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"The L Word" Episodes 11 and 12

The L Word (2004) Episodes 11 and 12. Each episode starts with some scene from another time and place that figures into the episode sometime before it is over. In this case, we see a topless Jade Robertson making a porno film. Katherine Moennig has topless scenes in both episodes, the first in 11 with Mia Kirshner (more about that in it minute) and the second in episode 12 at the Dinah Shore Tennis Classic with the woman assigned to be her hospitality liaison. Episode 12 starts with two unidentified topless women in a swimming pool.

The focus on Jenifer Beals continues as she battles the Christian right, is having doubts about her relationship with Laurel Holloman, and is tempted by a carpentry contractor she hires to build the controversial exhibit. Kirshner is trying hard to enjoy women, and ends up in bed with Moennig, in what I thought was a very real scene. They are both lonely and a little drink, and think sex is the next logical step, but really have no feelings for each other, even less passion, and it is so awkward they end up giving up. Before this scene, the series has depicted perfect sex every time.

One good scene is not enough to save the series, and I am getting weary of all of the characters, none of whom actually ever advance very far from where they started. The upcoming event is obviously the breakup of Marina and Francesca, which will give Kirshner another crack at Marina. Kirshner's husband is romancing one of his female students, which will end in disaster, probably giving Kirshner another failed attempt at hubby. In other words, the future of the series is becoming very predictable, other than the introduction of new characters. With one or two nights of material left to view, I am looking forward to finishing this one off.

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  • Erin Daniels (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Jade Robertson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Mia Kirshner (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19)
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    • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Just for fun:

    The Man With The Golden Arm (1955)

    There is, of course, no nudity in this film. It was made in 1955, and people were not allowed to see naked people then, or even to be naked,  except in the shower, and even then they had to wear waterproof blindfolds to prevent them from seeing their own private parts.

    Sunday was, however, the 89th anniversary of Francis Albert's blue-eyed birthday, and we're celebrating with some booze, some dames, some ring-a-ding, and a review of what many consider to be his greatest role. He played a heroin addict and a poker dealer.

    The review is written by Silver Dollar Sam, our official guru on all poker-related matters.

     

     

    Chulpan Khamatova

    She's the chick from Good-Bye, Lenin.

    ICMS wrote me:

    Yo Scoop. Are you aware that you have more material on Chulpan Khamatova? In the September 26, 2002 issue you did a review with collages of her for the movie "Tuvalu", which you watched at 64x speed. The review is in the movies section and the collages are also in the encyclopedia !
     
    Just wanted to let you know.

    In His infinite mercy, the Lord had granted me forgetfulness when it came to Tuvalu. While we're talking about it, here's a scan of Chulpan showing her impressive chest in a Russian magazine called, if my translation is right, "Major League Ex-Commie Yabbos"

     

    Amadeus (Director's Cut)

    If you're like me, you're a sucker for director's cuts. More than half the time, they turn out to be bullshit excuses to take my money, but you can't complain about this one - one of the greatest films ever made, and some topless nudity from Constanze which was never seen before the Director's Cut. Thank you, Milos Forman! I'm voting for you for "favorite relative" at the next Forman family reunion. I know George has a better right cross, and a much better grill, but he doesn't have any secret footage of Elizabeth Berridge in the buff.

     

     

     

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    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

     

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Shiloh

    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

     

    Cinderella Liberty (1973)
     

    Marsha Mason was nominated for the Best Actress statuette four times in less than a decade (1973-1981), but never won. She really had a terrific shape, but this was the only one of the four nominated roles in which she flashed the goodies. She also whipped 'em out for a couple of unnominated performances in Blume in Love (also 1973) and The Image (1990 - making 17 years between nude scenes!). She was 48 years old when she did The Image, but she looked as shapely as ever. Caps from all three flicks are in the Encyclopedia.

     

     

    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
     
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    ICMS

    Words, pictures, and vids from ICMS

     

    Aber Doktor (1980)

    Scoop's review of Goodbye Lenin portrayed a very accurate picture of East Germany in my opinion. There really isn't much to add.

    On a personal note I would like to say that I was surprised to see that the East Germans could travel freely within the Eastern Block states. Remember how they jumped into their cardboard 2-stroke Trabants a few weeks before the wall came down and drove all the way through Czechoslovakia to Hungary so they could cross the border there and get into Austria and on to West Germany? This was a big surprise for us here in Western Europe, where most people didn't even realize that the Soviets were less than a 4 hours drive away and had never seen the awful Berlin Wall and the even grimmer Iron Curtain with their own eyes.

