Inside Out (1992) is a direct to vid collection of short erotic subjects, now available on DVD. This first disk contains:

Brush Strokes -- Julie Ambrose shows breasts and bush as a woman who follows an artist home from a showing that turned her on.

The Lida -- Sherrie Rose shows a breast as a prisoner in an isolation pod in space. She has programmed the on board computer into her perfect partner. When another prisoner docks on her pod, the perfect partner ends up even better.

Shrink Rap -- Cec Verrell relates two fantasies to her shrink. We see breasts and buns.

My Secret Moments -- Chana Jael Chiesa masturbates to a fantasy that includes an ever increasing number of men. We see everything.

Life is for the Taking -- Kimberly Ryusaki is the young wife of a prisoner due for release. His cellmate convinces him that she might be cheating, and gets him to astrally project himself home. We see her breasts while he watches her.

My Better Half -- Marie Chanbers plays the feminine side of a macho man that has given up on women, she seduces him. We see breasts.

Doubletalk -- Marta Kober goes to her date's apartment on their first date. We hear not only what they say to each other, but also what they are really thinking. Again, breasts only.

The Diaries -- Neith Hunter is married to a rich older man. They are in separate bedrooms and have stopped being intimate. She sees his diary, and finds out he is bored and about to divorce her. She creates a diary to make him think that her new found sense of sexual adventure is exactly what he wanted. Just breasts again.

Love the One You're With -- Serina Robinson and her date speak in meanings rater than empty words. Rather than telling a joke, he would say clever attempt at humor, to which she would answer aloof disdain. They do end up in bed. We see Her breasts and buns.

The nine segments add up to about 90 minutes, which has its good side. You never tire of one of the stories. Most of the photography is dark, and this is clearly couples erotica. C.

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003):

Charlie's Angels was released in a "theatrical release" version and an "unrated" version. The DVD box says, "UNRATED: additional footage includes graphic violence and sexuality", and advertises that the unrated DVD also has four "sizzling exclusive additional special features".

Just paint a "sucker" sign and paste it on my back. I actually bought the unrated DVD, because Blockbuster only had the theatrical release. I saw the theatrical release months ago, so I can't remember every detail, but off the top of my head I can't tell you one thing that was different in this version.

Anyway, here are my comments, and here are the pics: (You'll find the earlier, very crappy images in the July 6 edition, but they are not worth seeing)

• Diaz thumbnails
• Cameron Diaz (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
• Other thumbnails
• Drew Barrymore (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
• Lucy Liu (1, 2, 3, 4)
• all three angels (1, 2, 3)

Ii is a mediocre movie, but it had one great line. Bernie Mac (if you don't already know, you need to know he's a black guy to get the joke) is disguised as a guy named Paddy O'Malley. When his ID is questioned, he says, "Of course there are black Irishmen. Who do you think invented the McRib?"

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• X-RATED - Adult movie posters of the 60s and 70s

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• The National Enquirer: Matt Lauer's Cocaine Dealer Tells All!

• Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will being peace to the Middle East. Well, I'm glad that's settled. Maybe they can stop in North Korea on the way home, broker a non-proliferation treaty and also catch some great duty-free shopping.

• DJ Portia Surreal, the world's foremost topless DJ (with pictures to prove it)

• Old-time wrestler Boris Volkoff dead of heart disease, age 76.

• John Lennon's art goes on display I see why he gave up art. All the wit and artistic skill of an exchange between Nancy and Sluggo.

• The National Enquirer: Matt Lauer's Cocaine Dealer Tells All!

• X10 files for Chapter 11 : "X10 Wireless Technology, which marketed its Net cameras through a vast campaign of Web pop-under advertisements, made the filing Tuesday"

• Fred "Rerun" Berry Dead at 52

• more looks at the Mouseketeer in Esquire

• Russell Crowe has banned internet reporters from press junkets to promote his new movie - because he's sick of them printing lies about him. Nonsense, no internet site would print any lies. We would never mention the fact that Russell likes to bathe in baboon vomit before doing love scenes. We have too much respect for the baboons.

• Weekly World News: "A HEART-TRANSPLANT recipient suffering from clinical depression is suing the surgeon -- charging that the doctor gave him a broken heart!"

• Esteemed political philosopher Quentin Tarantino discusses the long-term meaning of the 9-11 attacks

• President Bush falls for the ol' "puill my finger" trick

• Shannen Doherty, host of the Sci Fi Channel's hit reality series Scare Tactics, graces the cover of Playboy's December issue and is featured inside in a sultry 10-page nude pictorial (issue on newsstands Friday, October 24)."

• Kiss your pillow good-bye. A new breed of drugs promises to do for drowsiness what Prozac did for depression.

• Which Big Lebowski Character Are You?

• How to beat Pac-Man from levels 1-255

• The owner of the Atlanta Falcons issued a published apology to fans Tuesday for the fact that the team sucks.

• Is it just a rumor, or not? Star Wars geeks are buzzing over the possibility that a real director - none other than Spielberg his own self - will do the next three episodes

• A tribute to ABC's Saturday Morning Fall Preview Special - 1983!

• new space age velcro binds faster than strongest glues.

• beatbox tutorial

• Character actor Jack Elam dies

• Princess Diana - mentally ill - or just a little slow on the ol' trigger?

• The Smoking Gun has David Gest's complaint against Liza with a Z

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• Carroll Baker, full frontal and rear nudity in scenes from "Baba Yaga" (1973).

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This is a great example of grade Z film making! Just check out the cast: directed by Andrew Stevens and starring Ron Silver, Joanna Pacula and Roy Scheider.

Robin Tunney
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Dyanne Thorne
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ELTON MOVES INTO VEGAS
Queen Of Diamonds - Elton John has signed a reported $50 million deal to perform five times a week, five weeks a year for three years at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. The show will be a return to his "wild and wacky" days of gaudy excess and sequins, and he says he can't perform it anywhere except Vegas. He added, "It's back to costume changes and Velcro."