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"The House on Sorority Row" (1983)
The House on Sorority Row (1983) is a lesser known entry in the slasher sorority genre and was released this week on DVD. The acting is as bad as you would expect, and the director worked really hard to include red herrings. On the other hand, the photography, lighting and art direction
were very good.
Graduating seniors decide to hold a graduation party at their sorority house against the wishes of their house mother. They accidentally kill her pulling a prank to get even with her, and decide to hide the body 'til after the party. One by one, the girls disappear. Our job is to figure out who is
killing them. True to the genre, they have decorative nudity from two women, one time wonder Jodi Draigie and and Soap Queen Eileen Davidson. There are nearly no reviews on line, and the few IMDB readers that have seen it have it at 5.5/10, which is probably about right. The DVD transfer
is very nice, but the special features are mostly absent.
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DVD RELEASES: The Cider House Rules (1999). Big-hearted movie from a sentimental and lovingly written book. The most interesting story of the day - you will not find the topless scenes (collage 4) in the DVD or in the deleted scenes, although the buns are still there. I made collage number four from a theatrical bootleg. I don't want to know why this happened, because it'll make me mad. It'll make me mean mad, Muley. Damn, that Charlize is one fine lookin' wench.
Hudson Hawk (1991) is one really odd fucked-up movie that lost more money than the GNP of Uruguay, and has no hint of sex or nudity, despite an "r"
rating. Did I mention that I like it? Long story, so read the review if you're intrigued.
Charlize Theron, "The Cider House Rules"
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Comments by Brainscan:
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Heidi Klum
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Let's begin with the rich and famous, we have Heidi Klum. According to the Herzivoga Rule, Heidi is not naked,no sireeee, not at all.
| | Jennifer Herrara |
A second fashion model, less well known but damn fine looking, if'n you ask me.
Jr. Here...Yes, I wholeheartedly agree with Brainscan on this one. Jennifer is one darn fine looking woman.
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Judith Atienza
Rocio Herrero
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Then we run into a mess of obscure women from that large country on the Iberian peninsula. Judith Atienza and Rocio Herrero have posed a time or two for Man magazine. Judith's poses are typical of those you typically see in that magazine: revealing to an interesting degree but seldom fully exposing the goodies. But then there is Rocio, bared bosoms and all, cute as can be. Problem? Don't have a clue why she or Ms. Atienza could be considered a celeb. Anyone out there know what these two do for a living? For a hobby?
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Marisa Casado
Monica Estarreado
Violeta Cela
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The next three... posed for Interviu magazine and are actresses or presenters on Spanish TV.
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Bree appeared in Australian Penthouse about a year ago; she is a strawberry blonde... natural at that...and looks vaguely like the unnamed actress who played Tom Cruz's patient in EWS. Or am I hallucinating?
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We end up with two babes, Stacia Zhivago and Renee Amman, who Tuna capped in a couple of revealing roles (it was the highlight of Ms. Zhivago's career, appearing in Sorority House
massacre). Caps were so damn good the collages made themselves.
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Well, as Scoop has said in the past..."When in doubt, run pics of Connelly". It's true, even when clothed, she's still easy on the eyes. These 'caps from "Dark City".
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Most of us probably remember Rachel looking pretty good in "The Mummy" (Links 4-9). But I for one am not exactly thrilled with the new, crack whore look she went with in the December issue of Details. (links 1-3) Although on the plus side, if she ever gets busted, the cops already have a great mug shot to use (link #3).
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A fantastic collection of collages and scans, beginning with the lovely Gisele showing off a ton of cleavage.
| | Yamila Diaz |
Wearing a bodypaint swim suit.
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A nice B&W. No nudity, but she still looks good.
| | Elizabeth Hurley |
Nice cleavage in this promotional image for "Bedazzled".
| | Gena Lee Nolin |
In full Sheena gear!
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Collectively, these all share the coveted "Jr's pic of the day" award.
Here's why:
She's young. She's hot. She's best known for her role on the ultra-preachy WB show "7th Heaven". Now call me dirty minded if you must, but the thought of her some how being corrupted as the result of posing partially nude appeals to me. If for no other reason, to strike a blow at shows that try to teach me a valuable lesson about family values in 60 minutes of less.
Here's the nudity report:
#1 Nice partial breast exposure plus a thong view.
#2 More partial breast exposure, but the bonus in this one are her shorts.
#3 Goodies hidden.
#4 Look in the mirror to see good stuff.
#5 A lovely arms over boobs pose.
#6 Great side breast exposure.
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The teen pop queen and her cleavage. Award Show by Billboard, wardrobe straight outta Huggy Bear's closet! I wonder if she has a pair of platforn boots with built in gold fish tanks to go with this outfit?
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Vidaps of the Italian babe going topless. Not too sure of the source
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A Sisyphus and ZonononZor collaboration featuring three excellent images of the popular, young actress.
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Topless and wearing some bondage gear.
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The other Rayder wearing something a little more conservative. Not to worry, she's still showing off some skin.
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The busty Brit asking you to leave your imaginations at the door. It seems that she prefers to show you everything herself.
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The official Military ballot box
Consumer Warning Labels:
1. On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside". (Evidently, the shoplifter special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how. . . ?)
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down". (Oops, too late!)
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (As night follows the day . . . .)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (One would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use". (I gotta admit, I'm curious).
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". (NEWS FLASH!)
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta).
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (I don't blame the company I blame parents for this one).
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?)
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