Tuesday

Google update

The only site still on the naughty list is fakes.net, which is meaningless, since it is just a clone of scoopy.com. But here's the crazy part. Google's webmaster page shows some problem pages for fakes.net - and they are pages which are exactly identical to scoopy.com, which Google has ruled clean. And I mean exactly identical down to the last comma. I load them at the same time from the same source. There's a puzzler for ya!

(There are some pages on fakes.net which are different from scoopy.com, namely the annual lists of the top 20 nude scenes. But those pages are not identified as problematic!)

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What Just Happened

2008

Moon Bloodgold film clip

caps below

Scoop's notes on Moon Bloodgold

Moon has suddenly come to the front burner in high definition. In addition to Aesthete's above HD clips from What Just Happened, Deep at Sea captured her magnificent mammaries in HD clips from Terminator Salvation.

Scoop's notes on What Just Happened

What Just Happened is a roman a clef, or I suppose maybe I should say a "cinema a clef," a fictionalized version of real events that happened to a film producer between 1997-2001, as recounted by screenwriter Art Linson. One would have to call Linson the perfect choice to write this script for two main reasons:

1. The screenplay was adapted from a non-fiction book written by Art Linson.

2. The real producer who lived through the events described in the book was none other than the very same Art Linson.

Linson's book, "What Just Happened: Bitter Hollywood Tales from the Front Line" covers the trials and tribulations of his role in producing six films: Heist (2001), Sunset Strip (2000) (producer), Fight Club (1999), Pushing Tin (1999), Great Expectations (1998), and The Edge (1997).

The book is rich in "insider stories," and is gutsy. It shies away neither from recounting the deeds and misdeeds of familiar industry figures, nor from associating those deeds with their real names. And big names they are: Alec Baldwin, David Fincher, David Mamet, and others.

The movie takes a more oblique approach. One of the major story lines comes straight from the book with only the names changed, but the rest of the script is the fictional product of Linson's having consolidated and compressed real events to combine with incidents invented from whole cloth. The movie version of the story has essentially consolidated Linson's six movie projects down to two, and the book's four-year span into one very hectic week.

* One of the real films covered by the fictional story is The Edge. This is the story line in which the movie version of What Just Happened stays quite faithful to the real events portrayed in the eponymous book, right down to long stretches of verbatim dialogue. Although Bruce Willis is playing a character named Bruce Willis in the film, the source book uses the actor's real name: Alec Baldwin. Baldwin decided to show up for filming with a Grizzly Adams beard and an extra twenty pounds of flesh around his middle when the studio thought it was paying for a lean and handsome leading man. When asked to shave the beard and to go on a diet, Baldwin threw a legendary tantrum and promptly fired the hapless agent who had been chosen by the big-wigs to be the bearer of bad tidings to the prickly star. Baldwin finally shaved under the threat of massive litigation.

* The other story line is basically fictional, although it bears a certain resemblance to Linson's experiences in trying to get David Fincher's edgy Fight Club past the scrutiny of studio suits who were uneasy about the film's dark themes and casual violence, and had no idea what a good film they had on their hands until they saw the reaction at Venice. Linson took the basic structure of that struggle and re-invented it, changing it into a familiar tale about how the commerce of the film industry suppresses its art.

The life of a producer, as portrayed by Robert DeNiro as Linson's alter ego, basically consists of running from fire to fire and splashing water on each, but often leaving the fires smoldering and ready to burst back into flames because he's working on three major projects at once and doesn't have time to douse a single fire while others burn. In one sub-plot, a director is finishing off a film in post-production, and is locked in an angry struggle with the studio, which has threatened to take his film away unless he cuts it their way. Meanwhile, a new film is about to start filming, and all the crew is on the clock - pending a Bruce Willis (read: Alec Baldwin) shave. Finally, a third film needs financing, and the producer is the guy who has to come up with the investors.

In each case, the producer is always the man in the middle who has to balance the delicate egos of directors and stars with the realistic demands of the studios and independent investors who quite reasonably would like to get a return on their investments. He has 30 hours worth of work to do in every 24-hour day, and almost all of it consists of stressful crisis management. Moreover, he still has a personal life which cannot be ignored: an ex-wife he still loves and a daughter who is growing up too fast.

I found this a very interesting film, especially since I read Linson's book just before popping in the DVD, so I knew which characters were representing which real people. Of course, I'm interested in the subject matter anyway, since I write every day about the film world and its inhabitants. My guess is that the film will not be nearly as interesting to you if you lack my enthusiasm for the industry and my ambition to read the book (which, by the way, is now available in a new edition which includes the screenplay for this movie).

Unfortunately for those of you who are not film geeks, this story is not funny enough to work as a comedy and is not original enough to work as an insider drama. Linson has the necessary insight and connections, and he told the truth about what he saw, but we've already seen many similar variations on these same themes in dozens of earlier films. And even I found the stories more interesting in the book's version, with the real names and places attached.

 

 

Satisfaction

season 1, 2007

"Set in a high class brothel this new series creates a hyper reality whereby we are privy to the private lives and emotions of five beautiful young women."

 

Johnny Moronic is re-doing all of Satisfaction, season 1, in better quality. This series has a lot of nudity and these film clips will be very big downloads spread over a considerable period of time.

 

Today: Madeleine West film clips. (Collages in Monday's edition)

 

 
 

Pics

Anna-Lynne McCord, the new princess of nipple slips

A very tiny bit of nudity from Heather Graham in Two Girls and a Guy

Ukrainian model Snejana Onopka

Jewel spent last weekend someplace warm

Reality show babe Charley Uchea

 

 

Film Clips

Ana Fernandez in Muneca

One of the all-time great nude scenes: Gabrielle Drake in The Au Pair Girls

Katrin Cartlidge in 3 Steps to Heaven

Petra Morze in Antares

Shawna Waldron in Poison Ivy 4 in HD

Mr Skin entered Spaz territory with the oft-naked Holly Eglington in Stan Helsing (Caps below, many from the DVD special features)

The film

Special features

 

Speaking of Canadians, Leela Savasta had roles in both Battlestar Galactica and Stargate Atlantis. This clip shows her back in season 1 of Masters of Horror. (Samples below)

There is a little more nudity from Evan Rachel Wood in the special features for Across the Universe (sample right)