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"Mini-Skirt Love"
Mini-Skirt Love (1967) is another micro-budget Lou Campa skin flick. A teenaged by (played by someone who looks to be in his mid 20s), photographs his mother having sex with her acting coach. When he proudly show them to daddy, a fight ensues that leaves daddy dead and mommy in the funny farm His aunt (Marie Brent) comes to live with him, and the two become intimate almost immediately. Five years later, he walks in on her with the Mary Kay saleswomen and has a threesome. Then mommy returns.
Lots of breasts and bums in this one, including Brent and three unknowns. There is no information available at IMDb. This is possibly a slight improvement over Cool It, Baby, but only slight. At least there was actual dialogue, lame though it was. Again, the sex scenes were not at all explicit, and generated no heat. E+.
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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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Other Crap:
- 2004 Presidential Electoral College Predictions:
Here's something to balance off Kerry's surprising loss of support
in Hawaii. Opinion Research Associates is now calling Arkansas
even!! (That had been considered a red state. Recent
polls had shown it 51-46 Bush, the same results as in 2000.)
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Quidditch World Cup Set Pictures from the new Harry Potter movie.
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President Bush and his posse sing the Mighty Mouse song.
The large version of this is quite a good animation!
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Here's a barroom bet (slash) brain teaser for you - which Ben
Affleck movie has gotten the worst reviews? Nobody
thought Phantoms would lose the title until Gigli came along. Now,
amazingly enough, Surviving Christmas has managed to top (bottom)
Gigli! Metacritic says the average critical score for Christmas is
15/100. Gigli checked in at 19/100, Phantoms 23/100, and 200
Cigarettes at 30/100. Reindeer Games now seems like a solid
middle-of-the-road entry in Ben's career with 37/100. Daredevil,
Pearl Harbor, Paycheck, Armageddon, and Jersey Girl all checked in
in the low 40s.
- Wow! I thought that earlier Hawaii poll might be some kind of
error, but
The Honolulu Star-Bulletin says President Bush is actually leading
in Hawaii by a (statistically insignificant) point!
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Sarah - a short supernatural thriller
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Video catwalk. Nekkid supermodels. The site is selling
access to their high-quality clips, but their low-quality samples
are still fun.
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A couple hundred pictures from the Exotic Erotic Ball in Las Vegas.
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The unmasking scene from every Friday the 13th movie.
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Porn Star Jenna Jameson hits it big as best-selling writer.
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Scientists discuss bad science in movies and TV.
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SAAB: "THE OFFICIAL ARCHIVE OF SMALL AND ANIMATED BOOBS"
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The greatest film critic of them all, The Filthy Critic, reviews I
Heart Huckabees: "This movie's just an unfunny,
self-serving pile of dung disguised as comedy, but without any
jokes. At least not any funny ones. I think there were a few of
the sort that would get rejected by the New Yorker for being too
pompous, but not good ones. "
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Four new clips from BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON
- Borowitz:
KERRY RIPPED BY SWIFT BOAT LESBIANS FOR TRUTH. Gay
Daughters of Boat Vets Unleash Attack Ads
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Here are the Weekend Update highlights from the Jude Law show last
night.
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And here is the Weekend Update summary and video from the Queen
Latifah show on 10-9-04
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The Grudge has the 3rd best October opening in history!!
Also noteworthy was the exceptional strength shown by Shall We
Dance, which actually moved up a spot from last weekend! As
expected, Surviving Christmas opened weakly, and could do no
better than the number seven spot.
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The New York Daily News weighs in on the Ashlee Simpson lip-synch
debacle from SNL.
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The original storyboard for the Bush/Cheney "Wolves" ad
- Comedy gold:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviews undecided
voters.
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Royal Navy to allow devil worship. This is not a
satirical web site. This is a legitimate news story from CNN about
worship on a warship.
- "A devil-worshipping sailor in the Royal Navy has become the
first registered Satanist in the British Armed Forces. Chris
Cranmer, 24, a technician serving on the Type 22 frigate
Cumberland, has been officially recognized as a Satanist by the
ship's captain. That allows him to perform satanic rituals
aboard."
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This is a strange page - the Presidents on Mt Rushmore sing "The
Teddy Bears' Picnic."
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Very bad news for Kerry in a race where every electoral vote is
important.. Hawaii, which was considered a sure thing
for Kerry, and which Al Gore won by a landslide in 2000, is now
showing Bush and Kerry tied!! Electoral-vote.com now has it in the
undecided group with Florida!
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Astronomy Picture of the Day - Inside the Eagle Nebula
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Ashlee Simpson gets busted lip-synching on SNL, walks off stage,
musicians keep playing ... embarrassment for all.
