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Monday
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Guys send me
humorous material all the time. I don't
use them all because senses of humor are
personal, and unique. This one cracked me
up. "So you want to sing the
blues" I added a few lines, but 90%
of it comes from an anonymous source.
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La Liz
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Several
people wrote in to say that the Elizabeth
Hurley nude paparazzi pics are fakes, ans
that she's wearing a bottom in the
original. I don't know. I do know this.
They are reprinted exactly as they
appeared in High Society magazine, so if
they are fake, that magazine was also
fooled. Here are three more looks. #1
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Hurley #2. To
tell you the truth, the magazine never
says she's bottomless, and the pictures
aren't clear enough to make a firm
conclusion about what is exposed.
Probably a thong of some kind, and not
her Caves of the Eighth and Ninth
Happinesses, but I don't know.
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Hurley #3. No
controversy on this one. She's wearing a
white bottom. Her face is also visible
here, and she looks great.
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from Brum
Bob
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Next up,
Gabrielle Drake. Scoop Jr asked about her
last week, and people supplied a lot of
material. The chief contributor was Brum
Bob, our resident expert on naked
subjects of the Queen. The first few are
from that timeless classic. "Au Pair
Girls"
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Gabrielle
Drake. "Au Pair Girls"
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Gabrielle
Drake. "Au Pair Girls"
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Gabrielle
Drake. "Au Pair Girls"
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Gabrielle
Drake. "Au Pair Girls"
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Gabrielle
Drake. Brum Bob said these were also from
"Au Pair Girls", but another
source said they were from another
obscure movie entitled "Connecting
Rooms". I don't know, but I do know
that she has a different hair length in
these two pictures. To tell the truth, it
looks like a different woman to me, but
I'm not familiar with any of this source
material, so ....
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Brum Bob also
sent along a bunch of Ingrid Pitt. His
words: "The first four of Ingrid are
from the film where she played Carmilla
(was it called the Vampire Lovers??)
which costarred Madeline Smith. No 5 is
from Countess Dracula." This is the
one Bob had numbered #5, so it must be
from "Countess Dracula"
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Ingrid Pitt,
"The Vampire Lovers"
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Ingrid Pitt,
"The Vampire Lovers"
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Ingrid Pitt,
"The Vampire Lovers"
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Ingrid Pitt,
"The Vampire Lovers"
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Brum Bob also
sent along some of Paula Prentiss. She
had one of the most perfect natural
bodies ever seen. Here's Bob's comments:
"The Paula Prentiss set are from a
60s English Penthouse Magazine set and
were taken by a Photographer called
HAMITA on the set of "Whats New
Pussycat ?". The strip sequence was
cut from the American print completely
and heavily censored from the English
Version." #1
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Paula
Prentiss, scene cut from "What's
New, Pussycat"
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Paula
Prentiss, scene cut from "What's
New, Pussycat"
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Paula
Prentiss, scene cut from "What's
New, Pussycat"
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Paula
Prentiss, scene cut from "What's
New, Pussycat"
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Special
feature
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From
"Aesthete": some rarely-seen
caps of Lisa Gastoni in
"Submission". Let's let
Aesthete tell the story: "Here are
four from the movie
"Submission", a 1976 Italian
film directed by Salvatore Samperi and
starring the prolific actor Franco Nero
as Armand and the lovely Lisa Gastoni as
Elaine. Armand works in a pharmacy which
is owned by Elaine, who is a frustrated
middle-aged woman (she was 41 years old
at the time the movie was made, and looks
fantastic). Armand proceeds to seduce
Elaine into a dominant/submissive
relationship, withholding sexual favors
if she doesn't do anything he says.
Collage 1 - Early in the film he
humiliates her by making her bare her
breasts before him and a young girl who
works in the pharmacy and even makes the
girl (whom he has topless as well) touch
Elaine's breast. Later in the film he
forces Elaine to undress to her slip and
makes her go outside in front of her
shop. He proceeds to order her to walk up
and down the street, holding her slip up
and swaying her hips "like a
whore".
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Collage 2 -
When she hears sees a man leaving a bar
down the street, she begs Armand to let
her back into the store. He not only
refuses to lether back in, but he
proceeds to strip off her only garment,
the slip.He then makes her stand naked in
front of her shop.
