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Monday
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Silliness:
New Paula Jones stamp.
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Silliness:
Harry Lime sent this in. This woman has
more hair between her legs than the
average St Bernard. Harry asked if
anybody can identify her.
Last Tango
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From Johnny
Web: Last Tango in Paris. Not really a
sexy movie, and kinda slow, but a
spectacular performance by Brando, one of
the greatest and most depressing ever put
on film in English. (I don't know about
the French part ... he speaks French
through about half the movie). It's not
really about his relationship with Maria
Schneider, but about his grief over his
wife's suicide. The scene between Brando
and his wife's dead body will reduce you
to tears. Anyway, here's #1 of Maria
Schneider, whose mammoth chest provided
the haven within which he sought
temporary shelter from his despair. This
is a collage
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From Johnny
Web: The bathroom/shaving sequence .
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From Johnny
Web: The Scene where he bathes her .
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From SE7EN,
the same scene as above. Looks like the
above version is from the widescreen
version, and this one from the standard.
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From Johnny
Web: Extreme close-up, as Wayne and Garth
would say.
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From Johnny
Web: Extreme close-up.
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Movie
Madness with Johnny Web
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From the
sublime to the ridiculous. From Johnny
Web: The shower scene from that
sensitive, somber, intellectual
masterpiece, "The Seventh
Seal". Oh, sorry, these are from
"Porky's". I always get those
two confused. No shower scene in
"The Seventh Seal". Death
doesn't look that good naked.
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From Johnny
Web: Kaki Hunter in the shower in
"Porky's". Hope she invested
wisely. She was the female lead, but the
Porky's flicks were the death-knell to
her already wounded career. Porky's
Revenge was the last movie she made, and
no other sign of her since 1985.
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From Johnny
Web: Kaki Hunter enlargement.
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From Johnny
Web: Kim Cattrall ... the frame with her
pubes exposed. Thank heaven for DVD.
...and little girls ... and 7-Eleven. Now
that I think aboiut it, those are the
only three things you need in life. (By
little girls I mean legal young women, of
course, and not by Alabama standards,
either)
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From Johnny
Web: Kim Cattrall buns.
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From Johnny
Web: a young Sally Kirkland in
"Fandango". Maybe. A scan, not
a vidcap.
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From Johnny
Web: A scan, not a vidcap. Identified by
the source as Katarina Thalbach in
"the Tin Drum"
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From Johnny
Web: A scan, not a vidcap. Another
alleged Thalbach in "Tin Drum".
Great picture of her, wherever it
originates.
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From Johnny
Web: this scan is said to be Thalbach in
"Domino"
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From Johnny
Web: this scan is said to be Helena
Bonham Carter in "La Maschera".
Boy, whoda thunk she'd get naked. Next
you're gonna tell me Greta Scacchi,
Rosanna Arquette, and Sonia Braga have
done nude scenes.
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Movie
Madness with Helcrom
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From Helcrom:
what can I say? He's seen the worst live
actor movies ever made, but he's a bad
movie junkie, so his unrelenting quest
for a fix, for even wilder kicks and
higher highs has taken him to naked
cartoons. This one is Fatal Fury
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From Helcrom:
This one is Ghost in the Shell
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From Helcrom:
This one is Ninja Scroll
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From Helcrom:
This one is Voltage Fighters
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From Helcrom:
This one is Wicked City
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Helcrom has
his own site. I don't think there are any
more cartoons, but he has tons of other
material from movies struggling to make
the "B" list. Many of them have
"bikini", "car wash",
or "drive-in" in the title.
With his wide-ranging eclectic tastes, he
also has caps from some very serious
movies like "Last Temptation of
Christ". Free. Click here.
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Movie
Madness with A.P.
