The L Word Episodes 3 and 4 (2004) moving hardly along with the carpet muncher soap, a tennis pro still in the closet has a thing for a soup chef at the club, Katherine Moennig is being stalked by a jilted lover, Mia Kirshner is having trouble admitting that she is gay, or at least bi, and stuck on Karina Lombard, and Jennifer Beals and Laurel Holloman are still trying to get pregnant. Gaydar, or the ability to tell if someone else is gay is explored. Ho Hum.

Breasts from Kirshner, a sexy underwear shot from Moennig, and full frontal from photographers model Nahanni Arntzen round out the exposure in these two episodes. So far, the best thing I can say about them is that they are short.

Gettin' ready for the big event:

It's just about time for the big annual balloting for the Best Nude Scene of 2004.

Please review the list below to see if I have missed anything important. If I have, e-mail me here

Updates:

• Charlie's French Cinema Nudity Site is updated

Alexander (2004):

Haven't seen it, but it would be easy to review. You can even write your own. Take my review of King David and do a search/replace, and you're 90% there.

• Wherever it says Richard Gere, replace with Colin Farrell

• Wherever is says Dave, replace with Al

• Wherever it says King David, replace with Alexander the Great

• Wherever it says Alice Krige, replace with Rosario Dawson

Highlights of the result.:

"The only historical source that refers to Alexander the Great as Al."

"No good reason to see it except Rosario Dawson's nude scene."

• Rosario Dawson (crap quality, but better than zero, which is what we had yesterday.)

Other Crap:

• Jessica Alba Fanpage - just about everything there is to know about Jessica
• Monday, November 29, 2004 at 10:00am, the U.S. Supreme Court will Hear this landmark Medical Cannabis Case involving the federal government's persecution of severely ill patients, legally authorized growers, and various caregivers.
• Another Stonehenge Found in Russia?
• How tall are you compared to famous people of today and yesterday?
• Names of Animals: what do you call the male, female, babies, and groups?
• Follow the Cheese - UPDATE - The Miami Herald writer has now officially taken possession of the Sacred Cheese Sandwich.
• Say WHAT? A Paris court has ruled that director Jean-Pierre Jeunet's A Very Long Engagement is really a Hollywood movie, and therefore not sufficiently French to qualify for public subsidies. The producer's response says it all: "This film, which tells a French story, adapted from a French novel, filmed entirely in France, in French, with the participation of more than 2,000 French people, over thirty French actors and actresses and about 500 French technicians for 18 months, is suddenly no longer considered a French film!"
• Top ten signs you had a lame Thanksgiving.
• Jessica Biel, part 2. Many pics from Blade: Trinity.
• Biel , Part 1. First pic of Jessica Biel in Stealth, with a link to an interview.
• A Miami Herald reporter will take the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese on a cross-country trip to its new home in Vegas. If you want to follow the daily progress of the sacred pilgrimage, you may read Jim's blog here, at "Follow the Cheese".
• I know why we should be thankful - Charlize Theron doesn't believe in anti-nudity clauses. Here's Charlize nekkid in Head in the Clouds, her figure fully recovered from the big weight gain for Monster.
• Another one of those "private show for my boyfriend" tapes finds its way to the internet. Well, supposedly. Does it matter? Just enjoy the show.
• Music Videos: Nine Inch Nails: Closer (Director's Cut) "A creepy-cool classic gets even creepier as this director's cut reinserts, so to speak, everything MTV couldn't handle: nudity, profanity, profundity. Trent Reznor is mesmerizing as the rotating slaughterhouse beefcake--and the crucified monkey and naked nymphet are equally gripping."
• Four free short sample vids from Playboy Plus!  
• Playmate Gallery - Stacy Sanchez, PMOY 1996 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
• First pictures of Charlize Theron as Aeon Flux.
• The trailer for Because of Winn-Dixie : "Based on the perennial best seller, a lonely young girl adopts an orphaned dog, Winn-Dixie (so named for the supermarket where she found him), who helps her makes friends in the small Florida town. The bond between the girl and her special companion brings together the townspeople, and helps heal her own troubled relationship with her father."
• Here's the trailer for My Summer of Love. "A witty, erotic, rite of passage". The trailer is beautifully photographed and storyboarded, but the music is too loud and really awful, so you need to muck the sound if you're among people who are working or sleeping.

Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the links above, since it's sorta in real time.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words, pictures, and vids from ICMS
 

Kommt Mausi raus (1995)

Today from the Ghost...'caps and vids from the 1990 James Belushi comedy "Taking Care of Business".

• Loryn Locklin shows plenty thong views and a side breast view in 'cap #2. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
• Loryn Locklin zipped .wmv

• Barbara Hershey zipped .avi. In this clip from "The Stunt Man" (1980), Hershey shows breasts and bum while lying fully nude in bed.

• Lucy Gutteridge zipped .avi (a big clip, about 12 megs) As AAA pointed out in his email, this clip just may feature all of Gutteridge's screen nudity. It's from "The Hitchhiker", episode: "In the Name of Love". By the way, most folks will probably recognize her from the 1984 comedy classic, "Top Secret!".

INFLATABLE SPONGEBOB NEWS ROUND-UP
At Least Free His Pants! - At the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, the hit new balloon was SpongeBob SquarePants. At one point, it got wrapped around a lamppost, and as handlers struggled to free it, the crowd chanted, "Free SpongeBob! Free SpongeBob!"