Clinton says "ONE wish. I thought genies gave three". Genie replies, "nope ... used to, but you know, downsizing, inflation, cost control consultants, union organizers ... we had to cut back to one".

Clinton thinks about it, says "OK, I think the one thing that could save my place in history, and turn me from a bad joke to a distinguished statesman is permanent peace in the Middle East".

Genie says, "Let's work on it", and teleports them to the CIA intelligence files, where the genie starts reading up on the history of the region. After a few hours of absorbing everything ever written on the topic, the genie is bent over a map of the Middle East, and he shakes his head and crumbles the map up in anger.

"I can't do it, he says. I'm only a genie, I'm not God. This is something that can never be settled. It is too big a wish. Some things are beyond my power. Take your fucking map, and make another wish".

So Clinton thinks again, and he says, "I wish that after I retire from public office, that Hillary could continue in the public spotlight, that everyone could love and respect her, not just as a great first lady, but as a great American".

Genie thinks about it for a minute or two, and says "lemme see that fucking map again"

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12)

Here I am again, very soon for my standards I must add, but I think you probably will be interested in these collages.

I noticed there are a lot of pictures of former Bond girl and current Gérard Depardieu love interest Carole Bouquet in your encyclopedia, but none of them have her full frontal.

Here are 2 full frontal collages of her in the 1981 German movie "Tag der Idioten" (#1, #2). In this film Carole isn't happy with the world and thinks she will be better of in a mental asylum. Therefore she starts to act weird and eventually she ends up where she wanted to be. But look what happens further in this asylum. Uncle, are you sitting in a stable and firm chair? Are you ready for some sordid pictures? Yes? Then have a look at the Tamara Kafka file. And before you have a go at me don't forget that this film obtained the 1982 Bundesfilmpreis! Is this fit for the Fun House? It seemed fit for German TV! This was aired last night at around half past midnight. They could have warned me for this at least. I went to sleep after this scene and had terrible nightmares with ugly, naked and crazy women peeing on me and I couldn't flee because Depardieu was holding me.

One more thing. On this whole issue of Eva Cobo vs Tina Sportolaro, here is an article about Sportolaro that sheds some light on the topic.