     
    I didn't know very well how to introduce these clips related to the defunct GDR, but yesterday's review give me a good opportunity to fit these in. Apparently you were allowed to laugh in the GDR, at least when the state said so. One occasion on which it was allowed was in the 1980 comedy "Aber Doktor". Ursula Staack shows pretty much everything in two clips, while Czech Julie Juristova goes topless only.
     
    It's time now to end this short follow-up on East Germany and Goodbye Lenin.
     

    Scoop's note: looks like a dumb movie, but the visual quality of the clips is quite nice.

    "The Brown Bunny" uncensored
    Here are several uncensored 'caps of Chloë Sevigny giving Vincent Gallo a BJ in scenes from "The Brown Bunny" (2003). Links 1-8 are single frames. Links 9 and 10 are collages featuring everything we see in 1-8. Thanks to DeadRed and Dann for the collages.

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.


    First up from the Ghost today, 'caps and vids from the Brian De Palma classic "Dressed to Kill" (1980).

    • Angie Dickinson, nekkid in the shower. (the real parts of her, the Ghost didn't 'cap the famous body double scene)
    • Angie Dickinson zipped .wmv
    • Nancy Allen, in black undies and showing a hint of nipple. (1, 2, 3)
    • Nancy Allen zipped .wmvs (1, 2)


    Next up, 'caps and vids of former Heffer Carrie Stevens (June '97) in scenes from the direct-to-vid movie "Deception" aka "She Said I Love You" (2001).

    • Carrie Stevens, side breast view in #3, bikini 'caps in the rest. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    • Carrie Stevens zipped .wmvs. Bikini in #1, partial bum, plus side breast views as she rides a dude in clip #2. (1, 2)


    Next, a couple of clips from the 1997 movie "Incognito", starring Jason Patric and Irčne Jacob. Directed by John Badham.

    Hankster
    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Scoops,
    Today we feature the super sexy Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in scenes from "Femme Fatale.

    A variety of stuff including: legs, bra & panties, thong views and topless underwater.

    • Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Dann
    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "Species"
    This first, and best, of the Species series introduced a darned fine Sci-Fi plot and a beautiful Natasha Henstridge to the world in 1995. I saw it then and loved it, but now that we've just had the release of the third, premiered on the Sci-Fi channel then released direct to DVD, I thought it was time I went back and capped the original. I have already done (a really bad collage of) Species II, and I will be doing Species III, but here's the best of the bunch.

    Scientists make contact with an alien species, who among other things sends them information on how to combine the alien DNA with human DNA. The scientists do an "experiment" which produces a female baby that grows incredibly fast, becoming a 12 year old almost overnight (played, incidentially, by then-15 year old Michelle Williams).

    When it's decided to "end" the experiment by fatally gassing the child, the half-alien gets rather resentful, and escapes. Then, as she continues to grow, she goes on a killing rampage while attempting to mate.

    Definitely a modern Sci-Fi classic, and definitely a must-watch. If you've been herding sheep on some remote mountaintop and missed this movie, I suggest you rent it.

    Spaz
    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    "Termini Station" (1989)
    Drama starring the Anne of Green Gables star in her skivvies.

    • Megan Follows: braless pokies. (1, 2, 3)


    Paradise Falls season 2, week 13
    This is the season 2 finale. The nude wedding got canceled so stick around for season 3 maybe next year.


    Rescue Me: episode Mom
    One of the firemen dates a fat chick.


    Counter Strike: season 3
    Almost at the tail end of the entire series.

    • Sophie Michaud: bra and panties sporting some cameltoe in episode Muerte.
    • Vanity: fully clothed sex in episode Muerte.
    • Deborah Duchene: cleavage by Forever Knight star in episode Peacemaker.


    Cold Squad: season 3
    Most of the main cast has been replaced. Here's the new lineup:


    Cold Squad: episode The Naked and the Dead
    Episode about über-groupie (Kiara Hunter) who has sex with rock stars and sells their spent sperm to paternity suit seeking females. It can be done.


    Da Vinci's Inquest: season 4
    Couple of episodes based around strippers.

    • Crystal Lowe: cleavage as stripper Banging on the episodes Wall/Cheap Aftershave
    • Mariam Taylor: some cleavage in episode Banging on the Wall.
    • strippers: one loose boobie in episode Cheap Aftershave.


    Forever Knight: episode Dying for Fame
    Episode based on Madonna's Blond Ambition concert tour. For some reason vampires and Madonna go together.


    First Wave: episode Cul-De-Sac
    Guccimag Pet Brandy Ledford plays some sort of alien vixen.


    Mutant X: episode Dark Star Rising
    Another obligatory scene on the gene machine.