Monday
  • Guys send me humorous material all the time. I don't use them all because senses of humor are personal, and unique. This one cracked me up. "So you want to sing the blues" I added a few lines, but 90% of it comes from an anonymous source.
  • La Liz
  • Several people wrote in to say that the Elizabeth Hurley nude paparazzi pics are fakes, ans that she's wearing a bottom in the original. I don't know. I do know this. They are reprinted exactly as they appeared in High Society magazine, so if they are fake, that magazine was also fooled. Here are three more looks. #1
  • Hurley #2. To tell you the truth, the magazine never says she's bottomless, and the pictures aren't clear enough to make a firm conclusion about what is exposed. Probably a thong of some kind, and not her Caves of the Eighth and Ninth Happinesses, but I don't know.
  • Hurley #3. No controversy on this one. She's wearing a white bottom. Her face is also visible here, and she looks great.
  • from Brum Bob
  • Next up, Gabrielle Drake. Scoop Jr asked about her last week, and people supplied a lot of material. The chief contributor was Brum Bob, our resident expert on naked subjects of the Queen. The first few are from that timeless classic. "Au Pair Girls"
  • Gabrielle Drake. "Au Pair Girls"
  • Gabrielle Drake. "Au Pair Girls"
  • Gabrielle Drake. "Au Pair Girls"
  • Gabrielle Drake. "Au Pair Girls"
  • Gabrielle Drake. Brum Bob said these were also from "Au Pair Girls", but another source said they were from another obscure movie entitled "Connecting Rooms". I don't know, but I do know that she has a different hair length in these two pictures. To tell the truth, it looks like a different woman to me, but I'm not familiar with any of this source material, so ....
  • Brum Bob also sent along a bunch of Ingrid Pitt. His words: "The first four of Ingrid are from the film where she played Carmilla (was it called the Vampire Lovers??) which costarred Madeline Smith. No 5 is from Countess Dracula." This is the one Bob had numbered #5, so it must be from "Countess Dracula"
  • Ingrid Pitt, "The Vampire Lovers"
  • Ingrid Pitt, "The Vampire Lovers"
  • Ingrid Pitt, "The Vampire Lovers"
  • Ingrid Pitt, "The Vampire Lovers"
  • Brum Bob also sent along some of Paula Prentiss. She had one of the most perfect natural bodies ever seen. Here's Bob's comments: "The Paula Prentiss set are from a 60s English Penthouse Magazine set and were taken by a Photographer called HAMITA on the set of "Whats New Pussycat ?". The strip sequence was cut from the American print completely and heavily censored from the English Version." #1
  • Paula Prentiss, scene cut from "What's New, Pussycat"
  • Paula Prentiss, scene cut from "What's New, Pussycat"
  • Paula Prentiss, scene cut from "What's New, Pussycat"
  • Paula Prentiss, scene cut from "What's New, Pussycat"
  • Special feature
  • From "Aesthete": some rarely-seen caps of Lisa Gastoni in "Submission". Let's let Aesthete tell the story: "Here are four from the movie "Submission", a 1976 Italian film directed by Salvatore Samperi and starring the prolific actor Franco Nero as Armand and the lovely Lisa Gastoni as Elaine. Armand works in a pharmacy which is owned by Elaine, who is a frustrated middle-aged woman (she was 41 years old at the time the movie was made, and looks fantastic). Armand proceeds to seduce Elaine into a dominant/submissive relationship, withholding sexual favors if she doesn't do anything he says. Collage 1 - Early in the film he humiliates her by making her bare her breasts before him and a young girl who works in the pharmacy and even makes the girl (whom he has topless as well) touch Elaine's breast. Later in the film he forces Elaine to undress to her slip and makes her go outside in front of her shop. He proceeds to order her to walk up and down the street, holding her slip up and swaying her hips "like a whore".
  • Collage 2 - When she hears sees a man leaving a bar down the street, she begs Armand to let her back into the store. He not only refuses to lether back in, but he proceeds to strip off her only garment, the slip.He then makes her stand naked in front of her shop.
