I guess these pictures
aren't new. I seen 'em before, but there were
some sweet new versions in a new magazine I saw
in a dentist's office, so I decided to swipe the
magazine. I guess you think I'm some kind of
amoral for stealing from a dentist's office, but
it's OK, because I wasn't there for an
appointment. I was robbing the office at the
time, and I figured if we took all his money and
gold he really wouldn't care much if we took the
mofo'n magazine. Thank God for those Jamaican
rasta mofos. Used to be that dentists didn't keep
any gold around because everyone want white caps,
but them rasta mofos like that shiny she-it in
they mouth, so dentists got to meet the demand. Only problem with stealing a copy
of Vanity Fair, mofo stink up your hands like
white sugar perfume, and then yo' woman think you
been steppin out with a white woman. I say
"bitch, I wasn't with no ivory, I was
shootin smack with Ice Man and robbin a dentist's
office", but she say "you just sayin
that so I won't be mad". But then I show her
some gold rasta teeth and she cool.
This Janis Joplin, who sing Bobby McGee OK for a
dead white woman, but I always get fooled by this
Kris Kristofferson that wrote the song. This mofo
look like and sing like a racist cracka, and he
talk like some brain-dead banjo boy in
Deliverance, but it turn out he know a lot of big
words, and he some kinda Rhodes Scholar, and got
some kinda Warren Beatty politics. So if I strung
out, he probably find me and buy me breakfast,
but we gotta kick his ass anyway, cuz he some
cracka-lookin mofo. Man should look like what he
is.
This Patti Smith. I think she some kinda punk
rocker from the 70's or something. Photograph
taken by that Mapplethorpe cracka, that dead
white boy who take pictures of crackas peein in
each other's mouths and shit. Don't know any
brothas that like to take pictures of this shit,
but if you like to look at it, I guess it's OK.
I'll even come down 'n pee in your mouth if you
water my lawn, and if you don't make me listen to
any Patti Smith music.
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