Friday

Tuna
"The Girl with Hungry Eyes"

The Girl with Hungry Eyes (1967) is a William Rotsler film distributed by Harry Novak. Far from a sexploitation classic, this is a little mean spirited number about a dyke who is very possessive of her girlfriend. As the film opens, they are riding through the country in a vet. At the girlfriends insistence, they pick up a male hitchhiker. When he and the girlfriend start to do the beast with two backs in the woods, the dyke flattens his skull with a rock.

The girlfriend isn't overly upset at this murder, but when the dyke fights over her with another dyke at her birthday party, she runs to her old boyfriend. All of this is just an excuse for nudity, including breasts and buns from Vicky Dee as the girlfriend, our friend from last night, Pat Barrington, dancing topless at the birthday party, and breasts from an unknown party guest. The transfer is grainy and mostly over-exposed, and the dubbing has nearly no relationship to lip movement, or, for that matter, what we are seeing on screen. This is a D. It does have nudity, but not much else.

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  • Pat Barrington (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Vicky Dee (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Updates:

    • Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated

     

    Paradise (1982):

    Nude scenes don't get much better than this. Phoebe Cates showering under a waterfall. (No sound, but a must-see if you never have.) This film has never been made available on DVD in Region 1 or 2. I ordered an Asian DVD recently, but I have a feeling it's going to be a rip-off, mastered from VHS. 

     

    Samples from ICMS vids:

    ICMS did some really charming and rare stuff today (see his section below). Here are some samples from his excellent clips:

    • Busty Serena Grandi in Rimini Rimini (1, 2)
    • Barbara Bouchet in Amore vuol dir gelosia
    • Christiane Krueger in A doppia faccia. (Her co-star was that zany madcap comic Klaus Kinski, who can be seen in the ICMS film clip)

     

    Other Crap:

    Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the links above, since it's sorta in real time.

    Click here to submit a URL for Other Crap

     

     

     

     

    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

     

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

     

    Black Tie Nights -part 2

    • Black Tie Nights is a brand new (premiere in June) Cinemax series about a {cough} dating service. Here's another clip of Tiffany Bolton in this series which is sure to find a treasured place alongside M*A*S*H in our collective sentimental memory of the great TV shows. (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped).

     

     

    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    ICMS

    Words, pictures, and vids from ICMS
     

    No review this time, just 3 clips with lesser known actresses from those lighthearted Italian movies from the late Sixties through to the Eighties.
    • First we have Christiane Krüger showing her assets to Klaus Kinki in 1969's "A doppia faccia". (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped)
    • Secondly there's Barbara Bouchet, who had a tiny role in Gangs of New York, in "Amore vuol dir gelosia" from 1975. (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped)
    • And to conclude, Serena Grandi showed her all natural big ones and all the rest in the 1987 comedy "Rimini Rimini". (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped)
     

     

    Brainscan
    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    Here are the clips of Nicole Marie Lenz and Shanna Moakler I promised from "Seeing Other People". One inspires some heavy breathing, the other deeps sighs of regret. Look at Shanna's pics in the Hefmag if you want to see what a real fine looking gal she was.... before.

    Flautista
    Adriana Ozores
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    The Spanish actress looking great topless (at age 40!) in scenes from "Plenilunio" (1999).

    Scarlett Johansson
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    Strippers

    A few scenes from the Bill Murray movie "Lost in Translation" (2003). Johansson is seen in her undies. The strippers of course do what they do best.

    Salma Hayek
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Salma looking gorgeous in pink undies (and showing partial breast exposure in #1). Scenes from the Spanish movie "La Gran vida" (2000).

    Dann
    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "Screaming Dead"
    Direct-to-video 2003 horror flick provides a slightly different role for B-queen Misty Mundae, but take heart; the normal gratuitous nudity (and bad acting) is present in abundance.

    Misty plays a struggling actress who agrees to pose for a photographer famous for photographing women in torture situations (naked, of course). "My agent says it would be a boost to my career", she tells the guy.