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Collage 3 -
Then, as if this wasn't enough, when he
sees men coming out of the bar he turns
on the pharmacy's lights to draw their
attention to the naked Elaine and expose
her even more.
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Collage 4 -
After turning the lights back off, he
finally lets her back into the store. She
is hysterical and can't believe she
actually did what he told her to do.
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'round the
world
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From Poland:
"Katarzina". For some reason,
she has chosen to use a Russian family
name instead of her native Polish one,
and is now known as Katarina Vasilissa.
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From Poland:
Katarina Vasilissa.
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From Czech:
Pepper himself sent in this one of
"Veronika", so I'll bet you can
guess that she isn't built like Twiggy.
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From Czech:
Eva Herzigova. I think you know who she
is. She doesn't always look that good in
photos, but when she looks good, she
looks about as good as any woman can
look.
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From France:
Sophie Marceau in "the
Student".
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From the
French-speaking world: performer Axelle
Red.
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From
Portugal: Fernanda Serrano. Quote from
the contributor: "Fernanda Serrano
is a model, presents a TV program
(Desafios), and also appeared on a few
Portuguese Soap Operas. Altough she is
Portuguese, in her C.V.. there is also a
Spanish film"
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From
Portugal: Fernanda Serrano.
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From
Portugal: Anabela Monteiro. I think you
can consider her as a "B" film
actress... None of her movies came out to
be famous, and she isn't too well known
around here." On the picture it says
"Portuguese porn star". What
can I say? . I guess this is your spot to
stay up to date on the doings of the
Portuguese Porn Industry. It isn't much
of a niche, but we have an excellent
market share.
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From
Portugal: Ana Isabel. "Ana Isabel is
a model, and became "known"
when she did a Levi's commercial"
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From
Portugal: Sofia Aparicio. "Sofia
Aparício is a model (astonished?), but
this time she is well-known
internationally - because of her
extravaganzas. She is considered the best
Portuguese model. She presents a TV
program (86-60-86), about fashion, as
well as presenting some occasional
international fashion shows"
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From
Portugal: Alejandra Fernandes.
"Alexandra Fernandes is also a
model, but was brought to general
prominence presenting the Weather Report
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Miscellaneous
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aspiring
scream queen Janet Tracy
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the picture
is very familiar, but the scan is a nice
one of T-A Thiessen in that sheer body
suit
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I'm old, but
not old enough to remember silent screen
star Clara Bow.
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new scan of
the famous Hillary Clinton upskirt.
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Vidcaps of
Tahnee Welch's character in
"Improper Conduct". Three
reasons why I think it's a body double:
1) her face never appears in the body
shots (2) It looks too full-breasted to
be Tahnee (3) The Code of Babeliness
forbids a real babe to have her breasts
touched by Adrian Zmed or Willie Aames.
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Movies from RDO |
RDO went
after two movies this week, one a
semi-classic, the other a trash film. The
trash film, however, possessed the
biggest surprise. Here's a very young
Deborah Winger from "Slumber Party
57"
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RDO:
"Slumber Party 57". Well, RDO
got the whole zany crew while he was at
it. I never heard of them, but maybe soem
are familiar to you. Here's Janet Wood
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RDO:
"Slumber Party 57". Janice
Karman
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RDO:
"Slumber Party 57". Noelle
North
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RDO:
"Slumber Party 57". Mary Anne
Appleseth
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RDO:
"Slumber Party 57". Robin Mills
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RDO:
"Slumber Party 57". Brigit
Holloman
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RDO: A little
better movie, "Angel Heart".
Here's Charlotte Rampling. Kind of a
gross picture.
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Elizabeth
Whitcraft
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Elizabeth
Whitcraft
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Elizabeth
Whitcraft
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Like vidcaps?
There are thousands and thousands in the
Encycloprdia and the back issues. Rare
material, and hard-to-find celebs? Check
out the members area. Also includes the
fakes, the Mardi Gras, and the rasslin
babes.
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet.
After she is killed
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet.
During her voodoo dance
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. More
dancing, more chicken blood
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet.
Lovemaking with Mr. Rourke.
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. More
lovemaking. Unfortunately, much more
Rourke. Actually Rourke was believable in
this movie. He plays a lower class
sleazeball detective, with perhaps
something worse lurking inside. The movie
is worth watching.