Other Crap archives . May also include newer material than the
links above,
since it's sorta in real time.
Click
here
to submit a URL for Other Crap
MOVIE REVIEWS:
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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Shiloh
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Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
picture. When
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
altogether.
Last Embrace - Part 2
I always think of Janet Margolin with a certain
sadness.
Part of that has to do with her career, which
fizzled after she started as the "it" girl of her time. She got a
Golden Globe nomination and a BAFTA nomination for her very first
screen role, as the co-star of the much acclaimed David and Lisa.
She was only 18 years old then and obviously on the express train to
stardom, as Scarlett Johansson seems to be today. That train never stopped at the stardom station. The career disappointment was minor, however,
compared to the fact that she died more than ten years ago, of
ovarian cancer, although she was just a bit older than Susan
Sarandon and Cher.
Her brother is Stuart Margolin. You absolutely know
who he is, even if the name means nothing to you. He was omnipresent
on crappy 70s television shows like Love American Style, and is
probably best remembered as Angel on The Rockford Files.
Last Embrace, which was directed by Jonathan Demme
(Silence of the Lambs), was Janet's last significant lead in a
theatrical film, and I'm pretty sure that this film provided her
only screen nudity. She looked great, and was seen topless in three
separate scenes: a bathtub scene, a scene in bed, and a shower
scene. The bathtub scene is in yesterday's edition.
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Janet Margolin - Last Embrace. Bedroom scene. (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped).
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That bedroom scene is short and dark. Here are a
couple of still captures that enhance the lighting. (1,
2,
3)
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Janet Margolin - Last Embrace. Shower scene. (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped).
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
Shiloh says:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
Scoop says:
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
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Spaz
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'Caps and comments by Spaz:
"Tail Lights Fade" (1999)
Very obscure Canadian road movie with some familiar Hollywood names.
Stars a post-Showgirls Liz Berkley who is almost unrecognizable
as she kept her clothes on.
Roberta Weiss (aka Roberta Bizeau)
Mostly new caps of this actress.
Paradise Falls season 2, week 6
It's Marni Thompson's turn to have an action scene.
Other tv episodes
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Dann
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'Caps and comments by Dann:
"Fat Girl"
I admire movies that try to be realistic and bring out the sordid side of people, and I also admire directors who, in this politically correct world, aren't afraid of being provocative and even controversial. Even so, this 2001 French drama, especially at the end, is nothing but a gigantic punch in the gut, leaving you with nothing but a feeling of hopelessness and despair. It's directed by Catherine Breillat, who also did Romance, another provocative and controversial French film.
A 12 year old, having fought being overweight all her life, must also fight the sibling competition of her beautiful 15 year old sister (played by then 20 year old Roxane Mesquida). The sister is a flirt, and becomes involved with an older boy intent on taking her virginity. As he makes nightly visits to the bedroom the sisters share, the 12 year old must endure the sounds of sexual advances as she pretends to be asleep.
The film raised a lot of controversy at the time because of some fairly explicit scenes, but perhaps most shocking is the ending, completely unexpected and producing a major tragedy. While I'm not sorry I watched this film, I can't say I liked it, because basically this film serves up everything not to like.
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Oz
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'Caps and comments by Oz:
"Hound of the Baskervilles"
Hound of the Baskervilles was packed with British comedians, and you can see Dudley Moore buried in Dana Gillespe's cleavage, but it wasn't funny.
"Lovin' Molly"
Some nice naked ladies in Lovin' Molly. Susan Sarandon gives a brief nipple peak and Blythe Danner (Gwyneth Paltrow's mom) gives a good look at her breast and her behind.
"Songcatcher"
The nudity in Songcatcher is from a topless but blurry Jane Adams. Janet McTeer shows the faintest of see-through, and Emmy Rossum and E Katherine Kerr are down to their old-style underwear.
"Small Time"
The main nudity in the interesting movie Small Time comes from Tracey Ross, who shows everything. Helena May Lim and Maribel are topless, and Rae Dawn Chong is down to her red thong underwear in her brief appearance.
"Pulp Fiction"
In Pulp Fiction there's no nudity. There's pokies by Maria de Medeiros and possibly by the emaciated Amanda Plummer. Uma Thurman and Susan Griffiths are showing their underwear.
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Variety
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Juliette Lewis |
Thanks to Scorpion for these 'caps of Lewis going full frontal in an underwater nude scene from the movie "Blueberry" (2004). The movie has been floating around Europe since February of this year, and will be released on DVD November 2nd as "Renegade".
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Señor Skin 'caps featuring both ladies nekkid in scenes from the made for HBO biopic "Norma Jean & Marilyn" (1996). Sorvino bares breasts and partial bum views. Judd bares all.
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