Lust for Dracula (2004) day three. This will conclude this marathon project. Director Tony Marsiglia wrote this 20 years ago, and has been trying to get it made ever since. He originally wrote it as a stage play, and earlier versions had little sex. He claims this is the same story, but just emphasizes a different aspect of the story. His idea was that there is no good reason for Dracula to be the villain, and in this case, it is Darian Caine as Dracula who changes Misty Mundae's life for the better, and gives her the child she really wanted. He had nothing but praise for Misty Mundae's work ethic and acting ability. Marsiglia believes that people who pay close attention will understand what he is getting at, even though there is so much nudity and sex. He also feels it is the imagery that makes or breaks a film.

Tonight's images include Andrea Davis as another vampire, Casey Jones as her soul mate, and hr real life sister, Shelly Jones as her sister. All show everything.

Marsiglia certainly had trouble bringing this to DVD. Not only did it take him 20 years to sell it, he had it completely edited when his mother board fried, and had to start over on the editing. IMDb readers have it at 2.3 of 10 based on 9 votes. The IMDb secret recipe is at work, however, as the average score is actually 5.7, which would be a reasonable score. There are a lot of lovely bodies caressing themselves and each other in well photographed scenes, and a plot to puzzle out. All in all, it is a good genre effort. C+.

Updates:

• Charlie's French Cinema Nudity Site is updated

 She Hate Me (2004)

You know a film is on shaky ground when it is made by one of the most famous directors in the world and its distribution maxxes out on 28 screens! How bad is it? Bad. It came close to making the Worst of the Year lists. I recently did a quick summary of the worst 2004 movies according to Rotten Tomatoes, IMDb, and Metacritic. In order to make the final list of infamy, a film had to meet certain screening criteria: 25 or less at Metacritic, 4.0 or less at IMDb, and 10% or less at Rotten Tomatoes. The final list consisted of six films which qualified under all three of those criteria.

Spike Lee's She Hate Me didn't make the list, but it came close, about as close as a great director is ever going to come. It did qualify on the IMDb criterion, missed by only one point at Metacritic, and scored 20% on the Tomatometer.

And he is a great director. I like Spike's films. In some cases I love them. When he is on top of his game, he is brilliant. Even when he misses the bulls-eye, he makes interesting, passionate, savvy movies that want to engage us in dialogue. Look at his list below. Mo' Better Blues is in 16th place. I would sell my soul to make a film as good as Mo' Better Blues, and Spike has made 15 of them.

1. (7.79) - 25th Hour (2002)
2. (7.69) - Do the Right Thing (1989)
3. (7.49) - Malcolm X (1992)
4. (7.33) - 4 Little Girls (1997)
5. (7.19) - Ten Minutes Older: The Trumpet (2002)
6. (6.79) - Clockers (1995)
7. (6.57) - Get on the Bus (1996)
8. (6.49) - He Got Game (1998)
9. (6.40) - Summer of Sam (1999)
10. (6.39) - Jungle Fever (1991)
11. (6.29) - Bamboozled (2000)
12. (6.28) - She's Gotta Have It (1986)
13. (6.21) - Joe's Bed-Stuy Barbershop: We Cut Heads (1983)
14. (6.19) - Crooklyn (1994)
15. (6.10) - Mo' Better Blues (1990)
16. (5.42) - Jim Brown All American (2002)
17. (5.34) - School Daze (1988)
18. (5.13) - Girl 6 (1996)
19. (4.26) - She Hate Me (2004)

So what happened With She Hate Me? I don't know. This film is mired so far below the rest of Spike's career that it can't even see second-last place.

It's such a strange, inconsequential, seemingly ignorant, chaotic film that I just don't get it. Maybe it is a brilliant satire on a very deep level and Spike never lets us in on the joke. Maybe he just plain misfired. Maybe he just made a commitment to another man's script and didn't know how to back off. (It was co-written by Spike and Michael Genet, an actor who has no other writing credits.)

Whatever happened, it produced disastrous results.