    A shoot with three models is scheduled for an abandoned psychiatric hospital, which of course, is supposed to be cursed and have ghosts. You can write the rest of this yourself, right? Girls start posing, unexplained things start happening, people starting dieing, yada, yada, yada.

    Dumb as a bag of hammers, definitely trashy, definitely fun, an OK addition to your "so bad it's good" collection, but that's about it.

    Variety
    Jeannine Renshaw
    Susan Lentini
    Deirdre Imershein

    DeadRed 'caps from the DVD set of seasons 1 and 2 of the HBO series "Dream On". All 3 babes look great topless in 3 different episodes. For Scoop's comments and a complete nudity report for this DVD set, check out the Scoopy.com review.

    Susan Sarandon Sarandon showing off a truck load of cleavage on her recent Leno appearance.

    Suzy Mcchoppin
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    Vanessa Ferlito
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Mr. Nude Celeb takes a look at another made for HBO project..."Undefeated" (2003). Starring, directed and co-written by John Leguizamo. Both ladies look fantastic topless, and Ferlito also shows a thong view in link #4. You may recognize Ferlito from "C.S.I.: NY", season 3 of "24" and "Spider-Man 2".

    Anna Nicole Smith A Scorpion scan of everyone's favorite reality show star showing some cleavage and wearing an interesting necklace.

    Patsy Kensit
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the UK babe topless in a scene from the movie that introduced her to American audiences..."Lethal Weapon 2" (1989).

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    RED SOX GOING TO WORLD SERIES
    Armageddon Countdown Begins - In a Game 7 shocker last night, Boston fans went wild as the Red Sox made an unprecedented American League championship comeback from a 3-0 deficit to beat the Yankees 10-3 and win a spot in the World Series. This will give Boston their fifth chance to lift the "Curse of the Bambino." They won their first five World Series games, then sold Babe Ruth to New York in 1920, and they haven't won it again since.

  • Now comes the hard part of their deal with Satan: throwing the midget into Mt. St. Helens.
  • It not only lifts the curse of Babe Ruth off of Boston, it washes away the stain of Ben Affleck.
  • This also lifts the curse of having to see the Yankees in the World Series again.
  • The Kerry campaign took this as a good omen, since Kerry is also from Boston, and he's got a cute, child-like sidekick, too.


    CELL PHONE REP TEXTS HIS GENITALS
    London Calling - A woman London called the mobile phone company Orange for help to make sure her camera phone was working. So the rep sent her some photos. They were close-ups of his genitals. He's been fired, and the company notified the police. The slogan for Orange's picture messaging service is "Make someone feel really special."

  • "Reach out and touch someone" was already taken.
  • It should be, "Can you see me NOW?!"
  • This gives new meaning to the phrase, "Orange Alert."
  • He's already found a new job in the phone sex industry.


    OZZY NEEDS URINALS EVERYWHERE
    Aim high - Ozzy Osbourne's aim seems to be as erratic as his thinking. Sharon Osbourne is having urinals installed in their family estate in Buckinghamshire, England. She said she had to put them "everywhere, because Ozzy always misses and there's pee all over the seat."

  • There are five of them in the living room alone.
  • So maybe he really didn't mean to pee on the Alamo.
  • Sharon can't even housebreak a dog, much less Ozzy.


    ABC DUMPS MISS AMERICA
    Will Wave For Food - ABC has dropped the ratings-challenged Miss America pageant, leaving it without a network TV home for the first time in 50 years. Some called it an ominous sign, but pageant CEO Arthur McMaster said it's been around for 84 years and will be around for another 84. He said, "We are now free to pursue other parties who have expressed interest in our organization, and we are excited at the limitless opportunities that are now available for us to grow our brand."

  • They brand the women?!
  • Look for it on closed circuit TV at your local supermarket.
  • Lose the bikini tops and Cinemax will air it.
  • Their brand of women grows only through plastic surgery.
  • NBC will take it, if they change the talent segment into a horse rectum-eating contest.