  • Collage 3 - Then, as if this wasn't enough, when he sees men coming out of the bar he turns on the pharmacy's lights to draw their attention to the naked Elaine and expose her even more.
  • Collage 4 - After turning the lights back off, he finally lets her back into the store. She is hysterical and can't believe she actually did what he told her to do.
  • 'round the world
  • From Poland: "Katarzina". For some reason, she has chosen to use a Russian family name instead of her native Polish one, and is now known as Katarina Vasilissa.
  • From Poland: Katarina Vasilissa.
  • From Czech: Pepper himself sent in this one of "Veronika", so I'll bet you can guess that she isn't built like Twiggy.
  • From Czech: Eva Herzigova. I think you know who she is. She doesn't always look that good in photos, but when she looks good, she looks about as good as any woman can look.
  • From France: Sophie Marceau in "the Student".
  • From the French-speaking world: performer Axelle Red.
  • From Portugal: Fernanda Serrano. Quote from the contributor: "Fernanda Serrano is a model, presents a TV program (Desafios), and also appeared on a few Portuguese Soap Operas. Altough she is Portuguese, in her C.V.. there is also a Spanish film"
  • From Portugal: Fernanda Serrano.
  • From Portugal: Anabela Monteiro. I think you can consider her as a "B" film actress... None of her movies came out to be famous, and she isn't too well known around here." On the picture it says "Portuguese porn star". What can I say? . I guess this is your spot to stay up to date on the doings of the Portuguese Porn Industry. It isn't much of a niche, but we have an excellent market share.
  • From Portugal: Ana Isabel. "Ana Isabel is a model, and became "known" when she did a Levi's commercial"
  • From Portugal: Sofia Aparicio. "Sofia Aparício is a model (astonished?), but this time she is well-known internationally - because of her extravaganzas. She is considered the best Portuguese model. She presents a TV program (86-60-86), about fashion, as well as presenting some occasional international fashion shows"
  • From Portugal: Alejandra Fernandes. "Alexandra Fernandes is also a model, but was brought to general prominence presenting the Weather Report
  • Miscellaneous
  • aspiring scream queen Janet Tracy
  • the picture is very familiar, but the scan is a nice one of T-A Thiessen in that sheer body suit
  • I'm old, but not old enough to remember silent screen star Clara Bow.
  • new scan of the famous Hillary Clinton upskirt.
  • Vidcaps of Tahnee Welch's character in "Improper Conduct". Three reasons why I think it's a body double: 1) her face never appears in the body shots (2) It looks too full-breasted to be Tahnee (3) The Code of Babeliness forbids a real babe to have her breasts touched by Adrian Zmed or Willie Aames.
  • Movies from RDO
  • RDO went after two movies this week, one a semi-classic, the other a trash film. The trash film, however, possessed the biggest surprise. Here's a very young Deborah Winger from "Slumber Party 57"
  • RDO: "Slumber Party 57". Well, RDO got the whole zany crew while he was at it. I never heard of them, but maybe soem are familiar to you. Here's Janet Wood
  • RDO: "Slumber Party 57". Janice Karman
  • RDO: "Slumber Party 57". Noelle North
  • RDO: "Slumber Party 57". Mary Anne Appleseth
  • RDO: "Slumber Party 57". Robin Mills
  • RDO: "Slumber Party 57". Brigit Holloman
  • RDO: A little better movie, "Angel Heart". Here's Charlotte Rampling. Kind of a gross picture.
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Elizabeth Whitcraft
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Elizabeth Whitcraft
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Elizabeth Whitcraft
  • Like vidcaps? There are thousands and thousands in the Encycloprdia and the back issues. Rare material, and hard-to-find celebs? Check out the members area. Also includes the fakes, the Mardi Gras, and the rasslin babes.
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. After she is killed
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. During her voodoo dance
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. More dancing, more chicken blood
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. Lovemaking with Mr. Rourke.
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. More lovemaking. Unfortunately, much more Rourke. Actually Rourke was believable in this movie. He plays a lower class sleazeball detective, with perhaps something worse lurking inside. The movie is worth watching.
