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"The Teacher"
The Teacher (1974) -- On the one hand, we have a lame plot, universally poor acting, a green tinted and undersaturated 4/3 transfer full of nicks and dust, bad sound and an incredibly bad soundtrack. On the other hand, we have Angel Thompkins naked. Angel is a 28 year old school teacher, separated from her husband. Jay North (Dennis the Menace) is 18, just graduated, a virgin, and really likes Thompkins. Fortunately for him, and for us, she decides to seduce him.
There is a fly in the ointment. A deranged vet, and brother of North's best friend is fixated on her. We see lots of breast and buns from Thompkins, and a hint of bush is several scenes, including topless sunbathing on her boat as the guys spy with binoculars, a shower, and several sex scenes.
IMDB has this at 2.7 of 10. Thompkins is worth looking at, but this transfer degrades the film's one positive element. D-.
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The Sopranos, Season 4:
Hey, it's another fuckin' year gone by. You believe dat shit?
You're thinkin' "yo, what about da fuckin' caps".
Hey, cap dis.
I got yer fuckin' caps right heah.
- Season 4, Episode 1 - unknown topless woman
- Season 4, Episode 6 - Tone Christensen topless (1,
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- Season 4, Episode 7 - various strippers topless (1,
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- Season 4, Episode 8 - Leslie Bega's breasts (1,
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- Season 4, Episode 9 - Leslie Bega's other two B's (is this the
first pubic hair from the series?) (1,
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- Season 4, Episode 13 - Oksana Babiy in a kinda-sorta
transparent bra
Here is the complete Season 4 Episode Guide. To convert the
episode numbers, add 39 to the numbers shown in the caps above.
Thus, Season 4, episode 1, as listed above, is actually
episode 40. (They do 13 per year.) The episode guides for the other
years are also available on their site.
UPDATES:
- Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated
MAILBOX:
Scoop
I hope someone has captured Melissa Gilbert's nipple slip (left
breast) in the her first scene with the movie writer in Hollywood
Wives.
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Scoop,
I was catching up on
some back dailies, and saw some unknowns in your August 20 edition
of the Funhouse that I recognized. In the part of “Justine: In the
Heat of Passion”, you had two Unknowns shown, which are photos of
Stephanie Swift. Checking IMDB, Ms. Swift is listed as an
“uncredited” cast member.
Regards,
Chickenman
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Scoop.
The end of civilization is near.
Did you catch Tracie Lords (Tracie Elizabeth Lords) on
Gilmore Girls last night? What's next........Ron Jeremy on
7th Heaven?
OTHER CRAP:
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archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
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MOVIE REVIEWS:
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick
Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Not much, today... just two fine-looking A-list actresses in their (as yet) one major bit of screen nekkidness.
Amanda Peet in Whole Nine Yards. Ah yes, a movie that makes cop-killing hired guns look cute and wonderful and oh so funny. There is one things about her gun-totin' scene that I was wondering about. 'Twas my impression that modern ammunition was smokeless... so what exactly is that stuff she's waving aside after blowing away the bad guys?
Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio in January Man. Wonderful scene, gorgeous woman, terrific actress. She and Kevin Kline were peerless in this film, and then you add Alan Rickman and you got yourself a winner, sports fans.
- Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio
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From aomething I've never heard of before..."Cool and the Crazy" (1994). A pre-"Clueless" Silverstone is seen in black undies, and Harnos is topless in a love scene.
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Both ladies are topless and Reid also bares her bum in sex scenes from "Body Shots" (1999).
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Continuing with Hugo's "amazing breasts" theme...Here is the Latina beauty topless in scenes from her Oscar nominated performance in "Frida" (2002).
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Wendi Winburn
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The actress and print model bares bum and nice robo-hooters in scenes from "Amazons and Gladiators" (2001). 'Caps by the Skin-man.
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Pat's comments in yellow...
REALLY CHEAP SEX
Oh, Henry! - A St. Petersburg, Florida, prostitute may have set a new
record for cheap sex. Police say they've arrested the 23-year-old woman so
many times over the past five years, they joke that they've seen her naked
more often than they see their own wives. But the last bust surprised even
them: she allegedly sold sex for $8 and a Baby Ruth bar.
That gave the cops some Snickers.
Show her a Baby Ruth, and she'll show you her Mounds.
When she has PMS, she'll do it for a Baby Ruth bar alone.
The cops' wives aren't laughing.
WOMAN SUES OVER KISS
Kissing Bandit - Sonya Chrucky of Milford, Connecticut, is suing
ex-boyfriend Peter Carli over a bad kiss. She claims Carli bit her lip
while they were smooching, and it was "willful, wanton and malicious" and
caused her "pain and suffering, scars and losses." She also claims to have
a written agreement for him to pay $3,000 to cover the costs of her kissing
injury, but he never did.
He just kissed her off.
His response: "Bite me."
He just said to "put some ice on that."
Her "losses" were that $300 worth of collagen leaked out.
MUSIC IMPROVES YOUR MOOD
Even Yanni?! - A study by Penn State University-Altoona found that music
improves your mood, at least if you're a college student. Psychology and
music students kept two-week diaries, recording their moods before and
after listening to music. No matter what type of music they liked, hearing
it made them feel more optimistic, joyful, friendly, relaxed and calm.
Only one emotion was not improved: music did not make them feel less
fearful.
But then, all they listen to is gangsta rap and Marilyn Manson.
They were still afraid, yet strangely calm and relaxed.
The guys did get really antsy listening to Clay Aiken.
Music plays everywhere we go! Why isn't EVERYBODY optimistic, joyful,
friendly, relaxed and calm?!
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