I've been thinking how to describe this film to somebody who hasn't seen it. Imagine if you took the war scenes from the Marx Brothers' Duck Soup, added some dramatic footage from Silkwood, threw in some footage from one of those cartoons where Bugs Bunny battles the Japanese in WW2, a little bit of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, and maybe some scenes from Gigli, and you'd be about there, assuming you cut all that material together helter-skelter, with no particular logic. Result? It's a comedy. It's a Bergmanesque drama. It's a wacky sex farce. It's a dark comedy. It's a star vehicle, like a soul Oceans 11. It's a cartoon.

Here's the plot summary from IMDb

Harvard-educated biotech executive John Henry "Jack" Armstrong gets fired when he informs on his bosses, launching an investigation into their business dealings by the Securities & Exchange Commission. Branded a whistle-blower and therefore unemployable, Jack desperately needs to make a living. When his former girlfriend Fatima, a high powered businesswoman -- and now a lesbian -- offers him cash to impregnate her and her new girlfriend Alex, Jack is persuaded by the chance to make easy money. Word spreads and soon Jack is in the baby-making business at $10,000 a try. Lesbians with a desire for motherhood and the cash to spare are lining up to seek his services. But, between the attempts by his former employers to frame him for security fraud and his dubious fathering activities, Jack finds his life, all at once, becoming very complicated.

I should fill in a few details that the summary above tactfully omits. These lesbians do not want to get pregnant from artificial insemination. They do not just want Jack's sperm. No, they all want to have sex with Jack. And they are the kinds of carefree lesbians unconcerned about the fact that they might have to have sex with a man dozens and dozens of times in order to get pregnant, as would happen in real life. Fortunately, Jack only needs one shot. In fact, he can do several of them in an evening, and they all get pregnant. And they all have earth-shattering orgasms. Oh, yeah, and they are all really hot, foxy, feminine lesbians who purr come-ons and innuendos constantly. Obviously, then, there is inside every lesbian a heterosexual woman waiting for the right dick. Or to put it more directly in the context of this movie, there is inside every lesbian ... Jack's dick.

To kick off the Enron portion of the entertainment, there's George Bush on a Three Dollar Bill. The corporate guys, of course, are shrill, sneaky, reprehensible, one-dimensional sleazebags with no redeeming qualities except their value as targets for satire. (Woody Harrelson as a CEO? Cheech Marin and Carrot Top must have been busy.)

But that summary above only covers the central plot. There are also a half dozen sub-plots, and none of them have much of anything to do with the main plot. There is John Turturro as The Godfather (impersonating Brando), with Monica Bellucci as his hot lesbian daughter. There is some craziness about the Watergate security guard who first blew the whistle on the DNC break-in, a black man named Frank Wills who could have been embraced by America as a hero, but instead died destitute and forgotten. (Presumably because he was black?) There are heavy-handed riffs on stereotyping the black male, spreading African AIDS, and God knows what else.

Do you see what I meant before about not knowing whether I'm in on the joke. I don't know where Spike stops showing his own POV and starts parodying somebody else's. Is Spike showing ignorance with all this stuff, or is he making fun of people with ignorant attitudes? Is he indulging his adolescent fantasies, or is he making fun of Hollywood's obsession with adolescent fantasies? Is he writing his own one-dimensional fantasy characters, or simply making fun of movies which do? In each case, I'm not too sure where the ignorant exploitation movie ends and the savvy satire begins.

To be fair, it has some funny moments, but the laughs are stranded out of any context, and are generally followed by some deadly earnest material.

Wild tone shifts. Cardboard characters. Offense to many types of people. Odd stuff.

It's also a very long movie which could have been, and probably should have been, two movies, although I'm not sure either of them would have been any good.

Let's hope Spike comes back to his senses for his next film.

• Kerry Washington

• Paula Jai Parker (1, 2)

• Bonus: one more of Paula Jai in My Baby's Daddy (which really did make my Worst of 2004 list, so she had a year worthy of Affleck!), as captured by Seńor Piel

• Bonus: one more of Paula Jai in Woo, in which she showed just a hint of areola, as captured by Oz.

