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Tuna
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"The Hillside Strangler"
The Hillside Strangler (2004) is a biopic of the serial killers in LA known as the hillside strangler, Kenneth Bianchi and Angelo Buono. It comes from writer/director Chuck Parello, who also brought us Ed Gein and Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Part 2. It is his style to remain pretty close to the real incidents, while trying to somewhat lightened the story with black humor, and inject some ideas as to what made the characters become serial killers. He relies on the enormity of the events to provide the punch in his films.
My take on this one is basically the same on his other two serial killer efforts. Victims are introduced then promptly dispatched without allowing me time to develop any emotional attachment. A narrative style more like airplane disaster films, where we meet the victims and learn about them long before the killers do might solve that problem. These films are a reasonable historical reenactment, but as they are relating a history I remember well, there is little educational value for me. IN short, I just don't find them at all engaging.
We have nudity from 4 actresses, two of them victims, one forced into hooking, and the fourth in a live sex show, then having sex with Buono. Kyle Rachel, as the live sex performer, shows breasts and buns, as do Jessica Allegra as the hooker and Natasha Melnick. Brandin Rackley gives a three B performance. 25 IMDb voters have it at 5.3. The BBCi calls the films misogynistic and awards one star. Bianchi and Buono were misogynistic, but the film doesn't glorify their attitudes or actions, and hence is pro woman, so the criticism is unfounded. On the other hand, it is a seedy trip into rape, murder, very nasty treatment of women. One must wonder what, if anything, this journey accomplishes for viewers. The film must have merit for those who are fascinated by this particular form of deviance. There is nothing technically wrong with he film, and it was a fair portrayal of the facts. So, as a serial killer biopic, it is a C+. My only question is, is this a good reason to make, or to watch a film.
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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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OTHER CRAP:
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Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid shop 'til they drop. Or at least until they sag a bit.
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Janet Reno's Dance Party - with the real Janet Reno!!!
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A controversial new drama about schoolgirl lesbians will be shown on the UK's Channel 4 early next year, it was revealed today. It is a 10-episode series based on the novel 'Sugar Rush' by outspoken author Julie Burchill.
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Here you go - finally - Access Hollywood has the trailer for 'Star Wars: Episode III'. This actually looks like it might be good! That would be a nice surprise after the last two stinkers.
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Here's the trailer for Straight-Jacket. "In 1950's Hollywood, movie star Guy Stone must marry a studio secretary in order to conceal his homosexuality. Sally has no idea her marriage is a sham, though, and turns Guy's life upside-down. Then he falls in love."
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Tiger Woods sues a yachtmaker for breaching their confidentiality agreement, and The Smoking Gun has the goods.
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Will Demi and Kutcher have a Kabbalah wedding planned by Madonna?
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Here is the official site for ELEKTRA, with a couple of "making of" featurettes online.
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JoBlo.com has some very cool screen caps from the new trailer for Revenge of the Sith. The full trailer is available on AOL and starwars.com now, if you are a member at those places. If not, be patient. It will be everywhere in a few hours. People have been sending me links to it all day, but the demand is so high that they become very unreachable very fast.
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The Academy announces the films eligible for the new "Best Animated Feature" Award.
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I just happened to notice that the website for comingsoon.com is ... coming soon. But if it finally comes, won't that ruin it? It's one of those "Kirk versus Mudd's robots" conundrums
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Jessica Simpson has signed a $10 million licensing deal with Andrew Sports Club to develop her own fashion line. The line would include kids' clothes, underwear, and surprisingly, corrective socks.
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The Daily Show's Stephen Colbert analyzes the connection between terrorism and homoism.
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The Daily Show's Ed Helms reports on President Bush's plan for the next four years.
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The Daily Show: "Bush wins, Kerry concedes, and that whole democratic process apparently works."
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"SNL" to choose next cast member based on a reality show. Producer Lorne Michaels will do the Donald Trump role of weeding out the also-rans. Hey, I don't see how this method could choose a worse cast member than Horatio Sanz.
