Yo, dudes, junior is working on his tan in the Caribbean this week, and I'm doing double duty, working on this page.

Life isn't necessarily fair.

He returns Saturday. Meantime, Elya is still on vacation, and I'm still migrating files and apps to a new computer, so my time for imaging and writing is minimal. I have a bunch of material, but little time to finish it off. I should be back to normal tomorrow.

Here are some more naked Romanian gymnasts and/or vampires. This time it's Corina Ungureanu from Celebrity Sleuth's "Shock Jock" issue, now on sale. Let's just say that her body looks somewhat post-gymnastic.

• Ungureanu thumbs
• Ungureanu pics (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

I don't know why there is now a DVD screener for an obscure Canadian film like Edge of Madness, but I'm happy for it, because Dhavernas did extensive nudity, and she is both attractive and talented.

• Dhavernas thumbs
• Dhavernas pics (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

Mailbox:

**    Scoop- I requested once before caps of Sarah Chalke in a bra from the tv show Scrubs and yet again I have a similiar request.  This last episode had her in a bra, and showing belly.  Would love to see some caps.  Thanks to all of you.

**    Scoopy - Just wondered if you know how to get this:. "From the French version of Vogue, excellent B&W, nude scans of the ladies featured in their 2003 calendar." Any idea whether the calendar is available anywhere, where I could get a hold of a copy, or even the photographer involved? Any help much appreciated.

Scoop's note: I don't know - any help out there?

Other crap:

• Your worst fears confirmed - your boring job really is killing you, while those front line soldiers and air traffic controllers will live forever.

• Christina's complete Maxim pictorial

• Too weird - Tony LaRussa's new life as a ballet choreographer.

• David Letterman's Top Ten Signs Santa Hates You - one of the best  - "your gift - a Disney cruise with Trent Lott"

• NBA drafts 9 week old fetus

• ESPN picks the best hats in sports history

• if you are a major film buff - here's a complete pre-shooting script for Rocky

• Winona was caught stealing a $760 Marc Jacobs thermal top from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. Now Jacobs will use her in the spring ad campaign. Now that's entrepreneurship. Deep announcer voice: "Clothes worth stealing!" 

   

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

Doppelganger (1993) is a horror thriller staring Drew Barrymore as a girl who moves from New York to LA after the brutal murder of her mother, which she is suspected of. She rents a room from wannabe writer George Newbern. He learns of her belief that she has a Doppelganger evil alter ego that killed her mother and is after her. Her shrink follows her to LA, and there is a brother who was accused of killing his father, or was it the brothers Doppelganger? OR was it the shrink, who pretended to be everyone's Doppelganger because he had the hots for Barrymore? Or maybe I was the Doppelganger ...

This is one of the more muddled films I have sat through lately. On the plus side, we see Drew's breasts, first in a shower scene, where the nozzle starts spraying blood for no good reason, and then in a sex scene with Newbern. IMDB readers have this at 4.1 of 10. It was a straight to vid, and is also known as Doppelganger: The Evil Within. Drew looks great, but the film is too convoluted to care much about, and the properties of a Dopelganger seemed to get redefined after each day of shooting, when they looked at the footage. This is a D-.
 

Brinke Stevens - Very good looking lady who got kind of stuck in the B-movie scene.

Brinke Stevens in Haunting Fear (1, 2, 3)

Margaret Langrick from My American Cousin showing a partial breast in the 1995 episode Badlands of "Lonesome Dove: The Outlaw  Years".

"L'Amour humain" (1970) aka "The Awakening" is somewhat of a French-Canadian nunploitation. It's about a nun and priest who leave the church to get married, only to have marital problems because she's frigid. When they eventually do consummate their marriage at the end there are flames in the foreground.

• Louise Marleau: topless and some bare bum as the nun.
• Céline Bernier: full frontal having affair with the priest.

"Hundra" (1983) is a Spanish/USA action-adventure-fantasy movie. Laurene Landon plays the flaxon-haired warrior princess Hundra
avenging the slaughter of her village. If you like Xena this movie was ten years ahead of its  time.

• Laurene Landon: Canadian actress nude riding horse,  fully clothed sex scene.
• Cristina Torres: topless getting raped as Hundra's little sister.
• Unknown: full frontal skinny dipping.

A couple of recaps of my previous work but using better quality dubs without those annoying subtitles.

• Giuditta Del Vecchio full frontal in the  Tinto Brass "Snack Bar Budapest" (1988).
• Charlotte Wallior (aka Charlotte Walior) full frontal  in "Naughty Blue Knickers" (1980).
   

Zhivago and Moore (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

Scoop's note: I suppose Stacia was able to get a discount on her boob job. Professional courtesy. Her dad is a famous Doctor.