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. Topless close-ups
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. Bathtub scene
  • RDO: "Angel Heart". Lisa Bonet. She has her clothes on here. She's wearing a t-shirt and washing her hair. Although she is covered, I found these the sexiest pictures in the movie.
  • Movies from Johnny Web
  • Johnny Web went after some different stuff this week. Paul Simon starred in a movie called "One Trick Pony". the movie isn't a classic, but it featured some nudity from three actresses. First up, Mare Winningham.
  • Johnny Web: "One Trick Pony". Mare Winningham enlargement
  • Johnny Web: "One Trick Pony". Joan Hackett topless
  • Johnny Web: "One Trick Pony". Joan Hackett - the whole deal, but pretty far from the camera. Look close, and you may see the delta of Venus
  • Johnny Web: "One Trick Pony". Blair Brown ... unfortunately, it's a pretty modest shot from the rear.
  • Johnny Web: "Rising Sun". Supermodel Tatjana Patitz
  • Johnny Web: "Valmont". Annette Bening. She is naked underneath a wet dressing gown
  • Johnny Web: "Valmont". Annette Bening. Nice movie, directed by Milos Forman (who did "Cuckoo's Nest" and "Amadeus", so he knows a thing or two about makin' a movie.) In many ways, I liked it better than the Glenn Close - John Malkovich version of the same story ("Dangerous Liaisons"). At least in this version the characters had some warmth and passion, not just triumphant calculation. I did miss Michelle Pfeiffer, though, who was replaced by Meg Tilly in this incarnation. Unfortunately, not much flesh to see.
  • Johnny Web: "Death Wish 3". Marina Sirtis. She had a lot of film time, but only two lines, and they were in Spanish. Since they were spoken off-camera, I assume they were dubbed. Sirtis was hired because she is pretty and full-breasted, can pass as Hispanic, and was willing to do some nudity. How a career can change.
  • Johnny Web: "Death Wish 3". The usually crappy Charles Bronson mass-slaughter movie. Marina Sirtis
  • Johnny Web: "Death Wish 3". Marina Sirtis enlargement.
  • Johnny Web: "Baumarchais: L'Insolent" Really a terrific movie. Inspiring, funny, charming, sweeping. Not nearly enough nudity, though. maybe the least nudity in the history of the French cinema. Here's a tiny bit from Florence Thomassin. Caps by Johnny Web's French cousin, Jean E. Web
  • Johnny Web: "Tropic of Cancer". Ellen Burstyn. Impressive display of nudity from this awarded actress.
  • Johnny Web: "Tropic of Cancer". Ellen Burstyn. Enlargement.
  • Johnny Web: "Tropic of Cancer". Sheila Staefel.
  • Johnny Web: "Tropic of Cancer". Magali Noel.
  • Johnny Web: "Hourglass". Collette O'Connnell. A movie directed by (and starring) C. Thomas Howell. There's nothing more to say.
  • Johnny Web: "Hidden Beauties". Michelle Hall.
  • Johnny Web: "Hidden Beauties". Nikki Fritz.
  • Johnny Web: "I Like to Play Games". Now here is a cinema classic. Not really a flim, as that term conjures up images of Cannes, and Kurosawa, and Fellini. Not really a movie, because that term is associated with Rhett Butler and Indiana Jones. Let's call it a soft-core adult enertainment. The silly mood lighting was a little distracting, but here's Pamela Dickerson
  • Johnny Web: "I Like to Play Games". Lisa Boyle
  • Johnny Web: "I Like to Play Games". More Lisa Boyle
  • Johnny Web: "I Like to Play Games". Jennifer Burton.
  • Johnny Web: "Palmetto". Elizabeth Shue. The movie is a light entertainment in the tradition of Body Heat and China Moon. Would have been an OK watch if Elizabeh Shue removed her clothes, but this is the best she did. She was damned sexy, though. You'll love the scene where she invites Woody to frisk her.
  • Apologies and Thanks from Yesterday
  • Sorry gang! The image we listed yesterday as Michelle Forbes is really former Miss America, and Slick Willie playmate, Elizabeth Ward Gracen from the movie "Lower Level".