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AP seems to
have spent some serious time on The
Devil's Camp for Lost Women. Maybe I
could get me one of those kinda camps. I
wonder if Satan would consider selling
it. Pretty thoughtful and un-Satanlike of
him to be thinking about those lost
women. I don't remember seeing him on
that homeless fundraiser with Whoopi and
Billy Crystal. Here's Brigitte Stein
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The Devil's
Camp for Lost Women. Brigitte Stein
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The Devil's
Camp for Lost Women. Brigitte Stein
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The Devil's
Camp for Lost Women. Barbara Rey
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The Devil's
Camp for Lost Women. Patricia Adriani
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The Devil's
Camp for Lost Women. Patricia Adriani
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The Devil's
Camp for Lost Women. Patricia Adriani.
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Movie Madness
with Starnet
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Beautiful
work from Kruger. Joan Severance in
"See No Evil ..."
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From Kruger.
Elizabeth Daily in "Valley
Girl". Like, gnarly to the ultimo.
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From Kruger.
Jill Shoelen in "The
Stepfather".
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From Kruger.
Ele Keats in "Lipstick Camera".
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From Kruger.
Sarita Choudhury in "Mississippi
Masala".
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From Kruger.
Talisa Soto in "Don Juan
DeMarco".
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From
Elliffen. Charlotte Rampling. I think
this one is from "Little Fauss and
Big Halsey", but I have't been able
to find a print of that movie. RDO also
came up empty on that search.
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Movie
Madness with RDO
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R. Daneel
Olivaw is the internet's resident
celebrity nudity research department. He
comes up with some rare finds. Here's
Sheryl Lee in "Bliss".
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RDO. Sheryl
Lee in "Bliss".
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RDO. Sheryl
Lee in "Bliss".
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Movie
Madness From Charlie
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Charlie is
the king of French Cinema Nudity. Some
nice additions this week. Sophie Marceau
in "Beyond the Clouds"
(Par-delà les nuages).
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Charlie.
Clotilde Coureau in "Marthe".
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Charlie.
Clotilde Coureau in "Marthe".
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Charlie.
Florence Pernel in last year's
"Violetta".
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Charlie.
Pauline Laffont in "Le
pactole".
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Charlie.
Pauline Laffont in "Le
pactole".
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Movie
Madness From Flurk
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Flurk. Mylene
Farmer in "Ainsi soit je"
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Flurk. Mylene
farmer in "Libertine II"
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Flurk. Pamela
Gidley in "Freefall"
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Flurk. Patsy
Kensit in "Bitter Harvest"
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Flurk.
Jennifer Rubin in "Bitter
Harvest"
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Flurk. Winona
in "Dracula". I don't think
there's anything to see, but damned if I
can tell in that lighting.
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More Movie
Madness
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From
Slartibartfast. Christiane Paul in
"Workaholic"
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From ??? (I
can't read his font). Marcia Cross in
"Female Perversions"
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From Don
Juan. Leslie Easterbrook in "Police
Academy 4" and "Private
Resort"
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From Exeter.
Enlargement of Jennifer Lopez in
"U-turn"
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From Rookie.
Enlargement of Angelina Jolie in
"Foxfire"
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From Swain.
Katherine Ross in "Le Hasard et la
Violence". I wonder why she never
became a bigger star. Had a monstrous
career start in "The Graduate"
and "Butch Cassidy", then
faded. You wanna feel old? She'll be 57
in January.
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From CHUD.
The ubiquitous Madonna in "Body of
Evidence"
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From R?ddler.
Lea Thompson in "All the Right
Moves"
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From Hugo.
Enlargement of Natasha Henstridge in
"Species 2"
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From MacHero.
Jennifer Nitsch in "Schock"
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From ScanMan.
Teri Polo in "Quick"
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From ScanMan.
Teri Polo in "Quick"
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Jumbo B&W
still of Marina Sirtis in "The
Wicked Lady"
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Sunday's Stuff |
You might
be from the Southern U.S. if
- The
Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has
more teeth than your spouse.
- You let
your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at
the dinner table in front of her kids.
- You've
been married three times and still have
the same in-laws.
