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Down to the Bone (2004):
Here's a film clip of the L.A. Film Critics long-shot
Best Actress winner. She is topless in the role for which she won her
award.
For the record, here is her previous nudity, in
Iron-Jawed Angels.
(Link goes to Movie House review)
Other Crap:
Movie Reviews:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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No Names, Please (2000)
No Names, Please is the twelfth and final episode of the Skinemax series
Bedtime Stories. This time, Kim Dawson has a sex scene. Michelle Hall is a
career girl who just wants a man for sex, and all of her dates seem to want a
relationship. Dawson provides just what she asked for, a man who walks in, has
great sex with her, and is out the door before the heavy breathing stops. Hall
discovers she wants a relationship after all.
Michelle Hall and Kim Dawson both show everything. Seems the entire series
uses the same formula for each sex scene, and the long trolly shots and
candles are sometimes mixed in with a few cross fades. Again, the scenes are
dark. This is a C. Exactly what you expect for couples erotica.
Strangers (2000)
Strangers is the seventh episode of the same Skinemax series, Bedroom
Stories.
Susan Featherly complains that her attorney husband does not make their sex
life exciting enough, and wants to be carried away with passion with a total
stranger. Kim Dawson sets it up. Kim has a date, and there is one for
Featherly. All wear masks except Featherly. Dawson has sex, but Featherly
chickens out. All ends well, when she discovers that the passionate stranger
in the mask was actually her husband.
Featherly shows everything. Dawson shows breasts. Evidently the entire
series used the same formula for the sex scenes, similar sets, and the same DP
and director, so one isn't much different from another except in the minimal
plot. I am not surprised it only lasted one season. On the other hand, it
seems to have had the cream of the B softcore stars. C-, for not showing more
of Dawson.
     
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Charlotte Rampling certainly is a Fun House
regular for this British actress can't seem to keep her clothes on for a
long time. In the German mini-series Radetzkymarsch (1995) she displays her
still good-looking 50 years old body. You can check out her breasts and buns
in the following 5 clips (1,
2,
3,
4,
5) with an
overall depressing and sad tone.
There's more nudity in this series by other actresses which will be (un)covered
in an upcoming submission.
As for my weekly update on Rome, I have to report with great sadness that
episode 7 "Pharsalus" had nothing to offer in the nudity department. Plotwise
the following takes place: Caesar defeats Pompey once and for all against all
odds, Vorenus and Pullo survive a shipwreck and escape off a tiny island on
a morbid raft. Furthermore Atia's daughter Octavia and Caesar's ex-mistress
Servilia become more than just good friends...
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Pat's comments in yellow...
ELTON SPECIAL CENSORED
Viewers of Monday's NBC special, "The Red Piano," starring Elton John live in
Las Vegas, got to see less than the creators intended. Critics received an
advance copy, and many raved about Elton's rendition of "The Bitch Is Back" in
front of a giant-screen video of a scantily-clad Pamela Anderson doing a sexy
pole dance. But at the last minute, NBC censors decided it was inappropriate
for early evening viewing and yanked it.
* They yanked it to prevent viewers from yanking it.
* Funny, Elton never even noticed it was there.
SECRET CELEBRITY PRE-NUP CLAUSES
With so many celebrity marriages breaking up, attorneys told the AP that stars'
pre-nuptial agreements now contain more than monetary arrangements. Some recent
celebrity pre-nups included such clauses as: No mother-in-law sleepovers ...
Only one football game per Sunday ... The spouse can demand a drug test, with a
monetary penalty for failing it ... A husband has to pay $100,000 each time he's
rude to his wife's parents ... The wife gives up $100,000 of her separate
property if her weight goes over 120 pounds ... And providing sex in certain
positions is mandatory.
* It included the Kama Sutra as an addendum.
* I'm betting that last one is from Donald Trump's pre-nup.
* They should put all this stuff in the wedding vows...It would make them so
much more personal.
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