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Yet another Christmas shopping tip: The Skinned Squirrel Head Fridge Magnet
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Wrestler Jake "the Snake" Roberts faces a fine or community punishment as a result of causing unnecessary suffering to his snake.
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Letterman's Top 5 Kerry excuses for his defeat.
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MPAA plans to follow recording industry with lawsuits designed to stop film piracy.
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Cool picture: Hubble spots a triple eclipse on Jupiter.
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VictoriaGivens.com: "I had a great time breaking the World Record Anal Gang Bang record yesterday. In case you haven't heard, the new record is 101 with no lube." Her parents must be proud!
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CNN passes the buck on offensive picture name. Background: The CNN/Netscape site had named a picture of the Bushes "asshole.jpg". This is basically in background, and would not be noticed by a casual reader, but it was noticed eventually, and was eventually disseminated through all of them there new-fangled internets. The link here is CNN's official disavowal of responsibility. (They claim Netscape had full control over the posting.)
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This could be Alec Baldwin's favorite web page. The ideal site for those who want to move to Canada rather than face four more years ... MarryAnAmerican - No good American will be left behind! So sharpen your skates, work on your pronunciation of "about" and practice saying "eh?" at the end of every sentence, eh? (Funny - look on the bottom of the page and you'll see a link which explains all "aboot" the site, eh?)
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Paris Hilton in a bikini, smoking a joint, talking on the phone.
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This website just got tons of publicity from an ABC news story on sex in America. It is a site for married people who want to have an affair, do NOT want to leave their spouse, and do not want their spouse to know about it. ABC showed their plush offices on the TV special, so I'd say they were doing well. The Ashley Madison Agency - Romantic Rendezvous' for Attached Adults.
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Stifler's mom threatens the Philippines. It's actually a boring article, but you have to love the headline: "MILF rebels raid Army detachment"
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20 Things That Happen In Movies - but never in real life
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Weekly World News finds: "most male poodles are gay! "
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P Diddy wants to be James Bond. "Bond, Puffy Cool-D Bond, yo"
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This is a real headline, not a joke: Norway sells five submarines to Poland for ... wait for it ... 78 cents. That not 78 cents each, but 78 cents TOTAL for all five. Those Poles are tough negotiators. Poland is so excited by the bargain that they are now thinking about starting up a navy.
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John Kerry comes out of the closet - admits he has French relatives.
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Playmate Gallery - Tina Marie Jordan - March 2002 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
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Four free short sample videos from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College Girls!
Other Crap archives . May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
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MOVIE REVIEWS:
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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Shiloh
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Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
picture. When
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
altogether.
Diane Keaton tribute - Day 4
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We are finished with Diane's clips from Looking for
Mr Goodbar. Flash forward a quarter of a century, and she finally
gets naked again in Something's Gotta Give (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped).
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Just to finish off Mr Goodbar completely, here's the
other nude scene, with unidentified actresses. (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped).
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
Shiloh says:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
Scoop says:
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
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ICMS
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Words, pictures, and vids from
ICMS
Hi Scoopy !
Here I am with clips of all the
nudity from the 1969 film "The Gypsy Moths". We are entitled to
an ultra brief glimpse of Bonnie Bedelia's breasts while Sheree
North shakes her booty and her pastie-equipped breasts for Gene
Hackman. The biggest surprise is Deborah Kerr showing her
breasts and bum to Burt Lancaster (and The Fun House readers).
That's it for now but I'll continue
in future updates with going through my collection of home made
DVD's with nude scenes I recorded from TV over the past 18
months if that is OK with you.
Yours faithfully,
ICMS
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Brainscan
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'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
A few more clips from Club Wild Side 2-
Brande Roderick plays a stripper. The kind of stripper we all dream of. She not only shows off the goodies, she does the nasty... on stage. With that in mind you have to figure the folks who made this movie watched Pretty Woman way too many times. Their basic message is that to be a worker in the sex industry is just another career choice. Anyway, the clips come from one of three on-stage scenes. With Zorro.
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And here's a couple of clips with Ahmo Hight. She also plays a stripper-humper at Club Wild Side...where anyone can walk in and the place never gets raided. In L.A., not Amsterdam.