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet.
Topless close-ups
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet.
Bathtub scene
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RDO:
"Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. She
has her clothes on here. She's wearing a
t-shirt and washing her hair. Although
she is covered, I found these the sexiest
pictures in the movie.
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Movies
from Johnny Web
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Johnny Web
went after some different stuff this
week. Paul Simon starred in a movie
called "One Trick Pony". the
movie isn't a classic, but it featured
some nudity from three actresses. First
up, Mare Winningham.
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Johnny Web:
"One Trick Pony". Mare
Winningham enlargement
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Johnny Web:
"One Trick Pony". Joan Hackett
topless
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Johnny Web:
"One Trick Pony". Joan Hackett
- the whole deal, but pretty far from the
camera. Look close, and you may see the
delta of Venus
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Johnny Web:
"One Trick Pony". Blair Brown
... unfortunately, it's a pretty modest
shot from the rear.
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Johnny Web:
"Rising Sun". Supermodel
Tatjana Patitz
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Johnny Web:
"Valmont". Annette Bening. She
is naked underneath a wet dressing gown
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Johnny Web:
"Valmont". Annette Bening. Nice
movie, directed by Milos Forman (who did
"Cuckoo's Nest" and
"Amadeus", so he knows a thing
or two about makin' a movie.) In many
ways, I liked it better than the Glenn
Close - John Malkovich version of the
same story ("Dangerous
Liaisons"). At least in this version
the characters had some warmth and
passion, not just triumphant calculation.
I did miss Michelle Pfeiffer, though, who
was replaced by Meg Tilly in this
incarnation. Unfortunately, not much
flesh to see.
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Johnny Web:
"Death Wish 3". Marina Sirtis.
She had a lot of film time, but only two
lines, and they were in Spanish. Since
they were spoken off-camera, I assume
they were dubbed. Sirtis was hired
because she is pretty and full-breasted,
can pass as Hispanic, and was willing to
do some nudity. How a career can change.
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Johnny Web:
"Death Wish 3". The usually
crappy Charles Bronson mass-slaughter
movie. Marina Sirtis
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Johnny Web:
"Death Wish 3". Marina Sirtis
enlargement.
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Johnny Web:
"Baumarchais: L'Insolent"
Really a terrific movie. Inspiring,
funny, charming, sweeping. Not nearly
enough nudity, though. maybe the least
nudity in the history of the French
cinema. Here's a tiny bit from Florence
Thomassin. Caps by Johnny Web's French
cousin, Jean E. Web
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Johnny Web:
"Tropic of Cancer". Ellen
Burstyn. Impressive display of nudity
from this awarded actress.
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Johnny Web:
"Tropic of Cancer". Ellen
Burstyn. Enlargement.
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Johnny Web:
"Tropic of Cancer". Sheila
Staefel.
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Johnny Web:
"Tropic of Cancer". Magali
Noel.
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Johnny Web:
"Hourglass". Collette
O'Connnell. A movie directed by (and
starring) C. Thomas Howell. There's
nothing more to say.
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Johnny Web:
"Hidden Beauties". Michelle
Hall.
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Johnny Web:
"Hidden Beauties". Nikki Fritz.
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Johnny Web:
"I Like to Play Games". Now
here is a cinema classic. Not really a
flim, as that term conjures up images of
Cannes, and Kurosawa, and Fellini. Not
really a movie, because that term is
associated with Rhett Butler and Indiana
Jones. Let's call it a soft-core adult
enertainment. The silly mood lighting was
a little distracting, but here's Pamela
Dickerson
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Johnny Web:
"I Like to Play Games". Lisa
Boyle
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Johnny Web:
"I Like to Play Games". More
Lisa Boyle
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Johnny Web:
"I Like to Play Games".
Jennifer Burton.
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Johnny Web:
"Palmetto". Elizabeth Shue. The
movie is a light entertainment in the
tradition of Body Heat and China Moon.
Would have been an OK watch if Elizabeh
Shue removed her clothes, but this is the
best she did. She was damned sexy,
though. You'll love the scene where she
invites Woody to frisk her.
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Apologies and Thanks
from Yesterday |
Sorry gang!
