls are Easy", because I just wasn't aware of the clarity of these exposed nipple shots from Geena (first two in this section). Well done, Tuna.

Geena

Geena. This one and the next one have no exposed flesh, but excellent under-the-fabric activity.

Geena

Pictures and words from The Immortal

Brigitte Lahaie, born Brigade Van Meerhaegue October 12 1955 in Tourcoing - north of France. Her birth name translates to Brigade of the Hedgerow (bush), but when she wanted a more showbiz name she took a French translation similar to her real name. A friend gave me a pictorial biography to scan a pic or two to make a video cover boxs for a couple of her videos. After seeing Tuna's classic porn pics I thought she would make a decent addition to the funhouse. The book is great as far as the text goes, mostly interviews with her and others she worked with in "Pornoerotica" and mainstream films as well. These represent the best of the pictures, most are Black and White and small and grainy. The book is called Brigitte Lahaie: Behind the Bush a Pictorial Biography. it's put out by Media Publications, London. If someone for some reason wants more info on it I can provide it upon request. enjoy ... the Immortal.

Lahaie

Words and pictures from Rookie

Lorissa McComas & Julie Smith in "Strap-on Adventure". For those of you who don't know - Uncle Scoopy got a hold of a slew of pretty rare tapes not too long ago as a donation. We're talking hardcore stuff here, and he decided to see which IA's might want to tackle some of the tapes. I was one of the lucky ones. Here we go with the show. Lorissa starts off in a nice little bed and calls out to her mistress who's going to dominate her for the duration. The guy doing the video tells her to call her, and she does. "Oh Julie..."

We then get down to business, with Mistress Julie exploring little Lorissa. According to Julie, she has 'a heart shaped one'. Naturally, the camera zooms in so we can confirm this fact...

According to our camera guy at this point (who just WON'T shut up) the guy who's paying for this little video (Vinnie) wants to see her get off, but not right away. Julie and Lorissa then break open the toy box. "Oh, what do we have here??" Apparently Lorissa knows how to use it, as this next image shows.

Right about now we're getting to the whole title of this movie(???), as Julie has strapped on her little (???) attachment. Tell ya what guys - this thing was about 9 inches long or so, and would put most of the male population on this planet to shame. Lorissa looks at it and says that she doesn't think she could take it in. I wouldn't be surprised

After a few aborted attempts to really get her with this monstrosity missionary style, they flip her over and take her from behind. I must say at this point I was feeling badly for Lorissa, because you could hear that she was in some pain from this thing. Once again, that doesn't surprise me

After practically ripping her open with the strap-on, they decide they're going to play nice and finally get her off. So they break out something of a more 'reasonable size', a dual vibrator, and one end is used on Lorissa while Julie uses the other one on herself

They bend her over again, and this time the whole point of this becomes clear. Apparently 'Vinnie' wanted to see her get fucked up the ass, so Julie and our cameraman have talked her into it. Willing as she is, they lube her up and go to it. After about 20 seconds of this she finally comes, and is so embarrased that she practically runs out of the room.

Coureau from RVF

Clotilde Coureau in "Le Poulpe".

Clotilde Coureau

RDO

As his his trademark, RDO had capped the very best frames from every worthwhile scene of Sherilyn Fenn, "Two Moon Junction".

Sherilyn Fenn, "Two Moon Junction"

Sherilyn Fenn, "Two Moon Junction". The nighttime outdoor scene.

Sherilyn Fenn, "Two Moon Junction"

And one of Kristy McNichol in, "Two Moon Junction"

Helcrom

Deborah Foreman in "The Moment of Truth"

Kimberly Kates in "Shadow of Doubt"

Sandra Guibord in "Shadow of Doubt"

Rose McGowan in "The Doom Generation"

Mary-Louise Parker in "Goodbye Lover"

And

Rare stuff. Alison best stark naked in the Aussie movie, "Man of Flowers", from Pitters.