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Ghost
Bride
(2013)
Johnny's
comments:
Ghost
Bride is a supernatural
thriller about Jason
(Yoson An) whose mother is
dying and she wants him to
meet a Chinese mystic
Madam Yin, who will help
him find his wife. Jason
is reluctant as he has a
girlfriend Skye (Rebekah
Palmer) and he is very
happy with her, but he
decides to go through with
the ceremony. He is
introduced to May-Ling,
but does not continue a
relationship with her,
preferring to ask Skye for
her hand in marriage,
which she accepts. There's
just one thing, May-Ling
is a ghost and a vengeful
one at that and she will
have Jason, no matter
what.
Fairly stock standard
stuff, bordering on poor
with some stiff leads, but
saved from being
completely rubbish by a
pretty decent third act
twist that finally brings
something interesting to
the tale. Otherwise, not
really worth it.
Rebekah
Palmer film
clip (collage below)
Gutshot
Straight
(2014)
Johnny's
comments:
Gutshot
Straight is a thriller
about a degenerate
gambler Jack (George
Eads) who is near rock
bottom when he meets
Duffy (Stephen Lang)
at a casino and offers
him a job. With some
reluctance, Jack
accepts the offer and
meets Duffy at a strip
club where after a
night of debauchery,
they go back to
Duffy's mansion and he
offers Jack $10,000 to
have sex with the girl
living at the house,
May (AnnaLynne
McCord). Duffy'll
double it if he can
watch, which Jack does
not like and after
Duffy gives him a
beating, he wakes up,
sees May in a hot tub
and has his way with
her, only for Duffy to
come back and offer
the money again. Jack
and Duffy tussle which
ends with Duffy
accidentally dying.
With the help of May,
they cover it up, but
the next day, Jack
remembers that he left
his wallet at the
house, so he goes back
to get it and is met
by Lewis (Ted Levine),
who's very interested
in Jack even though
he's never met him.
Lewis takes a special
interest in Jack and
it seems he just can't
escape Duffy, even in
death.
Bizarre little noir
thriller that has two
bizarre characters in
Duffy and Lewis who
are the best things
about this movie
because Jack is pretty
unlikeable. Also has
cameos from Steven
Seagal and Vinnie
Jones, who are barely
in the movie and
Steven Seagal is near
unwatchable nowadays
anyway, particularly
with that hair, I
don't know what's
going on there.
Interesting characters
in Duffy and Lewis,
but nothing special
otherwise.
AnnaLynne
McCord collages
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