Monday

What can I say? Natalie Portman and Mila Kinis in The Black Swan. There's no nudity, but you've been waiting to see this. The lesbian scene is just kinda good, but the one of Portman masturbating is freakin' awesome! I'll try to review the film tomorrow. Today's clips have been assembled by Deep at Sea. Samples below, but the samples are a waste of time.

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

"Sleeper Cell"

season 1 (2005)

(1920x1080)

episode 9

Monica Himmelheber film clip (samples below)

 

 

 

Hollywood and Wine

2010

Johnny's comments:

Hollywood and Wine is a comedy about a struggling Australian actress in Hollywood. Diane Blaine (Nikki Whelan) is down to the final two for the perfect role, but there are two barriers to her getting the role: her terrible audition and Jamie Stephens (also Nikki Whelan) who looks exactly like the actress and just happens to be a trainwreck currently in rehab (ahem!).

While she waits for the dream role, she works at a restaurant with her long term boyfriend (Chris Kattan), who finds himself in a quandary when he borrows $25,000 from a mobster (Chazz Palminteri) who tells him to let it ride at his casino and of course loses it all in a fixed blackjack game. He can't pay the debt, so in a desperate plea, he lucks into one last chance, it seems the mobster likes Jamie Stephens and thinks that his girlfriend is her and the mobster wants a date or he dies.

Oh, it's a broad comedy with all sorts of wackiness in an attempt to make anything funny, some of which is, but some of the film is so ridiculous that it turns out to be more miss than hit. Plenty of cameos, a Spade and Farley reunion (well, Chris Farley's brother) and a Pamela Anderson cameo that looks as though she can't to get out of the place with her money quick enough. And yes, Nikki Whelan (and her cleavage) is the female lead in this film. Hard to believe, but she is. Seems to be doing alright in Hollywood, shit, she was in Halloween 2. And the next Farrelly brothers film.

The topless female jury!  As Mister Skin might say, they will give you a stiff sentence.

 
 

Pics

Debra Winger in An Officer and a Gentleman

Did you know? Richard Gere got four of his most famous roles, including this one, when John Travolta turned them down. (American Gigolo, Days of Heaven, and Chicago are the other three).

Lisa Blount in An Officer and a Gentleman

Kali Hansa in Diary of a Nymphomaniac

 

Jaqueline Laurent in Diary of a Nymphomaniac

Anne Libert in Diary of a Nymphomaniac

Montserrat Prous in Diary of a Nymphomaniac

Doris Thomas in Diary of a Nymphomaniac

 

 

 

 

Film Clips

Valerie Donzelli in 7 Ans (samples below)

 

The women of Tintorera, with samples below each:

Jennifer Ashley, Laura Lyons and others

Susan George

Fiona Lewis