Other Crap:

• Accused robber makes bail with $50,000 in stolen cash. "NOT guilty, your honor"
• Dizzy Dean tribute department: Claudia Schiffer brain scan reveals nothing. Actually, the results were not revealed, only the fact that it was performed. "A hospital source said Claudia, in a long beige jacket and skirt, 'looked absolutely stunning'." (Huh?) I'm thinking when a woman needs a brain scan, her wardrobe might be of secondary importance, but I guess that's just crazy me. Personally, I think the scan will reveal that she has Schiffer brains.
• First good new picture of Paris Hilton in a long time. (She's naked, but basically unexposed.)
• Lindsay Lohan lip-synching video hits the internet!
• The sheer genius of encryption technology. New CD copy-lock technology nears market. "There are also additional data files on the CD that further enhance encryption. All of which is easily bypassed by simply holding down the shift button when you load the CD into a PC." Eventually some Norwegian kid will go to jail for pressing the shift key.
• Naked hockey chicks!
• Cassini gets an incredible picture of Saturn's moon, Dione
• Headline of the day: Homeless man compacted in garbage truck, escapes injury. He did find an excellent way to trim that waistline!
• Christmas shopping guide from ... The American Atheist Seasonal Books and Gifts
• Nets acquire Vince Carter. It was not cheap. They had to give up two first round picks, plus 'Zo and the Williams lads.
• Is good personal hygiene a recent invention? (Did the days of old really stink?)
• Busloads of Kids Visit Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Man, what a great gimmick for a child molester - a house that attracts busloads of kids. This got me to thinking if I could do something parallel to this that would attract similar quantities of nubile women. Maybe a "Dirty Dancing" theme park?
• Art-hating Aussie Philistines reject the sensitive, lovely, dream imagery of Japanese Octopus Porn. I know it's an old story, but we were due for a Japanese Octopus Porn link. In order to keep our Octoporn license we must make a quota that is strictly enforced by the JOPAN. (Japanese Octopus Porn Association of Nippon)
• Step Sideways, Sideways. Here's the REAL best film of the year, the haunting, symbolist drama, 1 Night in China. Who would have guessed that 2004 would produce not one but TWO masterpieces inspired by the everlasting emotions expressed by the precious dolls of Bunraku theater.
• Thoughts on demonic and other "audio images"
• Police Recover JFK Assassination Artifacts In Drug Raid: "A drug raid on a Dallas apartment unexpectedly turned up a stash of artifacts relating to the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Police said the items appear to be authentic and apparently were taken from police archives several decades ago."
• Denise Richards is pregnant again. This one will be born only 15 months after the last one.
• Hitler was a tax dodger. " ... and such a painter! He could paint a whole apartment in one afternoon - two coats!" Ya know, given some of Hitler's other peccadilloes, the tax dodging thing doesn't really seem all that significant to me. It's kinda like saying Vlad the Impaler sometimes forgot to brush his teeth.
• The Top 10 Hoaxes and Urban Legends spread by the internet in 2004
• The trailer for In the Realms of the Unreal. : Another must-see for my list!! It has pretty much everything I need in a film except hat check girls and Bunraku dolls.
  • "'In the Realms of the Unreal,' an innovative feature length documentary, directed by Academy Award-winning filmmaker Jessica Yu and produced by Susan West, explores the parallel lives of legendary outsider artist Henry Darger. Reclusive janitor by day, visionary artist by night, Darger's 15,000 page novel details the exploits of the Vivian Girls, seven angelic sisters who lead a rebellion against godless, child-enslaving men. Featuring the voices of Dakota Fanning ('I Am Sam,' 'Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat') and Larry Pine ('The Royal Tenenbaums,' 'The Ice Storm'), the music of Emmy-winning composer Jeff Beal and the work of a team of animators, this wholly original film tells the story of a hidden universe."
• The trailer for Purple Butterfly with Zhang Ziyi: "1928. Manchuria. Itami, a young Japanese man, falls deeply in love with Cynthia, a beautiful Chinese girl. Their brief happiness ends when he is called home for his military service and they are forced to part. Returning sorrowfully from the train station where she has bid her lover farewell, Cynthia witnesses her brother's bloody murder at the hands of Japanese right-wing extremists. Three years later, Shanghai has been unofficially occupied by Japan. The city is tense, rife with violence and barely contained anarchy. Cynthia - now known as Ding Hui - is working for Purple Butterfly, a resistance group planning to assassinate Yamamoto, head of the Japanese secret service. Itami is also in Shanghai, operating as a secret agent and reporting directly to Yamamoto. Arriving at Shanghai station to meet his fiancie, Szeto, a young Chinese man, is mistaken by the assembled resistance fighters for the assassin they have engaged to eliminate Yamamoto. Violence erupts and Szeto's fiancie is shot dead in the crossfire. Szeto escapes with the Purple Butterfly members, all of whom believe him to be the hired killer. Only Ding Hui realises the truth ... Thus three destinies are linked by chance, and three fates set in tragic motion."
