Saturday

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

2008

I reviewed this in the November 18th edition. At that time, the clips were from a cam, but these are good quality. Silent Bob did a good job on this. One of his better movies, and no cheat on the nudity.

Porn star Katie Morgan

Lena Cheney revealing some of her undisclosed locations.

stripper montage

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Long Kiss Goodnight

1996

Scoop's note: I've always liked this easy-goin' thriller about an amnesiac, despite it's hackneyed premise. It has earned director Renny Harlin's second-highest rating at IMDb. (After Die Hard 2.) Geena Davis and Sam'l L bring a lot of energy and fun to the film.

This is one case where the Blu-Ray level of definition (1920x1080) gives us a much better look at Geena's naked body. The nudity is subtle, but very attractive. Film clip here. Sample below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This section will present Defoe's film clips to accompany Charlie's collages, which are found on his own site.

Today's clip: Amelie Glenn in Section de Recherche

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

Aubrey O'Day oblivious to the see-through effect of flashbulbs on her black blouse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Amber Smith ... Raw!

Approximately a gazillion film clips from this tribute to the latter-day Rita Hayworth lookalike.

Here is part 2 of three.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Film clips from Craig the Movie (2008) Samples
Alice Haaber
Claire Brown
Sara Louise Christiansen
unknown

 

 

 

 

 

         
   

Candid Sex

2004

Amber Newman. Collages below.

 

 
   
         

 

 

 

 

 

Moguls


Moguls (2005) is about a couple of first-time porn movie makers. Unfortunately, the nudity is very limited and is mainly some thong action. However, there are some lovely half-dressed ladies showing a lot of cleavage.

These are Glenne Headly,

Judy Greer,

Valerie Perrine,

Melinda Dahl

and Fiona Hunter.





Don King: Only in America



There are a few topless women in Don King: Only in America (1997) but they aren't identified.





The Holcroft Covenant



It is the same again in The Holcroft Covenant (1985) where a number of women are topless but are not identifiable.


 




Trixie



No real visible nudity in Trixie (2000) but Emily Watson

 and Lesley Ann Warren

are shown only partially dressed.





Deranged



No visible nudity in Deranged aka The Rose Technique (2002).

Sage Kirkpatrick is topless but lying down

 and there is a nice upskirt by Kari Wuhrer.





Whisper



Whisper (2007) is a horror film. Sarah Wayne Callies is completely naked but manages to keep everything hidden.





Missing in Action

 



Missing in Action (1984) is a Chuck Norris spectacular.

 Some unidentified bar girls are shown topless

and Lenore Kasdorf briefly flashes her nipple.


 




The Twelve Days of Christmas Eve

 


No nudity in The Twelve Days of Christmas Eve (2004), just some pokies by Stefanie von Pfetten.


 




The Cost of Living

 

The Cost of Living aka Le Coût de la Vie (2003) is a French movie.


Isild Le Besco bares her chest

Geraldine Pailhas shows some see-through nipples

 and Agathe Dronne is wearing a see-through shirt.


 



Under the Sand



Under the Sand aka Sous le sable (2000) is another French film, one with plenty of nudity.

Charlotte Rampling is topless

 and Maya Gaugler is completely naked.

 


 




Conversations with My Gardener



The final French movie is Conversations with My Gardener aka Dialogue avec mon jardinier (2007).

Alexia Barlier briefly flashes her breast.



 



Sakuran



From Japan we have Sakuran (2006). Most of the topless nudity comes from some unidentified geishas taking a bath.

 Miho Kanno shows a bit of backside

Anna Tsuchiya is topless but facing the wrong way

and Yoshino Kimura is also topless but a hand is in the way.



 



Hotel Erotica - The Hookup



This episode from the soft-core series Hotel Erotica is called The Hookup (2003).

The naked ladies are Holly Hollywood

Kaylynn

 and Jenna West.



 



Married with Children



Season 9 of Married with Children is now out on DVD and the ladies featured in it were lovely, especially Christina Applegate who was in her prime. This the first of two parts.



Episode 1 - Shoeway to Heaven

Christina Applegate - lovely


Tawny Kitaen - also lovely



Episode 2 - Driving Mr Boondy

Christina Applegate - fills out two bikinis


Nicol Nagel - a bit of cleavage



Episode 3 - Kelly Breaks Out


Christina Applegate - pokies



Episode 4 - Naughty but Niece


Christina Applegate - pokies


Juliet Tablak - pokies


Kirsten Holmquist - a whole lot of leg


Heather Paige Kent - more leg


Unknown - a couple of bikini babes



Episode 5 - Business Sucks

Christina Applegate - some leg


Unknown - a bit of leg




Episode 6 - Business Still Sucks

Christina Applegate - pokies



Episode 7 - Dial B for Virgin

Christina Applegate - looking lovely

Monica Creel - lovely



Episode 8 - Sleepless in Chicago


Christina Applegate - lovely


Juliet Tablak - very sexy




Episode 9 - No Pot to Pease In


Christina Applegate - pokies


Amber van Lent and Rochelle Swanson - sexy



Episode 10 - Dud Bowl


Christina Applegate - a lot of leg



Episode 11 - A Man for No Season


Christina Applegate - sexy



Episode 12 - I Want My Psycho Dad, Part 1

Christina Applegate - sexy



Episode 13 - I Want My Psycho Dad, Part 2

Christina Applegate - sexy

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pics

Britney Spears showed a bit of her bum at the Bambi Awards - and her buns are now worth looking at again!

 

Film Clips

A very brief underwater topless scene from Scarlett Johansson in He's Just Not That Into You. OK, it's basically a rip-off, but is Scarlett, dammit!

Kira Reed in Cheerleader Ninjas, which should never be confused with Ninja Cheerleaders, a new movie which stars Mr Sulu and Eddie the Cruiser! (So you know it's top-shelf material. How did they miss Corbin Bernsen?) Captures below.