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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Sechs Schwedinnen im Pensionat
(1979)
Six Swedish Girls in a Boarding School was the
first of the Six Swedish Girls franchise directed by Irwin C.
Dietrich.
Six Swedish girls and a French girl are the only students
in a boarding school which consists of one female teacher and a coach. The
girls
all share the same dorm room. Cozy! The film mostly consists of boys spying on
the girls, and the girls getting even by fucking them. That'll l'arn
em! The teacher is sweet on a fisherman. If there is any plot at
all, it is that one of the girls is a shy virgin until the end.
Another way
to look at the film is as a different kind of Special Olympics. We
have nude slow motion jogging, nude calisthenics, nude leap frog,
and nude precision dildo modified cycling.
The seven female students and the teacher all show everything. These ladies are, Anne Libert, Elsa
Maroussia, Nadine Pascal, Danièle Troeger, Brigitte Lahaie, France
Lomay, Kathleen Kane and Diane Kelly.
Elsa, France, Nadine, and Brigitte were also seen in yesterday's
caps from Six Swedish Girls Somewhere Else (Actually a gas station.)
IMDb readers say 5.2, which is rather high for a Euro sex farce.
It is, however, justified, and should please anyone who enjoys this
genre. The transfer is excellent, the English dub is good, and it
includes French and German sound tracks as well.
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Python
Today we have a really bad horror movie and, to make matters worse, the nudity is minimal.
Jenny McCarthy with some leg, that's it.
 
LoriDawn Messuri does show off the boobs in a lesbo scene.
Sara Mornell, blink and you miss 'em tits.
  
Scoop's notes:
Odd movie. The tone keeps shifting, and the snake keeps changing sizes. It is
bad, and I ended up rating it low, but I also said that it really wasn't an unbearable
watch at all if you listen to the commentary track instead of the movie. The
problem was that it couldn't decide whether it wanted to make fun of creature
movies or to be one, and a lot of that had to do with the fact that two
different hands guided it. The producer
forced the director to do things he didn't want to do, and then shot additional
footage on his own after the director had submitted his cut.
http://www.scoopy.com/python.htm
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Notes and collages
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
part 2 of ?
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Here is an improved version of the picture which is supposed to be
Jennifer Morrison in Urban Legends 2. I don't know how to confirm it, since
it was supposedly "cropped by the theatrical aspect ratio"
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Lizette Carrion in an episode of Dexter |
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Ann Dusenberry and
Rhonda Shear in Basic
Training
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El tiempo de la Felicidad
Late sixties, a family goes to spend their vacation to Ibiza. There they find a lot about each other and their lives change forever. The movie starts Veronica Forqué, who plays the wife that finds out her husband is cheating on her and spends the summer trying to figure out life with her two daughters and mentally challenged son.
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Last Day for the Action Girls.Com 3 disk. Four gals left to strut their stuff. Ashley Robbins, Susan Carter and Veronica Vanoza keep with the concept of the whole thing by acting all tough in one scene and then stripping and wiggling in another. Veteran pornstar Sylvia Saint is only in action scenes ... the ones that begin and end the
DVD. Did not cap much of her performance because she has done more humping on screen than entire Czech cities have off screen. I figure a fella wants to see her nekkid he can take his pick of some 300 hardcore offerings.
Film clips:
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
Hillary Clinton is leading in a poll she'd probably rather lose: An annual
A.P.-Ipsos survey found 37 percent of Americans think that of all the
presidential candidates, Hillary would make the scariest Halloween costume.
Rudy Giuliani was the second-scariest with 14 percent, and no other candidate
topped 6 percent. Two-thirds of Republicans said Hillary would be the scariest,
but surprisingly, so did 18 percent of Democrats.
* They must've polled John Edwards, Barack Obama and Bill
Clinton.
* Scariest of all: Rudy Giuliani dressed as Hillary...Because I've seen him in
a dress, and it's scary.
One of the fastest-growing fields of romance novels is medical fiction, so Irish
doctor Brendan Kelly forced himself to read 20 such novels and report to the
Lancet on how they reflect women's doctor fantasies. He said the basic plot is
that the doctor is a "savior in a white coat" with a tragic past, who lives to
save his patients from life-threatening illnesses. The doctor is usually of
Mediterranean origin and is brilliant, tall and muscular with chiseled features
and "uncontrolled passions." He's also most likely to be an emergency room
surgeon or obstetrician. He found no medical romance novels about
proctologists.
* He might want to check out the gay porn medical novels.
* Too bad, because I've got the perfect title: "Splendor In The Ass."
Sunday in San Francisco, about 75 people took part in the first Cardboard Tube
Fighting Championship. Many wore costumes, such as robots or knights in armor.
They were given a yard-long cardboard tube and had to whack each other until one
of the tubes broke and that person lost. After two hours, Aline Xayasouk, a
20-year-old Berkeley woman dressed as a piece of sushi, was declared the winner.
Organizer Julian Cash said people take life too seriously, and this was just for
fun, even though entrants did have to sign a waiver absolving the organizers of
responsibility for any injuries, including "loss of eye(s), decapitation,
impalement, bloody lips, bruises, welts, paralysis and/or death."
* Same contract contestants have to sign on "Dancing With
The Stars."
* Wow, they're making cardboard tubes a lot stronger these days!
ALMANAC FOR WED., OCT. 31
Today is Halloween. The spooky aspects of Halloween are thought to have
originated with a Celtic ritual called the Cult of the Dead, which marked the
end of the Celtic year.
* Traditionally, the Celtics' year would end when they played the Lakers.
* It's that time when blood-sucking ghouls with false faces roam the land with
outstretched hands ... You know: election season.
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