• The trailer for Bright Future.
  • Now THIS sounds awesome! "Enigmatic Mamoru lives alone with his poisonous but hauntingly luminous jellyfish. These attractive loners sting whoever gets too close. Yuji, an emotionally unstable young man working at the same factory, is fascinated and influenced by Mamoru. When Mamoru is arrested for murdering his boss, Yuji is devoted to taking care of his jellyfish and, befriending Mamoru's father, he begins to open his eyes to reality."
  • That guy must be really good at raising jellyfish. I can get mine poisonous enough, but they are never "hauntingly luminous". The best I can do is "opalescent". Next time I'm going to spend the extra five bucks and get the optional "haunting enhancement" package.
• "Three contemporary stories inspired by the everlasting emotions expressed by the precious dolls of Bunraku theater. Three stories delicately intertwined by the beauty of sadness. Three stories of undying love." Before watching the trailer for this movie (Dolls), please be sure to check your hat, your common sense and, of course, your penis. Like most guys my age, I really miss hat-check girls. And the precious dolls of Bunraku. When I retire, I think I'm going to open up a Bunraku theater with a "no hats" policy.
• Here's the trailer and the first eight minutes of Sky Blue, an S/F dystopia film.
• Here's the trailer for "Color Me Kubrick", starring John Malkovich. Billed as a cinema verite comedy (huh?), "Colour Me Kubrick' is based on events during the shooting of "Eyes Wide Shut" in London from 1998-99, when a man pretending to be legendary director Stanley Kubrick got into many of the city's most exclusive parties, restaurants and nightclubs. Playing on his willing victims' star-struck desire to believe, he was successful despite bearing no resemblance to Kubrick.
• Here's the trailer for The Weather Man, Nic Cage's next project. "Popular Chicago weatherman, Dave Spritz (Nicholas Cage) has a shot at the big time when a national morning television show calls him for an audition. Professionally, Dave is on the top of the world, but his personal life is in complete disarray. The harder he tries to hold on, the more he loses his grip."
• Funny Videos - Lingerie Pillow Fight. What happens when a marketing department makes an internal video that has absolutely nothing to do with the client's product, but instead with two hot girls in lingerie pillow fighting, which of course is eventually leaked to the Internet, then becomes sponsored by the company?
• Three more pretentious clips from Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera.
  • It could be so titled, with Webber's name included in the full title, to distinguish it from the Mickey Spillane version of Phantom of the Opera, which is bursting with "two-fisted action" and "trampy booze-swilling dames", but has really lousy songs.
  • Or, as an alternate theory, Webber's name is there to make it sound even MORE pretentious.
• Major global climate change may be happening - as a result of cyclical activity, not human behavior.
  • A team of scientists is finding numerous links between our time and a mysteriously similar period 5200 years ago.
  • This is interesting, but frankly I find it hard to believe "scientists" who mess up simple data. This glaciologist says, "“Something happened back at this time and it was monumental,” Thompson said. “But it didn’t seem monumental to humans then because there were only approximately 250 million people occupying the planet, compared to the 6.4 billion we now have." I guess a glaciology degree doesn't have a math requirement. The human population of the planet in 3200 BC is estimated to be about 14 million, not 250 million. Not bad, though, he's only off by 94%. When I read stuff like this, I always assume that his other conclusions are similarly accurate.
  • Obviously, his theories have not been peer-reviewed. His 250 million population estimate is off by about three thousand years (pretty close, again!). Several studies have estimated the world population at the time of Christ. Here are nine sources summarized, and all the estimates range from 170 million to 400 million.
  • So if his global climate change data is within the same mathematical error tolerance level as his population stats, we should be able to look forward to another three thousand worry-free years. Unfortunately, some of his warnings probably should be heeded, but whose going to listen to a guy who doesn't bother to look up simple facts?
• Here are about a bazillion clips from Scorsese's Howard Highes biopic, The Aviator.
• The trailer for Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. Because if ever a movie left unanswered questions, it was Miss Congeniality.
• Here's the trailer for The Upside of Anger: "Joan Allen stars as the sharp-witted Terry Wolfmeyer, a suburban wife and mother who is left to raise her four headstrong daughters when her husband unexpectedly disappears. Things get even more hectic when Terry falls for her neighbor Denny (Kevin Costner), a once-great baseball star turned radio DJ, and her daughters are forced to juggle their mom's romantic dilemmas as well as their own." It's difficult to apply the Scoopy Costner rule to this one (Costner plays a jock or a cowboy: good. Costner plays anything else: major suckitude.) Kevin plays an ex-jock, so it's hard to say which way it will go.
