Agony of Love (1966) is an exploitation classic directed by William Rotsler, and written and produced by Harry Novak. It is a sort of psychological drama/titty flick starring Pat Barrington, who was one of the more well known sexploitation actresses of the mid 60s. She is married to money, and has her own as well, but doesn't get the time and sexual attention from her husband. She had a similar problem with her father, who bought her anything she wanted, but otherwise ignored her. She compensates by turning tricks.

As the film opens, we see her running through the streets of Hollywood at night with her husband chasing her. Flash back to her johns and her visits to her shrink. We also learn that her husband will be buying a hooker for a big customer, and himself as well. If you can't figure out the ending from here, you just don't watch enough movies. She sometimes works with other girls, which accounts for the skin count.

Barrington shows breasts and buns several times. We also have breasts from Joy Lowe and Sherry Shannon, as well as two women at the end of the film. They are Helena Clayton and Tori Lambert, but there is no way to tell which is which, so they are both labeled unknowns. IMDb, which calls this From Lady to Tramp, doesn't have enough votes for a score. It is one half of a Something Weird offering. While they have the usual trailers and additional shorts, the transfer was not as good as is their norm, and there was no commentary. This film was hugely popular with the drive-in and grindhouse crowd, and made Novak a ton of money. Today, it is slow and predictable. This is a C.

Norma Jean and Marilyn (1994):

These are vids of Ashley Judd's two best nude scenes in the Marilyn Monroe biopic. If you have not seen them, they are must viewing. (zipped .wmv's converted from vids found in usenet).

• Ashley imagines herself naked in Church
• Ashley re-creates Marilyn's Playboy layout.

Other Crap:

• Worst headline ever? "Ricky Martin Goes After Sex Tourism". What they mean is "Ricky Martin Speaks Against Sex Tourism"
• Here's the first trailer we've seen for Ocean's Twelve.
• The Daily Show discusses Iraqi tourism.
• Talk about a close election. We monitor six sources for electoral vote projections. I just averaged the six for fun. As of the time I posted this (8:20 PM Central time), the average projection: Bush is averaging 238.8 electoral votes, Kerry 238.8, rest toss-up.
• Turning the tables on Nigeria's e-mail conmen
• Kevin Smith to appear as 'Silent Bob' on Degrassi
• Esquire Magazine chooses Jolie as sexiest woman alive (pics)
• Four free short videos from Playboy Plus!
• Playmate Gallery - Stacy Sanches, Miss 1996 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
• A study of when new words became common during the past century
• Weekly World News: "HOMELAND SECURITY CHIEF'S HOME ROBBED 5 TIMES IN 3 WEEKS". Even more embarrassing is that Ridge has a home security system that was the model for the nation's "color alert levels" that depict changing threat levels of terrorism. "Whenever a kid rides by with a bicycle, Ridge's 'home alert' goes up to yellow. When rap music is played anywhere nearby, it immediately jumps to orange"
• The complete list of all known rock songs featuring a cowbell. Gotta have more.
• Scientific American recognizes 50 of the best sci/tech websites.
• LPGA golfer does a steamy calendar. Nothing so weird. My sister still has all of her pics of Jack Nicklaus in the buff from his calendar.
• Urban Golf
• Four new clips from Seed of Chucky. I can't believe I'm typing this, but I saw the new trailer for this last Friday, and I laughed out loud twice. I'm thinking it might actually be a pretty cool movie. Nah! What am I saying? I must have a fever or something.
• A new clip from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Bill Murray's new film, directed by Wes Anderson.
• A trailer and several clips from Surviving Christmas. Facing another Christmas alone, Drew Latham (Affleck) decides to go back to his idyllic childhood home to spend the holidays with family. There is, however, one problem: the people living there now are not Drew's family. Nevertheless, Drew has his mind set on an old-fashioned family Christmas, and the fact that the "family" in question, the Valcos, are complete strangers, isn’t about to put a crimp in his plans. Offering them a small fortune, Drew bribes his newfound "parents" (Gandolfini and O’Hara) to let him spend Christmas in their home, pretending to be part of the family. Just when the Valcos begin to question if any amount of money is worth being dragged all over town on such traditional family holiday excursions as Christmas shopping and the requisite choosing of the Christmas tree, their eldest daughter Alicia (Applegate) comes home for the holidays, with no intention of adopting a new "brother."
• The Daily Show's Rob Corddry looks at the Curse of the Bambino.
• A movie of Morgan Webb's FHM photoshoot
• Handy auto-generator for your resignation letter.
• 86% of ESPN's voters want the Yankess to lose!!
• Everything there is to know about the Star Wars Episode III trailer.
• The finalists in the casting of Lois Lane.
• ABC's naughty new programs lose cautious advertisers.
• Mount St. Helens VolcanoCam. You may want to check on this if the Red Sox win tonight, since the End of Days may be near.
• John Kerry closes his eyes and focuses his telekinetic powers on a soccer ball.
• Bush wins election endorsement - from Iran.
  • Kim Jong-Il hasn't expressed a preference, to my knowledge, but Bush's support from Iraq and Iran gives him a sure victory in the Axis of Evil voting. I don't think "Evil's choice" is all that good a campaign slogan, but I guess it could help lock in the evil voting bloc, which is so critical to the battleground states of Wisconsin and Iowa.
• "Welcome to the John Kerry interpretive campaign official webpage.
  Interpreting his actions to expose the horrible 'truths' about his political platform."
• CNN.com - Filmmakers turning into political operatives.
• The legendary Kilgore Trout committed suicide by drinking Drano at midnight on October 15 in Cohoes, New York, after a female psychic predicted a Bush victory. (Editor's note: This is not a pseudo-Vonnegut piece of fan fiction. Kurt Vonnegut wrote this. So it goes.)
• A long-standing American tradition is about to end. Dave Barry, The Miami Herald's Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist, plans to take an indefinite leave of absence from the newspaper starting in January. Dave's sense of humor and his love of bad music make him truly the King of Other Crap. In fact, it is safe to say that nobody alive today has generated more Other Crap, possibly excepting Bill Shatner.
• Interesting simulation-based 2004 electoral college predictions, with traditional poll-based predictions as well.
• Would you vote for Stan Laurel or Alfred E. Neuman?
• OSAMA BIN LADEN PLOTTING OVERTHROW OF AMERICA - FROM MEXICO! TERRORIST TRADES HIS TURBAN FOR A SOMBRERO
• Haiti chosen as the most corrupt country in the world. Nigeria demands a recount.
  • (Scroll down the page to see the full chart. The two LEAST corrupt countries: Finland and New Zealand)
• Britney says: 'I look like a porn star. And why the blonde hair? I am so over being blonde.'
• Wal-Mart won't stock Jon Stewart's big best-seller, 'America (The Book),' because one page shows nine naked bodies - with the heads of the Supreme Court justices pasted on them.
• Current Electoral Vote Predictor has now assigned every state to one candidate or the other, and they have come up with Kerry in the lead 291-247
• Borowitz: O'REILLY OUTSOURCES PHONE SEX TO INDIA. Heavy Call Volume Cited
• O'Reilly Seeks Tapes in Extortion Case: "Lawyers for conservative Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly said on Tuesday they believe a fellow employee accusing him of sexual harassment has recordings of calls between them and they are seeking a court order to obtain them."
  • Of course, they have no legal purpose, but O'Reilly says they are really HOT!
• Tracey Gold Pleads Innocent to DUI: "Tracey Gold, facing potential prison time, is now counting on her lawyer to prove she is no drunk driver."
• Peruvians raise guinea pigs for eating. Dalai Lama calls on Richard Gere to solve world hunger problem.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