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Crimson Ghost
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NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
First up from the Ghost today....'caps and vids from the UK movie "The Wicked Lady" (1983), starring several big name actors including: Faye Dunaway, Alan Bates, John Gielgud and Denholm Elliott.
However, the really important thing about this movie is that it also stars Star Trek TNG's Marina Sirtis topless in one of her very first roles.
- Elaine Ashley and Louise English, both topless. English is the more famous of these two for appearing on "The Benny Hill Show" from 1978-1986.
- Elaine Ashley and Louise English zipped .wmv
- Glynis Barber bares breasts and bum and gets felt up a bit in a slow and lame sex scene.
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- Glynis Barber zipped .wmvs. In #2 we also see a brief flash of the third B.
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- Lisa Mulidore, another Benny Hill Babe. She bares all 3 B's while running nekkid through the village.
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- Marina Sirtis topless in all 3.
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- Marina Sirtis zipped .wmvs. In #1 we also see far off full frontal nudity. In links 2 and 3 she is topless while having a bull whip fight with Mommie Dearest.
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- A couple of topless unknowns
- Unknowns, zipped .wmv
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Snowblind
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Charlize Theron
Christina Ricci
Theron and Ricci
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Snowblind 'caps from the 2003 film "Monster". Theron of course took home the Best Actress Oscar for her role in this movie. She did do a couple of nude scenes, but she gained 30 not-so-appealing pounds and wore prosthetics and heavy make-up her hide her normally hot bod and looks. We see Theron in undies and topless in her solo link, and topless again in a lesbian love scene with Ricci in Theron/Ricci link #2. In Ricci's solo link, we see some pokies.
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Wendy Mahoney
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Excellent undies, thong and topless views in scenes from "Hendrix" (2000), the made-for-cable biopic about guitar legend Jimi Hendrix. This is her one and only IMDb credit.
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Variety
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The French mega-star bares all in scenes from "Al di là delle nuvole" aka "Beyond the Clouds" (1995).
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Uma Thurman
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Uma topless in scenes from the off-beat comedy "Mad Dog and Glory" (1993) starring Robert De Niro and Bill Murray. 'Caps by the Skin-man.
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Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
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Pat's comments in yellow...
COKE AND PEPSI USED AS PESTICIDE
Dr. Pepper Is The Bug Dr. Kevorkian - Farmers in Chhattisgarh, India, have
hit upon an alternative to pesticides: Coke and Pepsi. They say the colas
cost one-tenth as much and are just as effective. Agricultural scientists
say the carbohydrates and sugar boost the plants' immunity to pests. Not
surprisingly, local bottlers disagree that their product is a pesticide.
They say the sugar just attracts ants that eat the other insects.
That, and the acid dissolves their exoskeletons.
Or maybe the insects get into a Cola War and kill each other.
Have they tried RC? That already tastes like a pesticide.
ANCIENT MAKEUP IS AMAZINGLY MODERN
Roman Nose Powder - A small tin canister of Roman face makeup from the
second century AD has been unearthed in London, perfectly preserved under
mud. University of Bristol chemist Richard Evershed said they think it was
a foundation makeup used to achieve the fair complexion Romans considered
attractive. It's 40 percent animal fat, 40 percent starch, and 20 percent
tin oxide, to make it opaque white. Evershed said the cream is very
sophisticated, and while it's ancient technology, it doesn't differ much
from today's cosmetics.
Cher confirmed that the ancient cosemetics are similar as she remembered using them on the European leg of her fairwell tour.
According to all the old Hercules movies, women in ancient Rome wore
turquoise eye shadow, too.
NEW YORK YAWNS AT WHOOPI
No Big Whoop - Whoopi Goldberg is returning to Broadway in a one-woman
show, but there doesn't seem to be much interest. Advance ticket sales are
less than $750,000, while Billy Crystal's upcoming one-man show has already
sold $8 million worth of tickets.
That's because when Billy does lame puns on the name "Bush," he sings
them to show tunes.
The problem could be the show's title, "Whoopi: No Longer Funny!"
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