• Here is another completely different trailer for Elektra.
• Here's the trailer for the remake of The Pink Panther. Following Scoopy's Jean Reno rule (Reno wears sunglasses: good film. No sunglasses: major suckitude.), I think we can expect this puppy to highball in the fast lane to suck city.
• Urban Legends Reference Pages: "Phone cards are good gifts for U.S. soldiers" In general: very true, though the internet is filled with misinformation, as usual.
• The Daily Show looks at America's culture wars and another great Bushism "Justice ought to be fair" . (Man, I like The Daily Show, but I am so sick of that Ellen Degeneres ad with the rubber chicken.)
• The catfight between Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan is back on.
• Forget the fockin' Fockers. The premiere was all about The Barbra.
• Nicole Kidman says she is 'very excited' about fulfilling her long-held career dream to work with old pal Russell Crowe. The world's two most famous Aussies will be waltzing some Matilda together in Eucalyptus next year, a "very small" film adapted from Murray Ball's best-selling novel.
• Midway finds a clever way around the exclusive NFL/EA arrangement. They've based their new game on the fictional league in ESPN's Playmakers. The game permits a player to attempt excessive celebrations, dirty hits, off the field controversies, and more.
• Disgusting story of the day. Don't read this article (with some graphic details) if you're eating. A gay Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomatoes and onions. Damned fool. Anyone knows human flesh goes better with basil.
• Why send e-mail when you can send pee-mail? (Hey, it's' pretty cute)
• Some of the best Star Trek Blooper Downloads
• What do taxidermists do with their spare parts?
• Murphy's Laws Site - All the laws of Murphy in one place.
• FamilyStyle Film Guide: Movie Reviews for Parents is another site like Screen-It in the sense that it tells you which movies have nudity and sex and violence so you can ... um ... avoid those movies. Yeah, avoid 'em, that's the ticket. This site may come in handy since Screen-It is migrating many of its archives into a subscription area, and also keeps the very newest reviews under lock and key.
• Those guys who did the "This Land if Your Land" video now have a Christmas video.
• Former US president Carter to monitor Palestinian elections. Yeah, those would-be do-badders won't be able to slip anything past him!
• Online Petition to Reverse The Exclusive Licensing from the NFL and NFLPA to EA Games. The submitter wrote: "Nice thought. With no competition, NFL games can only go downhill. But online petitions never work (unless you want to bring back a show from the WB) and all the NFL cares about is cold hard cash."
• Rupert Murdoch has agreed to buy the late Laurance Rockefeller's Fifth Avenue penthouse apartment for $44 million
• Hi-res of the Fantastic Four. Alba looks mah-vel-ous.
• Anna Kournikova and the history of celebrity/sports marriages.
• Pfizer says Celebrex shows increased heart attack risk in a study.: "Pfizer said Friday it suspended use of its popular arthritis painkiller Celebrex after the medicine showed more than double the risk of heart attack in a cancer-prevention trial. "
• Roman Catholic school officials have fired a nun who is accused of threatening to give a sixth-grader a knuckle sandwich. What kind of crazy world has this become when an old nun can't terrorize Catholic students? I weep for the new generation and those yet unborn.
• Nature on a rampage. First fire goes after Fire Marshall Bill. Now a fire destroys the 'Love Shack'
• #35 in our series of ... internet time-wasters for when you've been hitting the reefer.
• What women REALLY want from a man.
• The 10 worst mistakes women make when giving blowjobs
• Automatic ransom note generator - all you have to do is commit the crime (and do the time)
• 'Survivor' Host Jeff Probst forms his own tribe with one of the contestants. He waited for a really cute one!
• Parents Go on Strike, Move to Front Yard
• Jim Carrey flung himself head first into crowds of fans and photographers at the premiere of his new film in London's Leicester Square.
• Jolly Walkers Clown Shoes
• The trailer for Sahara: "Based on a Clive Cussler bestseller, this modern action-adventure is the story of NUMA agent (National Underwater Marine Agency) and master explorer, Dirk Pitt (Matthew McConaughey), who discovers that thousands of North Africans are being driven mad by something polluting the water. If unchecked, the entire world population could be threatened." Cast: Matthew McConaughey, Penelope Cruz, Steve Zahn, William H. Macy, Lambert Wilson, Delroy Lindo
• WATCH OUT, JEN! BEN'S PARTYING AGAIN
• Letterman's Top Ten Unsexy Things That Sound Sexy When Said By America's Next Top Model
• DEMOCRATS EMBARK ON FACT-FINDING MISSION TO NASCAR. Ted Kennedy Leads Delegation on Historic Journey
• Weekly World News provides some holiday tips: BEST CHRISTMAS GIFTS YOU CAN GET YOUR ENEMIES!

