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mine.
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OTHER
CRAP:
Catch
the deluxe
deluxe version
of Other Crap
in real time,
with all the
bells and
whistles, here.
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They
Bite
1995
Blake Pickett
Christina Veronica
 
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Acapulco
H.E.A.T.
Acapulco
H.E.A.T. was a
show made in
the mid
nineties in
Puerto
Vallarta,
although it
was set in
Acapulco,
Mexico. There
were 48 shows
made over two
seasons. The
first season,
made in 1993
and 1994, was
made for the
American
market and the
second season,
made in 1998
and 1999, was
for the
European
market.
The story is a
about group of
top-secret
agents who are
used to fight
terrorism and
international
crime. They
work
undercover as
owners of a
boutique
called
Acapulco HEAT
Beach
Fashions.
Incidentally,
H.E.A.T.
stands for
Hemisphere
emergency
Action Team -
a shocker of
an anagram if
ever there was
one.
There was no
nudity but
plenty of
bikinis and
cleavage. The
main person on
display was
one of lead
actresses
named Alison
Armitage, aka
the Playboy
playmate
October 1990,
as Brittany
York. Other
lead actresses
occasionally
showing what
they've got
include
Catherine
Oxenberg,
Holly Floria
in the first
season. Lydie
Denier and
Christa Sauls
were the
co-leads in
the second
season.
These final
caps were from
Season 2, made
in 1998 and
1999. The
disparity in
the episode
numbers is
because the
episodes on
the DVDs are
different to
the IMDB
episodes.
Episode 4
Code Name -
Day of the
Dead (1998)
Alison
Armitage -
bikini
Lydie Denier -
bikini
Christa Sauls
- bikini
Episode 8
Code Name -
The Mouse That
Squeaked
(1998)
Alison
Armitage -
pokies
Renee Graham -
bikini
Lydie Denier -
sexy
Christa Sauls
- bikini
Episode 11
Code Name -
Million Dollar
Man (1998)
Alison
Armitage -
bikini
Lydie Denier -
bikini
Christa Sauls
- sexy
Episode 12
Code Name -
Death of a
Friendship
(1999)
Alison
Armitage -
bikini
Lydie Denier -
cleavage
Erika Nann -
bikini
Christa Sauls
- bikini
Episode 14
Code Name -
Hot Chains
(1999)
Alison
Armitage -
bikini
Shannon
Maureen Brown
- underwear
Lydie Denier -
sexy
Beth Tegarden
- cleavage
Unidentified -
sexy
Episode 20
Code Name -
The Stolen Leg
(1999)
Alison
Armitage -
bikini
Lydie Denier -
bikini
Christa Sauls
- sexy
Katherine
Olsen - sexy
Unidentified -
bikinis
Episode 21
(aka episode
22) Code Name
- Matador
(1999)
Alison
Armitage -
upskirt
Lydie Denier -
cleavage
Andaluz
Russell -
bikini
Episode 19
(aka episode
23) Code Name
- Lollipop,
Lollipop
(1999)
Alison
Armitage -
bikini
Christa Sauls
- bikini
Lydie Denier -
sexy
Tina Corsini -
upskirt
Episode 24
Code Name -
Phantom (1999)
Alison
Armitage -
bikini
Chase
Masterson -
cleavage
Christa Sauls
- bikini
Lydie Denier -
bikini
Kimberly
Warren -
bikini
Episode 25
Code Name -
Flight 401
(1999)
Lydie Denier -
plenty of
cleavage
Episode 26
Code Name - I
Remember
(1999)
Alison
Armitage -
bikini
Lydie Denier -
bikini
Christa Sauls
- bikini
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Teenage
Caveman
(2001)
I
haven't watched Teenage
Caveman since I first
capped it, so I couldn't
remember whether I liked
it or not, but
rewatching it recently,
I don't know how I could
have forgotten how awful
this movie is.
Basically, it's a
B-picture directed by
Larry Clark (of Kids,
Another Day in Paradise,
Bully and Ken Park
fame), so it features a
helluva lot of
exploration of teenage
sexuality, which is the
best thing about thing
about the movie. That
isn't saying much as
Clark has said it better
in his other films. When
it comes to the B-grade
exploitation stuff,
Clark is so utterly
clueless and it all
seems completely out of
place. And then there's
the acting which is at
times unbearable to
watch (nothing unusual
for a Clark film). Geez,
Tiffany Limos is
excruciating any time
she has to emote and
most of the cast has
barely acted in anything
else and it's not hard
to know why. Plenty of
nudity, but even that
feels stilted as it
seems that full frontal
nudity wasn't allowed,
so that has affected the
editing, which is
terrible as is. Wow, I
know B-films aren't
usually the best, but
Teenage Caveman takes
it's awfulness to a
level most B-filmmakers
would cringe at. Ugh!
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