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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Blue Jeans
(1975)
Blue Jeans is an Italian comedy with Gloria Guida. She is a 'tute and
is arrested with a john in a car. When the police discover she is only 18, they
make her mother's first husband take custody of her unless and until he can
prove that she is not his daughter. She is happy with the relationship because
she is living in a castle which "daddy" is restoring, but dad's girlfriend,
Annie Carol Edel, is less than thrilled. As Guida and Daddy get closer, Edel
leaves. Then Guida's pimp arrives, and comes up with a plot to murder daddy and
take all his money, but by this time Guida and daddy have a genuine affection
for each other.
I viewed a German release titled Teenager Lieben Heiss. It gives a choice of
German or Spanish audio, both with optional English subtitles. The translation
is often laughably bad, such as when daddy plays "The Moonshine Sonata" on
the piano. The video has many flaws, but is watchable. There are only six IMDb
votes for this obscure film and the one comment opines that Gloria Guida is the
only reason to watch this, but maybe that is enough. I agree.
It is available from RLDVDs.com in a Region 2 PAL. (Click on the pic for
info.)
Gloria Guida shows everything. Annie Carol Edel shows breasts, as does an
unidentified actress who plays their maid.
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Another double feature day.
Knocked Up
Knocked Up is a funny movie, but offers slim
pickings in the nudity department.
A topless Emersen Riley has a little problem with how to shake hands.
Nautica Thorn topless doing a lap dance.
Stormy Daniels and her Robo-Hooters doing the lap dance thing.
  
Stormy & Nautica taking care of two customers. Never did see Nautica's face.
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Notes and collages
The Silencers
Part 3 of 6
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Film clips from Halloween Night:
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Kirsten Imrie, "UK Celebrity" - Part 1 of 3
So I capped this disk called UK Celebrity: Kirsten Imrie a long time ago and thought it might be nice to send in the clips. Uh, now a truth in advertising warning is not a bad idea. Ms. Imrie is not a UK celebrity in the same sense that Her Highness Queen Lizzie is. Or even in the same sense that, oh shall we say the Beckhams are. Ms. Imrie gets nekkid. A lot. And with hooties like the ones she sports, who can blame the gal? But I digress. Her are the caps and the clips with matching numbers and all.
(In part three there will be no matching cap for clip 8. My bad.)
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
Hillary Clinton is finding her veracity under fire by unspinnable Iowans.
Diner waitress Anita Esterday said she thinks people are "really nuts" for
focusing on this, but she still says she wasn't tipped by Hillary as her
campaign claims. She says a Hillary aide came to the diner and insisted they
left a $100 tip on a Visa card. She told the woman the diner doesn't accept
tips on credit cards. The aide then insisted, "We left a $100 bill." Esterday
said the waitresses have worked there for up to 35 years, they don't steal or
lie, and nobody saw a $100 bill. She said the aide just kept repeating, "We
left a $100 bill."
* So Hillary's new campaign strategy is to employ Jedi
mind tricks.
* It must be true because she said it with the same
absolute certainty that she used when she claimed it was on the Visa card 20
seconds earlier.
First, Hollywood writers went on strike, and over the weekend, New York
stagehands went on strike, shutting down most Broadway shows. The union accuses
managers of slashing wages and refusing to share profits. Managers say Broadway
stagehands aren't "little guys," that their annual salary and benefits run from
$150,000 to $200,000.
* Ironically, the stagehands are the only people
in New York who can afford to see a Broadway show.
The Daily Sport tabloid claims that a Romanian "trainee monk" got drunk at a
party, had sex with a woman who may or may not have been a nun, and woke up
alone and in pain to find a candle stuck up
his penis.
* Yep, she was a nun, all right
* He definitely needs more training.
* That'll teach him to be more careful about where he
dips his wick.
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