The image we listed yesterday as Michelle
Forbes is really former Miss America, and
Slick Willie playmate, Elizabeth Ward
Gracen from the movie "Lower
Level".
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From Magicman
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More great
stuff from Magic, here's the classic pin
up queen, Candy Barr.
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Next up,
Dolly's cousin, Julia Parton. For those
of you who aren't familiar with Julia,
she has made a few pornos under the name
of Nina Alexander. Personally, I'd like
to see her capitalize on the fame of her
family name, and make a porn called
"Dolly Wood". It's a natural!
The "story" could follow the
sexploits of a busty, blonde wig wearing,
country singer with an unquenchable lust
named "Dolly Wood", as she
tries to "make it big" in the
industry! I think people would pay to see
that! Especially if they could actually
film it at Dollywood in Tennessee!
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Jane March
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NAP has
brought us a mini-gallery of Fun House
favorite, Jane March. These are a little
on the small side, but they do give us
almsot every, good frame of nudity from
"The Lover" and "The Color
of Night". First, from "The
Lover".
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Continuing on
to "The Color of Night". I
really consider this whole segment to be
a public service announcement. We run a
lot of 'caps from this movie, hopefully
enough that no one ever has to watch it!
If I can save just one person from that
movie, than I know I have done something
good and decent. If you haven't seen it,
please, just look at these 'caps, or
visit the Encyclopedia. Trust me, this is
all you want to see!
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Jane March
from "The Color of Night" by
NAP, #2.
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Jane March
from "The Color of Night" by
NAP, #3.
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Jane March
from "The Color of Night" by
NAP, #4.
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Jane March
from "The Color of Night" by
NAP, #5.
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Krista Allen by
Scanman
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I think this
completes the collection...at least for
now! Yes, my friends, Scanman's love of
Krista continues with these shower scene
vidcaps from "Emmanuelle: Concealed
Fantasy". I think this brings his
total up to 4 bazillion Krista Allen
'caps. Well, maybe not that many, but he
has a bunch of 'em!
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Krista Allen
from "Emmanuelle: Concealed
Fantasy", by Scanman #2. Just a
small observation, but there isn't much
concealed about her fantasy in any of
these!
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Krista Allen
from "Emmanuelle: Concealed
Fantasy", by Scanman #3.
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Krista Allen
from "Emmanuelle: Concealed
Fantasy", by Scanman #4.
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Krista Allen
from "Emmanuelle: Concealed
Fantasy", by Scanman #5.
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Krista Allen
from "Emmanuelle: Concealed
Fantasy", by Scanman #6.
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Fun House
Variety
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Vidcaps by
Reith from "Return of the Living
Dead Part III", here's Melinda
Clarke. Just last week I saw Melinda in
her new syndicated series, "S.O.F.
Special Ops Force". I can't decide
what was worse, the fact the show exists,
or the fact that it also stars Dennis
Rodman. Being an aficionado of bad movies
and TV shows, I can honestly say that
this is a stinker! If I had to watch
"Special Ops Force", or
"Love Boat the Next Wave" and
the new "Fantasy Island"...I'd
double down and pick the two remakes!
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I'm not sure
of the movie, but here's Perrey Reeves.
Vidcaps by Cow Gates. A bit of trivia,
she used to date David Duchovny.
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Yesterday I
was shopping at my local grocery store,
and I was suddenly reminded that the
holidays are fast approaching. I'm not
sure what gave it away first, the aisle
of candy, wrapping paper, and lights, or
the twelve versions of "Jingle Bell
Rock" playing over the store radio.
As if that wasn't a big enough clue, this
clinches it!...Here's Taylor Parque in
vidcaps from "Erotic Confessions: An
Erotic Christmas Carol", by Don Bun.
I haven't seen it, but I'm guessing it
gives us a brand new perspective of the
character "Scrooge". Or is that
"Screwge"? At the end does Tiny
Tim lose his virginity and shout
triumphantly "God bless us, every
one!"?
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A follow up
from yesterday, more 'caps of Leslie
Sachs from "Women: Stories of
Passion", episode "Hat
Trick", by Elliffen Graphix.
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Before there
was Krista Allen, Laura Gemser was
"Emmanuelle, the Seductress".
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Finally
today, here's B-movie, and porn star,
Jacqueline Lovell. Several bondage scans
in this collage by Jackie Chan.
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