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Treibjagd (2003)

• Nina Kunzendorf 1 (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped)
• Nina Kunzendorf 2 (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped)
• Julia Malik (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped)

Today the Ghost takes a look at the mega-lo budget college frat movie "Going Greek".

All 3 ladies are topless. Of some interest may be Unknown #2 who is the proud owner of one of the worst boob jobs ever!

• Rainbeau Mars (1, 2, 3)
• zipped .wmv

• Unknown #1 (1, 2)
• zipped .wmv

• Unknown #2 (1, 2, 3)
• zipped .wmv

Scoops, I guess by now everyone knows of my love of capturing and capping a "Damsel in Distress" and today we have a dandy from a mainstream movie called"Love Object".

It Features Melissa Sagemiller bound up, ball gagged, suspended and manhandled by her captor. Mostly cleavage, but in part 2 tomorrow you will get to see a little more skin :)

• Melissa Sagemiller (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

"Mango Kiss"
Romance is romance, relationships are relationship, and problems will arise regardless of the gender of the participants. That's the premise of the 2004 lesbian comedy/romance.

Lou and Sassafras (both female) are roommates and best friends. When they fall in love, things get complicated. They go to San Francisco, and there they fall in with a group of role-playing S/M lesbians which tests their relationship with one another.

Leisurely paced but funny, and the movie was widely acclaimed by gays, however, it didn't fully hold my interest, and I'm not sure other hetrosexuals will relate to it, either. However, I think it's worth a look.

• Daniele Ferraro & Michelle Wolff

"Wrong Turn"
Some nipplage by Emmanuelle Chriqui in the teenage slasher film Wrong Turn and Lindy Booth displays a lot of cleavage.

• Emmanuelle Chriqui
• Lindy Booth

"Still Breathing"
Some lovely pokies by Joanna Going in Still Breathing, and Ann Magnuson is down to her underwear.

• Joanna Going (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Ann Magnuson

"All or Nothing"
Sally Hawkins is topless in the British film All or Nothing. A nice upskirt by Helen Coker and some cleavage by Alex Kelly.

• Sally Hawkins
• Helen Coker
• Alex Kelly

"Sketch Artist"
Plenty of topless nudity in Sketch Artist by Charlotte Lewis and Sean Young. Belle Avery is also naked but it is from a distance and it could be a body double.

• Charlotte Lewis (1, 2)
• Sean Young (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
• Belle Avery

EMBARRASSING WEEK FOR BRITNEY
Star Jones Demands A Recount! - The Star has issued its annual list of the top ten most annoying celebrities. Counting down from #10: Bill O'Reilly, Michael Moore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Elton John, Lindsay Lohan, Cameron Diaz, Ashlee Simpson, Star Jones, Anna Nicole Smith, and at #1, a tie between fellow blond airheads Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Both managed to be overexposed, even though Britney had knee surgery and couldn't even tour.