BEST NUDE SCENES of 2006:

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THIRD PARTY VIDEOS:

More clips from Shortbus. This time it's LC's versions.

* Here's Sook Yin Lee. (Four .avis zipped together).

* Here's two other women (Shanti Carson and Lindsay Beamish) and an orgy. (Three .avis zipped together).

 

Here's Bai Ling in Edmond.  (Tuna's review.)  Mr. Skin picked this as one of his best ten nude scenes of 2006, and I would have as well,  if I created a personal list rather than summarizing the poll. She finished tied for 21st in the balloting, one vote short of the list.  (Zipped .avi)

OTHER CRAP:

The Other Crap site has simply become too big and detailed to fit into my Fun House column. It contains far too much info, too many graphics, too many news feeds, and too many embedded videos to include here. Plus the scoopy.net version was always a day out of synch. You fans please catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

MOVIE REVIEWS:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.

SuperVixens (1975)

SuperVixens is a Russ Meyer extravaganza.

Charles Pins is a mild mannered young man working in a gas station. As the film opens, the large-breasted Christie Hartburg is a customer trying to seduce him. Meanwhile, his large-breasted significant other, Shari Eubank, is calling him and accusing him of cheating. She demands that he come home and service her immediately. When he can't rise to the occasion, she starts berating him. He tries to leave, she starts attacking his prize pick-up truck with an ax, and he drags her back into the house kicking and screaming. A helpful neighbor calls the police, and an especially sleazy officer arrives knocks our hero out, and sends Shari Eubank to the hospital. When she returns home, the police officer shows up, she tries to seduce him, he can't get it up any better than Pins, so she starts berating him.

Naturally he kills her. What choice did he have?

Pins is the obvious suspect, and hitches a ride out of town, but not before ducking into a bar run by the large-breasted Haji (Anyone notice a trend here?) and drowning her sorrow. The people who pickup the fleeing hitchhiker are a guy and his, dare I say it, large-breasted girlfriend Sharon Kelly. When Pins asks to get out of the car, the two beat him up and rob him. He is picked up by a farmer with an Austrian mail-order bride, the large-breasted Uschi Digard, who seduces our hero. Pins barely escapes the pitchfork-hurling farmer, and checks into a motel. Needless to say, the motel's owner has a large-breasted daughter, Deborah McGuire, who tries to seduce him. Pins runs, and finds a gas station run by (all together now) a large-breasted woman who looks exactly like his dead girlfriend, and is also played by Shari Eubank. It looks like our hero has found true love and peace at last, when none other than the murderous police officer shows up with evil intentions.

I will leave the "exciting" ending for you to discover. Those quote marks indicate that many reviews and IMDb comments praise the ending. It is possible that I am jaded, but I thought it was sort of a yawn.

So, who should see this movie? Let's not always see the same hands now. Yes, lovers of large-breasted women. It will also appeal to Russ Meyer fans, and those curious about 70s junk cinema. Others may or may not get the occasional chuckle.

C.

IMDb readers say 6.1.

Nudity Report: Uschi Digard, Shari Eubank and Deborah McGuire show full frontal and rear nudity. Christi Hartburg shows cleavage, Haji wears pasties and a vanity patch, and Sharon Kelly exposes one breast briefly.

 

Uschi Digard

Shari Eubank

Deborah McGuire

Christi Hartburg

Haji

Sharon Kelley

Isild Le Besco in A tout de suite.

Attack Force - Ileana Lazariuc

Angela Scoular showing her stuff in a rare bit of nudity in a Bond film - the one with Fun House hero George Lazenby!

Tamela D'Amico in Mafioso: The Father, The Son.