- You
think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
- You
wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean.
- Anyone
in your family ever died right after
saying, "Hey, y'all watch
this!"
- Your
wife's hairdo was once ruined by a
ceiling fan.
- You go
to your family reunion looking for a
date.
- Your
Junior Prom had a Daycare.
- You
think the last words to The Star Spangled
Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your
engines."
- You had
to remove a toothpick for your wedding
pictures.
- You
need one more hole punched in your card
to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
- You
dated one of your parents' current
spouses in high school.
- Your
school fight song is "Dueling
Banjos."
Paparazzi
From Johnny Web
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A little
change this week. Save the movies until
tomorrow, and look at the posed and
candid shots today. First up, Minnie
Driver with her entire right breast
hanging out of her gown, and quite a
large one it is.
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Frances
Fisher, the money-grubbing mom in
"Titanic", and Lucy in the
"Lucy and Desi" movie, seen
here with her entire left breast having
escaped from her dress.
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Celine Dion
at the 1993 Grammy Awards, wearing a lace
dress with nothing beneath except string
bikini panties.
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Sharon Stone,
wearing nothing beneath her gown except
another kind of string. Hey, Sharon,
you're a big star now, you can afford
some underpants. Boy, did the tampon
manufacturers miss their chance on this
one. Imagine Sharon doing the TV ads.
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Here are two
new-to-me angles of Uma Thurman's famous
nude romp. This one is especially
embarrassing.
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#2 of the
new-to-me angles of Uma Thurman's famous
surf romp.
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I've seen
this one before, but more of Uma
Thurman's famous surf romp.
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This picture
of Cher is alleged to be 25 years old,
but I've never seen it before. It is
supposed to be right after her first of
several boob jobs.
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Rosie Perez
slipping out of her dress. Thank heaven
for dark aureole.
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Rosie in a
semi-transparent t-shirt. This girl has,
as they say in the vernacular, a great
rack.
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Rosie's
lovely figure exposed by paparazzi
flashbulbs.
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in the same
theme, Whitney Houston exposed by
paparazzi flashbulbs. This one is not
from Johnny Web, and has been around
forever.
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Fergie
upskirt, caught in New York, published in
Germany, showing les dessous de la
royaute, English Queen not amused. Fergie
looks terrific.
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Most of the
above from Celebrity Sleuth. He has a new
free gallery posted of issue 11,9, none
of which are in this collection,
including a pretty hot (albeit clothed)
Mira Sorvino pic. This is my favorite
magazine, and I never miss an issue. If
you love the Fun House, you will love it.
It is amusing, literate, informative,
advertising-free, and digs up plenty of
new stuff every month. I've purchased
most of his back issues from used book
stores, but he'll sell you direct mint
copies if you pony up.
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Posing as
normal people
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The old
picture of Cameron Diaz emerging topless
from the water, blown up almost lifesize
by a guy named "Huge"
(appropriately enough)
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How good can
a woman look at 48? Pretty darned good,
if this picture of Sally Kirkland is any
indication.
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Sybille
Rauch, from AP.
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Jenny Elvers
from MacHero.
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pop singers 4
Unique. From AP.
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Speaking of
odd. Cloris Leachman posed stark naked at
age 70 to demonstrate the benefits of a
vegetarian lifestyle. OK, it is
impressive for a 70 year old woman, but
she is 70 and it is Leachman. (Phyllis,
the next door neighbor from the old MTM
show).
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Cloris
Leachman #2. This one even has her
ancient pubes.
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Here is
Charmaine Sinclair. She is a British
adult film performer who had an admitted
relationship with Bobby DeNiro, and a
rumored one with Jack Nicholson.
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Charmaine
Sinclair.
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Charmaine
Sinclair.
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Dutch singer,
Esther Oosterbeek.
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Esther
Oosterbeek. Both scans by Freakie 2
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From Magicman |
Fresh from
the newsstand, more scans from Maxim. We
did run a few of these images about a
week ago, but I really like what Magicman
has done with them. He made an already
fantastic image of Claire Forlani even
better!
