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When it comes to advanced lesbotronic techniques,
there's no broad like an old broad. Here's Kelly McGillis (three
.avis zipped together), weathered but still attractive, getting it
on with Susie Porter in The Monkey's Mask. My summary of the
movie: "Good sex, good production
values, bad mystery, bad poetry." (Movie
House Review) There was lots more nudity in this film. The
rest of the scenes will be in tomorrow's page.
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Here's a
zipped .avi
of Mischa Barton's sorta kinda topless but not really scene in The
OH in Ohio.
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The L-Word - Rosanna Arquette and
Katherine Moenning lovin' it up in high definition. (Zipped
.avi). The visual quality is not as good as we normally see in
HDTV, (see below) but it's still big and bold.
OTHER CRAP:
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The blog of John Hodgman, the Daily Show's
"resident expert"
What's That Smell?
- "Actually, the Republicans should be
grateful for their lying, thieving scum.
It distracts the public from the things
the Republicans have done that are
honestly bad. Our postwar policy is
creating Weimar Iraq. And when the
Islamofascist Beer Hall Putsch comes there
won't even be beer."
- "Republican federal budgets have shown
less self-restraint than Mark Foley's
instant messaging."
P.J. O'Rourke weighs in on Gunter Grass,
socialist ... er ... NATIONAL socialist
The first electronic voting controversy
- Candidate gets no votes - even though
he can name nine people who voted for him
- including himself! This was an election
with 36 voters. If the machines can't keep
track of that ...
Pelosi Vows to Return Bush's Balls by Early
'09 ... Reassures President in Oval
Office Meeting
Weekend Box Office Results for November
10–12, 2006
- Borat handily won the weekend.
- The two carry-over kiddie films did
exceptionally well, dropping only 11-13%.
They did so well that Will Ferrell's
movie, although coming in exactly on the
prediction, finished 4th instead of its
predicted 2nd.
- The loser of the week was the Russell
Crowe/Ridley Scott film, which proved to
have no audience at all, grossing only
about $4 million for the weekend (less
than half of expectations), and pulling in
the least per theater among the new films.
- The Departed hung in there again,
beating 3 of the 4 new films!
- For the third consecutive week, the
top twelve group finished with a total
almost identical to the equivalent group
in 2005.
GOP SUES DIEBOLD FOR FAILING TO FIX MIDTERM
ELECTIONS
College Football 2006 Scoreboard
- A crazy day. The Big Two won easily to
set up their mano-a-mano showdown next
week, but numbers 3, 4, and 5 all lost,
demonstrating again the massive gap
between #2 and #3.
- #3 Louisville lost to Rutgers in the
final sign that the Scarlet Knights are
ready for prime time. Rutgers allowed 25
in the first half, then kept their
composure and shut Louisville out in the
second half for a comeback win. The #4
Longhorns allowed 45 to shatter their
minimal hopes for a repeat title.
5th-ranked Auburn was absolutely crushed
by unranked Georgia.
"SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega
divorce payout because she did it again and
again and again...on a HONEYMOON sex video.
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- That Federline is a real piece of
work, isn't he?
Similar to the other site that tries to find
the most beautiful pics, except this one
tries to find the funniest.
The poster at YouTube called this "My
Master's Thesis Animation." Beautiful
little 3d cartoon!
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Movie Reviews:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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Christina (1985)
Christina, or "Christina y la reconversión sexual," is a Spanish sex farce
intended to be the first of a long series. It is supposedly based on a series
of books about the adventures of an American heiress who lived the jet-set
life and was a world-class sexual athlete.
The plot line is simple. She is kidnapped for ransom by horny lesbians. She
is then kidnapped from the lesbians by a horny smuggler, but she escapes his
clutches in the company of a horny young musician. Of course she must get
naked with all of them. Much of the story is told in voice-over so as not to
let the plot progression interfere with the nudity.
This film evidently received heavy play on the Playboy Channel, but it
doesn't have a good story and is not well-made, so it was rare on home video
until this new DVD release. The transfer leaves much to be desired. Many of
the scenes are backlit or too dark, focus is often bad, there is serious color
shift in some of the footage, and the images are very grainy.
Bad film; bad transfer. Jewel Shepard fans might want this DVD, but
the rest should view it at your own peril.
The good news is that there was never a sequel, despite the promise of one
at the end of the film
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IMDb readers say 4.8.
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Kind of a "Hankster Grab Bag" today.
First we have more caps of sexy Jessica Simpson" in "The Dukes of Hazard,"
which Scoop discovered last week had a little more exposure than anyone had
noticed before.
Then the Time Machine travels back to 1977 for caps of B-movie babe Phyliss
Davis showing some partial exposure of her very impressive boobs in "The
Choirboys".
  
Next we fast forward to 1990 for Phyliss in "Guns" as a "Babe in Bondage"
being terrorized by Erik Estrada. No nudity, but still looking sexy. A cap and a
zipped .wmv clip.
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Dann reports on:
Shadowboxer
This crime/thriller from 2005 is filled with anti-heroes; no good guys
here. It's also a very good and quite different storyline that, along with
a good cast, make for a really entertaining movie. What it is not is a
movie about boxing.
Rose is an aging contract killer, and Rose has cancer. Rose also has a
younger partner, Mikey, who is both her stepson and her lover. They are
hired to kill Vickie, the girlfriend of a mob boss who caught her
cheating. Things go well until just before pulling the trigger, Rose
realizes Vickie is pregnant. Just then, Vickie's water breaks, and Rose
makes Mikey help with the delivery. They take mother and newborn to
safety.
The child grows as he and his mother stay under Rose and Mikey's care.
Rose eventually dies, but at her request, Mikey continues to protect the
mother and son. After several years, the boss discovers the whereabouts of
the wife, and Mikey finds himself on the wrong end of a contract.
There are some nice twisty ironies that I didn't disclose, and this
well-done drama is definitely worth a watch.
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Notes and collages
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Jennifer Connelly in The Hot Spot
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...I am well aware that everyone and their uncle has capped this scene so why
would I bother? ...well, because I had a decent clip to work from and it was a
personal challenge for me to clone out the other woman and blend all the imagery
together....
Ms. Connelly is so very pretty: I recommend the adventure film "The Rocketeer;"
no nudity yet she looks spectacular in 1930's period dress....and I recommend
the fantasy film "Labyrinth;" again no nudity yet a fun Jim Henson production
film with David Bowie as "the Goblin King."
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Jennifer Connelly in The House of Sand and Fog |
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...there's just something pleasant about watching a woman change her shirt,
particularly this woman...
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Jennifer Connelly in Mulholland Falls
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...Now this is a good modern noir detective film based on a series of novels:
I recommend it...
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