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This episode (#4) of The
Missing
actually aired a few weeks
back, but this is our first
look at it.
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Virgin
Alexander
(2013)
Johnny's
comments:
Virgin
Alexander is about
Alexander (Rick Faugno), a
scrap hauler who has just
been given ownership of
his uncle's house by his
uncle. But, it turns out
he's been scammed and left
with a $125,000 debt to
pay in 9 days or he will
get evicted. Ruby (Paige
Howard) is a prostitute
working out of the local
bar run by the dodgy Bim
Norse (Bronson Pinchot)
who promises her a loan
that she is using to pay
to go to college, but he
reneges when he finds out
he's in financial trouble.
Alexander has a thing for
Ruby, but he is a virgin
and has trouble talking to
her. When their paths
cross, they realise they
want the same thing, so in
a desperate bid to make
quick money, Alexander and
Ruby formulate a plan to
start a brothel in
Alexander's house. They
start by snatching Bim
Norse's girls Brooke (Mika
Boorem) and Lo (Elizabeth
Masucci), which leaves Bim
in the lurch as he has a
bachelor party booked. So,
as Alexander's and Ruby's
plan comes into fruition,
Bim is left performing
desperate acts. Can they
make the money with their
long shot plan? Will they
fall in love?
Charming, quirky comedy
movie that is fairly
amusing if a bit tame for
a sex comedy. It's not a
ground breaking movie by
any stretch, but it gets
the job done and has a lot
of likeable characters to
boot.
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