I have nothing but positive things to say about "Seeing Other People (2004)." Not a bad thing at all. Nary a word. Jay Mohr was his typical manly, studly, witty self. And the gal who played his betrothed? What a babe. The dialogue was fresh and real, and the screenplay, a seamless masterpiece of delicate interplay between sophisticated folk with clever and profound things to say. What a delightful movie. Go and rent it. Better yet, go and buy it. Two copies. No, three. And tell all your friends to do likewise.

And let me assure you that none of the above is written so that producers throughout Hollywood will see just how well Seeing Other sells and will, of course, attribute its success to the presence of two topless Hefmates. Oh the Hefmates are there and neither has been nekkid on-screen before but I swear that has nothing to do with my review. Not a word. And sure the Heffers look terrific. Well, one of them does. That would be Nicole Marie Lenz. Damn she's hot.

Shanna Moakler is topless, too, but its the top I am worried about. This gal, a former Miss USA before she was a Hefmate, used to have a most delightful, slim body. Just like Nicole's. But then Shanna drank too much milk or changed the ring tone on her cell phone or something and now those things attached to her chest... well, they just aren't that attractive anymore. But she is a former beauty queen and a former Hefmate and she's topless so I shouldn't complain.

And I won't, because the movie is so great and stuff and I mean it. No ulterior motives. No attempt to get you folks to shell out your hard earned cash on some crappy, boring, dime-a-dozen film that should earn its makers an F, no a G, at UCLA film school, just so that the lemmings who make movies will put more nekkid Hefmates in them. Never occurred to me.

About the Nicole caps: that thing she has in her hand in the first collage is intended not for her own use for for Jay Mohr's. She wants to use it on him. He objects. But see, here he is smooching and feeling up some other gal, who is okay but she sure ain't no Nicole Marie, leaving Nicole to her own devices. So, I'm figuring he deserved to that thing put where the sun don't shine just for his poor taste in women.

• Nicole Marie Lenz (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

• Shanna Moakler (1, 2, 3, 4)

Today the Ghost takes a look at the 1996 B-thriller "Subliminal Seduction", directed by and starring direct-to-video legend, Andrew Stevens. Currently this is not available for purchase on home video, but it is playing on cable this month.

• Katherine Kelly Lang...mostly showing off robo-goodies, but video link #1 and image link #10 both show pubes. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
• Katherine Kelly Lang zipped .wmvs (1, 2)

• B-movie regular Griffin Drew goes topless and shows a little thong exposure. (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Griffin Drew zipped .wmv

• Rainer Grant shows breast and bum views in a love scene. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
• Rainer Grant zipped .wmv

ARNOLD SAYS BUSH SPEECH COST HIM SEX
No Party For Arnold - Arnold Schwarzenegger told a crowd Monday that his Democratic wife Maria Shriver was so unhappy with his pro-Bush speech at the GOP Convention, "There was no sex for 14 days. Everything comes with side effects." The crowd laughed, but pundits note that Arnold has frustrated Republicans by not stumping for Bush since.