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This is some crazy shit. Remember those ads for x-ray specs and other devices that let you see through clothing? Well, a British newspaper tested the claims of one company, and concluded that it works - some of the time. Here's the whole blinkin' article. You can find the device at www.kaya-optics.com

Blinky, the three-eyed fish

Blinky dipped deep into the model pool today, and I don't know these women. Of course, they are professional models, so they aren't plug-ugly, just obscure. This woman, Caroline Ranicar, is very beautiful.

Caroline Ranicar

Danielle Ziniach goes for the more exotic look.

Danielle Ziniach

Erin O'Connor

Erin O'Connor. This is a truly strange outfit, even by the standards of the fashion houses. I have decided, however, to make it the official uniform for our tour guides here at Corporate Headquarters, high atop Mount Scoopy.

Tuna

Tuna's comments: "Three Daughters was produced by Candida Royale near the end of the Golden Era of porn. Her attempt was to create movies with enough plot, romance and build-up for women and with enough sex for men. She met those goals, but could not make a profit. It is not that people didn't like the film -- everyone rented it once. It was that there were no adult movie houses left for a theatrical release, and not that many people bought adult video. The story is of a family with three nearly grown daughters. The oldest is about to be married, the middle attends a music conservatory, and the youngest has just graduated from High School. The youngest (played by Siobhan Hunter) discovers her sexuality throughout the film (partly by catching her sisters in the act), and loses her virginity. Or, rather, gives it away gleefully. There is even a scene with a VERY mature Gloria Leonard as the mother. The three girls are out of the house, and she and her husband christen the attic as they realize the house is their own again. "

Annette Heinz

Gloria Leonard

Nina Preta

Siobhan Hunter

nmd

Amazing how nmd comes up with this stuff. I mean the rest of us have to go to Blockbuster and we're restricted mainly to movies. But this guy and his collection - you ask him for the episode of Gilligan where Ginger's beauty mark was on the wrong side of her face - presto, there it is. You want the lost episode where Clarabelle got splinters on his lips from blowing Howdy Doody? This guy has it somewhere. This one is Valerie Bertinelli in "Night Sins". Mrs Van Halen is like the Holy Grail of Celebrity Nudity. I don't have one decent expposed picture of her. Hell, I guess you can't actually see Mr Nipple here, but I don't think I've ever seen this before, and it's pretty darned good, and that does appear to be Bertinelli, not a body double.

Maura Tierney in a bra on News Radio

Silverstone in "Rebel Highway: The Cool and the Crazy"

Silverstone in "Rebel Highway: The Cool and the Crazy". If I remember right, her co-star (was it Jered Leto?) and her director, Ralph Bakshi, both said this was a body double. Alicia was 17 when it was filmed, although she had taken steps to have herself declared a legal adult, so there was no legal reason to avoid the scene, but she has tried to avoid nudity as a personal matter.

Hannes

I don't recall contributions from Hannes before, but he sure jumped in here with an impressive debut. Not only rare material, but pretty damned good imaging as well. The first three are vidcap collages of Elizabeth Pena in "Dead Funny". Ther only nudity is in this one, but they are all worth a look.

Pena

I think this must be a pretty damned good find. Marlene Jobert in 1981's "L'Amour Nu". I have almost nothing on Jobert in the Encyclopedia, and Charlie didn't have a single entry. I know nothing at all about this movie, and IMDb barely mentions it. Mr Hannes, you are the man!!! Great stuff.

Jobert

Jobert. This one even has a glimpse of her pubes.

Jobert.

Crow

Kobe Tai (aka Carla Scott) in Very Bad Things

Kobe Tai in Very Bad Things

The Snapper

Sade, Monica Gripman and Diana Ross, all from Albert Watson's 'Cyclops'. Ross isn't nude, but she's sporting a pair of 'Bruce Lees' - actually, it struck me from the expression on her face that this might be a reportage shot, taken moments after the body search incident at Heathrow - you never know.

Gripman

Sade

Ross

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Kari Wuhrer in "Boulevard" (Graphic Response)

Alessia Merz paparazzi (VIP Mania)

Anna Apison in "The Lakers" (FR)

Christin and Holly Watson in "Free Money" (Dann)

Corinna Harfouch in "Wer anhaelt stribt" (Slarti)