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TV Recap
Christina
Curry in Welkom
bij de Kamara's,
s1e3, in 1080p
This
is a Dutch reality show
in which B-list celebs
are placed into
primitive indigenous
tribes. Or so they
think. As it turns out,
however, the "tribe"
consists of actors.
Christina doesn't seem
like the type who will
really be bothered by
that revelation.
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* Yellow
asterisk:
funny (maybe).
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*
White
asterisk:
expanded
format.
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* Blue
asterisk: not
mine.
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No
asterisk: it
probably
sucks.
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"Californication"
(season
four)
Camilla
Luddington collages
Storm
Warning
2007
Johnny's comments:
Storm
Warning is a 2007
thriller where city
couple Rob (Robert
Taylor) and his
French wife Pia
(Nadia Farès) go on
a boating holiday
but get caught up in
a storm and have to
abandon the boat.
After a while, they
find an empty house
that just happens to
be a place where
someone seems to be
growing dope. When
the occupants of the
house return, Rob
and Pia are greeted
by a couple of
hillbillies Jimmy
(David Lyons) and
Brett (Mathew
Wilkinson), who
treat their visitors
in the typical
hillbilly way. It
becomes clear that
Rob and Pia are not
wanted, even moreso
when Rob's leg is
broken. Pia must
find a way to get
out of this
hellhole, but not
without a visit to
the hillbilly's
father Poppy (John
Brumpton), who
hasn't had a classy
woman before...
Simple and
surprisingly
effective little
thriller that feels
similar to Long
Weekend, which
funnily enough, the
remake of which was
made the next year
by the same team as
this movie. Nadia
Farès is very good
as the city artist
who must do what she
can to escape this
madness while David
Lyons revels in
playing a backwater
hick. And there's
one scene involving
a beer bottle and a
steel trap that may
make you think twice
of taking advantage
of a woman...
Nadia
Fares
film clip (collage
below)

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