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Claire
Forlani #2. I believe this is a new one
for the Fun House.
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Maria Bello,
of "E.R." fame, in some very
tight, and sexy leather pants! Sorry,
guys, that's one of my weaknesses. Few
women can really fill leather pants the
right way. So far, it looks like Maria is
doing just fine!
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Last but not
least from Magic, the very lovely Vivica
A. Fox. On a side note, I know a few of
our viewers are in showbiz, so maybe you
can help...Would somebody please tell HBO
to stop showing "Booty Call"!
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The
Anonymous Guy
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First, two
huge scans of Valerie Lehman.
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Next up, is
"International" minor league
celeb, Roberta Weiss. Roberta has a very
diverse filmography, including a few
American TV shows, some Canadian movies,
even a French movie called "Comment
faire l'amour avec un nègre sans se
fatiguer" (that translates to
"How to Make Love to a Negro Without
Getting Tired"). But in my book, her
greatest achievement is co-staring in a
flick with Grizzly Adams (aka Dan
Haggerty). Thanks to Don Juan for these
caps from an episode of "The
Hitchhiker".
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Kudos to The
Anonymous for this little gallery! These
next few 'caps of Jill Whitlow feature
scenes of Jill from almost every movie
she's ever made! Only three are missing!
Pretty good job. The nudity is limited,
but I see this as more of a visual
filmography. First, here are 'caps from
1987's "Adventures Beyond
Belief".
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Next, here's
Jill looking very cute in her first
movie, the comedy classic,
"Porky's".
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From 1986,
here's Jill showing off some of the
goodies in the movie "Night of the
Creeps".
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Fully clothed
in these 'caps, this is Jill in 1987's
"Hollywood-Monster", AKA
"Ghost Chase".
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Finally,
here's Jill Whitlow from her last
credited role in 1988's "Twice
Dead". For those of you who have
never heard of her, that's OK, neither
have I. However, I know most of the Fun
House fans have seen
her! Remember a little 80's classic
called "Weird Science"? She
played Susan, the perfume girl!
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Graphic
Response
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Recently,
Graphic focused his attention, and
brought back a few of his usual, amazing
tribute collages saluting performances in
the Robert Altman movie "Short
Cuts". No to worry! None of these
show Huey Lewis' full frontal scene!
First up, here's Frances McDormand.
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Next up,
here's Julianne Moore, sans pants.
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Here we have
the poor man's Daryl Hannah, Lori Singer.
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Finally from
"Short Cuts", here's Madeleine
Stowe.
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Bonus
Madeleine Stowe 'Caps! From the movie
"Tropical Snow". If you're a
Stowe fan, than you may have seen a ton
of 'caps form this movie in the
Encyclopedia. Personally, I think this
collage is best I've seen from the movie.
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Fun House
Variety
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For the
really twisted folks, here's a clear, and
magnified upskirt shot of sweat shop
overlord, Kathy Lee Gifford.
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From Elliffen
Graphix, here's Kim Cattrall in a love
scene from the movie
"Masquerade".
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Next, here
are two of Francesca Neri from the movie
"Live Flesh". Sorry about the
subtitles in this one.
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From Don Bun,
one more look at Francesca Neri from
"Live Flesh".
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Finally
today, I guess this is very timely, since
either part one, or part two have been on
cable about every 10 minutes this month,
here's Tia Carrere from "Wayne's
World".
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Cool Places
To Go! |
My new choice
as the best web site ever. The Captain
James T Kirk singalong page. In 1968,
Shatner recorded an album, and this site
has realaudio clips. You will tell all
your friends. I recommend listening to
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds and Mr.
Tambourine Man. This is bizarre beyond
imagining. The clip from Hamlet is also a
classic. Requires RealAudio, but a
must-visit. The site will even sell you
the album
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