Consenting Adults (1992) is a thriller staring Kevin Kline, Kevin Spacey and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. Mastrantonio and Kevin Kline are going through the motions of a marriage, when new neighbors move in next door. Kevin Spacey, as the new neighbor, is a life of the party type, and the two couples become friends, until Spacey suggests wife swapping. Kline finally goes for the plan, but gets much more than he bargained for.

We have buns from Melissa Anne Moore and partial breast and buns from Rebecca Miller. I found the plot entertaining enough, and the acting good. The nudity was a little disappointing. IMDB readers have this at 5.3 of 10. There were not enough critical reviews for a rotten tomatoes score. I found this a watchable story, reasonably well photographed. C-.

In the Cut (2003)

One more of Meg Ryan - this time in the tub.

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Agaguk aka Shadow of the Wolf (1992)

I have never seen this movie, and it is not available in a Region 1 DVD in English, but Herr Haut seems to have found a European DVD, and these represent some very nice pics of Jennifer Tilly's big ol' lungs.

• Tilly (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

OTHER CRAP:

• The "Little America" section of Tikrit. Forget it, Jake. It's Americatown.

• Mike's Mardi Gras Photos. I don't know who Mike is, but breasts are breasts.

• Halliburton to take advantage of advertising space on soldiers' coffins. Nobody can say these guys have no edge in their comedy. Back in the early days of SNL, before they turned all Bob Hope, they would have done this kind of tasteless, highly pointed material.

• Former wrestling icons try to adjust to life outside the ring after the collapse of the WCW. Ted Dibiase is now running a Christian ministry. Abdullah the Butcher is really a butcher - selling Abdullah's Ribs.

• Why hasn't Paul Verhoeven made a film in three years? Here's what he's up to. He has four works in progress, but nothing in the late stages of development.

• After The News of the World asked, "Is Charles Bisexual?", Prince Charles may go on the air to tell the world he doesn't smoke the White Owl. Rumor has it that he will also deny intercourse with barnyard animals. (According to legend, Lyndon Johnson once told his campaigners to spread the rumor that his opponent liked to have sex with sows. "I know he ain't a pigfucker. I just wanna hear the sumbitch deny it.")

• The Mouseketeer is furious after cheeky Colin Farrell sent her a T-shirt saying: 'I slept with Colin Farrell and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.'

• Mouseketeer Masturbation tips. Odd interview.

• Among the duties of a Saudi Arabia government censor is scribbling out the faces of western models on hair-care products, like these in a Riyadh Safeway.

• High Grant given an acting award. So you know that one had a lot of deep thought behind it. Let's see, of all the actors in the world, which one can we honor? I know, Hugh Grant! The award was said to have a street value of six hookers.

• Dave Barry weighs in on the space elevator

• Barbara Bush says: "I’m so thankful that George turned out as vacuous as I am" We can only hope this is satire.

• Rock 'n roll defeated communism. Well, to be technical, "roll" didn't do much. When rock 'n roll split, I was pretty much the only one who went with roll.

• The Straight Dope: What does the G in G-string stand for?

• Female tattoo gallery. Some of them in very intimate areas.

• An American Legend is dead - Al Goldstein stops publishing Screw magazine after 35 years

• Make a space in your closet for your VCR - maybe next to your 8-tracks.

• Christopher Lee cut from Return of the King

• ‘The Simpsons,’ back from the pit

• Matrix Revolutions just set the all-time record for the best opening overseas. It has also grossed $85 million domestically. Although some people were disappointed by the receipts in the USA, it was the fourth best weekend ever for an R-rated film.

• Matrix Revolutions deconstructed. Don't read this if you haven't seen the flick and plan to. Major spoilers.

• The Matrix: Resolutions. Interesting stuff. Looking back on the fan speculation about the final chapter, and comparing it to what really happened in the film.

• The Matrix Redubbed. Parody

   

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"Love the Hard Way"
Charlotte Ayanna has great nipples, and while that's probably all you need to know about this 2001 film, the fact is it is a very poignant and well done love story about a brilliant college woman who gets involved with a petty thief, who starts out with intention of using and discarding her.

It turns out that isn't as easy as he thinks, but in the process he drags her into his mire of crap, and almost ruins her life while improving his own.

A very nicely done movie, well worth watching.

• Charlotte Ayanna

Joey House
(1, 2)

Eva Jenícková
(1, 2, 3)

"It is simply not enough to say how bad it sucks, since you will not be able to imagine it. It is beyond the very conceptualizing power of even the greatest human minds, or our greatest super-computers. In a hypothetical world in which everything really sucks, the denizens of that unholy world would still notice how thoroughly this film sucks"

Ann Neville
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)