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This
month marks the 20th
anniversary of Uncle
Scoopy's Fun House.
TV Recap
A brief
sepia-tint flash from Emily Kinney
in The
Knick
(s2e5)
A
1080hd version of the
nudity in the most
recent American
Horror Story
(s5e6): Helena
Mattsson naked
from behind (plus Lady
Gaga in a thong).
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"Strike
Back"
(season
four in 1080hd)
Johnny's
comments:
More
from Strike Back, that
British action
series/sleazefest and
there's no going back now,
just continue what you do
best. This series seems to
have upped the ludicrous
gunplay in the middle of
city streets without
anyone noticing, probably
helped by the scene moving
from 'yeah, this happens
all the time' Africa to
Europe. And don't forget a
neverending bunch of
incompetent soldiers who
are just routinely
slaughtered as our heroes
'save the day/fuck up
royally (what's the
difference?)' again. No
real overarching villain
in this series although
the so-called main villain
flipped sides so many
times, it's hard to know
if he was the bad guy in
the end. This series has
actors like Martin Clunes
and Dougray Scott turn up
to cause havoc for a
couple of episodes. And
that Irish terrorist plot
in the middle of a Muslim
terrorist plot surely only
happened for the lesbian
sex scene because it was
ridiculous otherwise. I
think I say this after
every series, well except
that completely different
first series, but Strike
Back is terrible, but
highly watchable with lots
of violence and T&A
(kudos for Michelle Lukes
getting naked) to stop
anyone from having to
think about many stupid
things that seem to
happen.
Scoop's
comments:
I
don't disagree with
anything Johnny said,
but I always looked
forward to this series
each week. The action
scenes are beautifully
and tautly directed;
there are some plot
surprises; the
characterization goes
beneath the
superficial; there's
usually a cliffhanger
ending; and there is
plenty of eye candy.
Having noted that, let
me confirm that the
situations the two
soldiers find
themselves in are
almost always
implausible, and seem
to follow the same
formula every week.
They are usually
trapped someplace
where they cannot
possibly escape: the
basement of a bank, a
rooftop in a hostile
city, that sort of
thing. They are
usually outnumbered by
some outrageous ratio,
and all of their
enemies are armed at
least as well as they
are. Despite those
insurmountable odds,
they inevitably
escape, not through
guile or planning, but
simply by shooting
their way out and
running to an escape
vehicle which arrives
in the nick of time.
Another absurd element
that Johnny failed to
mention is that they
have surveillance
techniques far beyond
anything that really
exists, so their
overlords at HQ always
seem to know precisely
where everybody in the
world is in real time.
Yeah, it's silly ...
but mesmerizing.
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