There's a Girl in My Soup (1970) -- Any day another Goldie Hawn movie is released on DVD is a good day for me. This is her second major film, made in the UK. Goldie plays a 19 year old liberated woman against Peter Sellers as a narcissistic middle aged lothario and TV personality. Although this is hopelessly dated, relying on the sexual revolution brought about by the pill, with very period songs and costume, and most of the jokes are not especially funny, the two stars are brilliant, especially as they play off each other. Goldie was nominated for a BAFTA for this performance.

Gabrielle Drake shows her left breast in a sex scene with Sellers. Nikola Pagett is seen in her unmentionables after her wedding, having sex with Sellers. Geraldine Sherman shows breasts and buns, after Goldie catches her in bed with Goldie's boyfriend, and douses them with a bucket of water. Goldie gets out of bed naked, walks behind a gauze curtain, then, gets a robe from the closet, back to the camera, but with no curtain in the way. We see her breasts and bush through the curtain, and great shots of her buns. I included some non nude, but sexy shots at the end.

IMDB readers have this at 4.9 of 10, which doesn't really do it justice. If you can just relax and enjoy the comic genius of Goldie Hawn, you should enjoy it. C+.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
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• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

"Cheerleader Ninjas"
This is a terrible movie, and that's good, because it's supposed to be. :-) Actually, not terrible, just so crazy, goofy, campy, outrageous, off-color, and full of weird stuff that you won't believe it, but you'll also be very busy laughing your fanny off.

In the vein of Kentucky Fried Movie, this 2002 independent production doesn't push the envelope, it tears it to shreds. It's simply totally insane. I roared throughout the whole thing.

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Today we have 'caps from the horror movie "The Wisher". The movie is about a girl who walks in her sleep and has nightmares. One day she goes to see a horror movie called "The Wisher", which is a very big hit, but no one knows why because the movie is pretty bad. Within minutes of watching it, she becomes terrified and runs out of the theater. After watching the movie, she has images of 'The Wisher' watching and following her. Suddenly, things become strange for her - her father is killed in car accident, and several kids get killed as well.

I liked "The Wisher", it has some plot holes, but it's fun to watch. The nudity comes from Melissa Repka in her one and only IMDb credit. She is a very good looking blonde, and shows off her breasts and gives up some great thong views.

• Melissa Repka (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)