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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Self-Service Girls
(1974)
Self-Service Girls (1974), originally Mädchen, die sich selbst
bedienen, is a sexploitation comedy from Erwin C. Dietrich, whom you
might remember him as Jess Franco's collaborator on several films
produced in Switzerland. This time, a horny man watches several loops at a coin op sex
arcade, and comments between them. It features all of the usual women
from Dietrich films, all of whom show everything, sometimes including gyno shots.
- Rita Waldenberg takes on the entire bowling team in the locker
room one at a time. She is also seen with a massive vibrator at the
end of the film.
- Christa Free plays a nurse who sees a man having his member
amputated. She decides to cheer him up that night by letting him
finger her and then sitting on his face.
- Marianne Dupont enters a sauna surprising a naked man. He is
embarrassed, but she is impressed. She end sup taking him home for a
modeling and sex session.
- Claudia Fielers is a stewardess who initiates a passenger into
the mile high club.
- Esther Studer comes home, and the man in the apartment next to
her is watching a stag film. He spies on her masturbating, then she
spies on him, and finally joins him.
- Monika Rohde is turned on by a neighbor practicing violin and
rubs herself off.
- Martina Domingo is noisily making love, and the man next door is
kept awake by the noise. He decides to get even by making a tape of
5 hours of sex sounds, and leaving it for them to hear. She is
impressed, and comes to his place the next night, but discovers he
is a minute man, and leaves in disgust. She is also seen at the end
with the vibrator.
This was very nostalgic for me, as this is the sort of film we used
to see at adult night at the drive-in. It features really bad English,
French or German dubbing, but the video quality is excellent. This is
a Euro sex farce, and a very easy one to watch.
Not enough IMDb votes for a meaningful score.
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Notes and collages
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Standing on Fishes
Standing on Fishes revolves around a prosthetic vagina that's being built by the confused main character, Caleb (Bradford Tatum), and his misadventures with his girlfriend Erika (Meredith Scott Lynn).
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