  • From Magicman
  • More great stuff from Magic, here's the classic pin up queen, Candy Barr.
  • Next up, Dolly's cousin, Julia Parton. For those of you who aren't familiar with Julia, she has made a few pornos under the name of Nina Alexander. Personally, I'd like to see her capitalize on the fame of her family name, and make a porn called "Dolly Wood". It's a natural! The "story" could follow the sexploits of a busty, blonde wig wearing, country singer with an unquenchable lust named "Dolly Wood", as she tries to "make it big" in the industry! I think people would pay to see that! Especially if they could actually film it at Dollywood in Tennessee!
  • Jane March
  • NAP has brought us a mini-gallery of Fun House favorite, Jane March. These are a little on the small side, but they do give us almsot every, good frame of nudity from "The Lover" and "The Color of Night". First, from "The Lover".
  • Continuing on to "The Color of Night". I really consider this whole segment to be a public service announcement. We run a lot of 'caps from this movie, hopefully enough that no one ever has to watch it! If I can save just one person from that movie, than I know I have done something good and decent. If you haven't seen it, please, just look at these 'caps, or visit the Encyclopedia. Trust me, this is all you want to see!
  • Jane March from "The Color of Night" by NAP, #2.
  • Jane March from "The Color of Night" by NAP, #3.
  • Jane March from "The Color of Night" by NAP, #4.
  • Jane March from "The Color of Night" by NAP, #5.
  • Krista Allen by Scanman
  • I think this completes the collection...at least for now! Yes, my friends, Scanman's love of Krista continues with these shower scene vidcaps from "Emmanuelle: Concealed Fantasy". I think this brings his total up to 4 bazillion Krista Allen 'caps. Well, maybe not that many, but he has a bunch of 'em!
  • Krista Allen from "Emmanuelle: Concealed Fantasy", by Scanman #2. Just a small observation, but there isn't much concealed about her fantasy in any of these!
  • Krista Allen from "Emmanuelle: Concealed Fantasy", by Scanman #3.
  • Krista Allen from "Emmanuelle: Concealed Fantasy", by Scanman #4.
  • Krista Allen from "Emmanuelle: Concealed Fantasy", by Scanman #5.
  • Krista Allen from "Emmanuelle: Concealed Fantasy", by Scanman #6.
  • Fun House Variety
  • Vidcaps by Reith from "Return of the Living Dead Part III", here's Melinda Clarke. Just last week I saw Melinda in her new syndicated series, "S.O.F. Special Ops Force". I can't decide what was worse, the fact the show exists, or the fact that it also stars Dennis Rodman. Being an aficionado of bad movies and TV shows, I can honestly say that this is a stinker! If I had to watch "Special Ops Force", or "Love Boat the Next Wave" and the new "Fantasy Island"...I'd double down and pick the two remakes!
  • I'm not sure of the movie, but here's Perrey Reeves. Vidcaps by Cow Gates. A bit of trivia, she used to date David Duchovny.
  • Yesterday I was shopping at my local grocery store, and I was suddenly reminded that the holidays are fast approaching. I'm not sure what gave it away first, the aisle of candy, wrapping paper, and lights, or the twelve versions of "Jingle Bell Rock" playing over the store radio. As if that wasn't a big enough clue, this clinches it!...Here's Taylor Parque in vidcaps from "Erotic Confessions: An Erotic Christmas Carol", by Don Bun. I haven't seen it, but I'm guessing it gives us a brand new perspective of the character "Scrooge". Or is that "Screwge"? At the end does Tiny Tim lose his virginity and shout triumphantly "God bless us, every one!"?
  • A follow up from yesterday, more 'caps of Leslie Sachs from "Women: Stories of Passion", episode "Hat Trick", by Elliffen Graphix.
  • Before there was Krista Allen, Laura Gemser was "Emmanuelle, the Seductress".
  • Finally today, here's B-movie, and porn star, Jacqueline Lovell. Several bondage scans in this collage by Jackie Chan.