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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Midnight Heat
(1996)
Midnight Heat (1996), also known as "Blackout" and "A.K.A" is an B-level
actioner starring the former football phenom known as The Boz, real name Brian Bosworth. The film opens as he is
leaving his job as an extremely muscle-bound but nonetheless mild-mannered bank
manager, and is hit. He awakes with memory loss. He doesn't recognize his
gorgeous wife or their palatial home, but keeps having nightmares about a darker
existence having to do with prison, white supremacist tattoos, and violence.
When his wife is killed and an attempt is made on his life, he has enough clues
to send him to L.A. There he teams up with a spunky cocktail waitress to solve
the mystery and wipe out a huge nasty gang, as only a mild-mannered bank
manager can.
The acting could have been better, and the film really could have used a lot more
nudity. The story is not bad, if a little
obvious in that I think most will guess the ending long before the credits roll.
On the other hand, the flick is rarely seen and the action is fast-paced, hence
of interest to some and an easy watch for those who are curious.
It is only
available on DVD from RLDVDs.com in a region-free fullscreen transfer.

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Notes and collages
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Deadly Skies
(2005) (TV)
Holly Eglington (Naked News) and Terri Anne Welyki (Hollow Man II) have a
topless lesbian sex scene in thisotherwise forgettable brokeback sci-fi movie.
Holly and Teri Anne |
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"The L Word" - Season 5
Carrie Colak: nipply in wet t-shirt. |
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Chelsea Hobbs: nice bikini. |
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Ulla Friis: buns in thong. |
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Caroline Cave: brassiere making out with Mia. |
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The Pedestrian
(2003)
Dull foot fetish movie but Wendy Anderson shows her buns.

"Terminal City"
(2005)
Award winning miniseries about breast cancer where Maria Del Mar finally goes topless. |
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"C.A. - Conseil d'administration"
French Canadian television series with a lot of sex and nudity.
In episode "Le trip a trois" Julie-Anne Cote plays a very naughty cheerleader.

Living Death
(2006)
No nudity but Kelsey Matherson shows what a nice rack she has while on the rack (and a nice upskirt too).

Harrison Bergeron
(1995) (TV)
Andrea Martin of SCTV fame down to her bra and
panties in this sci-fi comedy from a Vonnegut story.

Ham & Cheese
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Ellen-Ray Hennessy shows her buns during orgy. |
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Karla
No fun here, but this 2006 docu-drama provides an interesting look at
serial killer husband and wife Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka (Laura
Prepon), who in the early 1990's kidnapped, tortured, sexually molested,
and murdered several young women in Canada. As was later discovered, prior
to his marriage, Bernardo was also a serial rapist who was known as the
Scarborough Rapist.
The movie delves into the relationship of the pair, and explores
Homolka's claims that she was physically abused by her husband both before
and after their marriage, and was actually another of his victims. It also
presents the prosecution's view that she was an active and willing
participant in the murders. She got a greatly reduced sentence in exchange
for testifying against her husband.
Perhaps one of the most bizarre aspects of this case is that Homolka
participated in the death of her younger sister, who died of an overdose
after being loaded with pet tranquilizer so that Bernardo could "have a
virgin". Although the plan had only been to knock her out so that Bernardo
could have his way with her, they gave her so much that she never woke up.
This is a fascinating movie, and as tasteful as possible given the
subject. I considered it a very worthwhile look at the dark side of
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Edwige
Fenech in The Policewoman Goes to NY, yet another in the cheesy
series. Hey, who cares when you get to look at Edwige?
Jenny Agutter
in Sweet William, a rarely-seen tidbit from the Agutter
filmography. Check out a very young Sam Waterston. The clips are VHS quality.
(No DVD available, to my knowledge.)
Here are Mr. Skin's caps from that
film:
  
And here are his efforts from China 9,
Liberty 37, another obscure Agutter offering:
  
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Here's
Jaime Murray's latest topless scene on Dexter (episode 10)
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Speaking of Agutter, here's a glam look at her
clone, Michelle Trachtenberg, whose work I've liked since she was a
little kid playing the neighbor on Pete and Pete. She grew up very
nicely. (Take a look at pictures of a young Agutter, and you'll
see what I mean about the cloning.)
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Assorted
pictures of a young Heather Mills McCartney doing various naughty
things.
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
Vladimir Putin's party won an overwhelming victory in Russia, but there are
already charges of election fraud and calls for investigations. Some people
claim they were forced to vote, or ordered to vote absentee at their school or
workplace where they might lose their jobs or scholarships if they didn't vote
for Putin. Some said Putin voters were promised drawings to win TVs and
refrigerators. Some claimed that nobody at their polls was preventing people
from voting two or three times. There was even a report of someone getting a
ballot that was already filled out.
* Florida voters think that sounds incredibly
convenient.
* Putin held a vote on whether there'd be an investigation, and 114 percent of
the population voted "no."
Here's a new cure for erectile dysfunction: pomegranate juice. The juice is
higher than tea or wine in antioxidants that raise levels of
nitric oxide. That relaxes blood vessel walls, allowing more blood flow to the
penis, similar to the way Viagra works. In a UCLA study, men age 21 to 70 with
sexual problems drank a glass of pomegranate juice every day for a month, and
nearly half reported that it became easier for them to "rise to the occasion."
* Except the 70-year-olds, who had to keep rising to go
pee.
* Of course, that was the half who were using it to wash down their Viagra
pills.
Another environmental menace: bagpipes. Scots are being asked
to fund the planting of more African trees used for bagpipe wood because the
intensive harvesting is wiping them out.
* And what a tragedy it would be if the bagpipe tree went
extinct!
Siegfried & Roy quit their Las Vegas magic show in 2003 after Roy Horn was
nearly killed onstage by a tiger, but they are now hinting that they might
return. But Horn told the Vegas Review-Journal, "A good magician never lets the
cat out of the bag."
* This will help ease the chronic shortage of
overproduced magic shows in Las Vegas.
An official in Thailand accused some Parliamentary candidates of trying to buy
the votes of elderly men by passing out free Viagra.
* They were just trying to get the polls up.
Stocks of Beluga caviar are so low that the price has shot up 50 percent in the
last month, to $570 (US) an ounce, and suppliers are warning that it may rise
more or even run out by Christmas.
* Drat! Now what will I leave in the kids' stockings?
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