FoonStarting with the worst and best of French comedy.
The worst is Foon (2005). It was written, directed and stars a group called
Les Quiches. I know nothing about them and, after watching this movie, I have no
intention of doing further research. The only nudity is a brief breast flash by
Mika Tard, but it is almost certainly a poorly
chosen body double - the breast isn't near big enough.
Asterix & Obelix : Mission Cleopatra
At the other end of the French Comedy scale is the very enjoyable Asterix &
Obelix : Mission Cleopatra (2002).
There is no visible nudity but Monica Bellucci
and Noémie Lenoir
are beautiful, as usual, with plenty of cleavage.
Holy Lola
Still in France we have Holy Lola (2004). Isabelle
Carre plays a woman trying to adopt an overseas child and she is often
naked. This one comes with a zipped
.avi film clip
Phileine Says Sorry
Going North to the Netherlands, we have Phileine Says Sorry aka Phileine zegt
sorry (2003). This was also enjoyable, based around a theatrical play supposedly
pushing the boundaries with the actors performing sex acts on stage. It reminds
of the the 1960s play Oh Calcutta!.
Plenty of nudity by Kim van Kooten (Zipped
.avi film clip)
and Leona Philippo.
There are also a lot of naked old people in the opening credit - no idea why.
Cleavage etc by Hadewych Minis
Liz Snoyink
and Tara Elders.
Murk
Still going North we reach Denmark and the movie Murk aka Mørke 2005).
There is breast exposure by Laura Drasbæk (zipped
.avi film clip)
and nearly the same by Lærke Winther Andersen.
Next Door
Also from Scandinavia we have Next door aka Naboer (2005). Plenty of
nudity by
Julia Schacht (zipped
.avi film clip)
and Ann Bache-Wiig is also topless.
Hotel Erotica - Falling In Lust Again
Next up is some soft core with an episode from the Hotel Erotica series
called Falling in Lust Again. Most episodes start with Lauren Hays reading a
thank-you letter and then a flash back to the nudity.
In this episode its Sunny Lee
and Allysin Chaynes all naked.
The identity of Allysin gave me a bit of grief. The IMDB lists her as Anixia
Rodriguez as do some web sites. However, there is virtually no useful
information on Anixia on the Internet and the credits definitely list Allysin's
name.
The Keep
The Keep (1983) is an above average thriller set in Romania during
World War II. The end is a bit of a let down but Alberta
Watson is topless. (Zipped
.avi film clip)
Saw II
Another above average thriller is Saw II (2005). I am not a fan of the horror
genre but I watched it to the end. No nudity but there are pokies by
Shawnee Smith
and Emmanuelle Vaugier
and cleavage by Beverly Mitchell.
Cookout
More pokies in the mediocre comedy film Cookout (2004), this time by
Farrah Fawcett
and "Eve."
Ginger Snaps
As far as I can tell Katharine Isabelle hasn't
done nudity yet and Ginger Snaps (2000) is no exception. However, she is down to
her underwear and, yes, that is a tail coming out of her backside.
Lois and Clark
Lois and Clark (1993) was, in my opinion, one of the better series produced.
It Teri Hatcher to the attention of the viewing
public. Obviously there is no nudity in the series but there are some
interesting scenes. Tracy Scoggins was only in the
first series and was there to sex up the show with her outfits.
Episode 1 Pilot - upskirt by Teri
and glamour by Tracy
Episode 4 I'm looking through you - glamour by Tracy
Episode 6 I've got a crush on you - upskirt by Teri
Episode 9 The man of steel bars - glamour by Tracy
Episode 10 Pheromone, my lovely - glamour by Tracy
Teri
and
Morgan Fairchild
Episode 11 Honeymoon in Metropolis - glamour by Tracy
and Teri
Episode 14 Illusions of grandeur - glamour by Tracy
and Teri
Episode 16 Foundling - glamour by Tracy
