Let's Talk About Sex is by American Lizzie Borden.
Taboo Parlor is by German Monika Treut.
Final Call is by Brazilian Ana Maria Magalhães.
Won Ton Soup is by Chinese Clara Law

Tonight, the first two films.

Lets Talk About Sex is the story of a wannabe actress, Kamala Lopez-Dawson, who keeps losing roles to busty blondes. She works doing phone sex, but is becoming increasingly tired of every caller wanting her to be, you guessed it, a busty blonde. She is yelling at her boss that they are doing a disservice by teaching every man with a touch tone phone such a distorted idea of what women really want sexually, and a caller hears her. He wants to play using her fantasies. She has beautiful nudity in her main fantasy, including full frontal, and a great rear shot as well. This film kind of puts the male caller in the woman's role, at least to the point that he gets some idea of a woman's thoughts and emotions, and, for that reason, is not without interest.

Movies:

Innocence is an Aussie movie about two lovers who come together again after having split 50 years earlier. It is a gentle story which treats the reunion with authenticity. The geezers are still in love, as it turns out, and they even make love. But they both have children. The woman still has a husband (45 years of marriage). The man is dying of cancer, and his lover is also in poor health, so you know one or both of them will kick the bucket soon. I'm being insensitive. It is actually quite touching. Although Act Three slips into some melodramatics, I don't see how it could have been avoided, given the topic.

• Kristien van Pellicom (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Angela Noack (1, 2, 3)

Contempt was a rather lame attempt by the legendary film subversive Godard to make a mass audience satire/drama. He really had no concept of what "mainstream" was, so audiences hated it. He felt like a sell out, so he hated it. Critics like it, though. Shot in Cinemascope, it looks spectacularly good. The DVD transfer is gorgeous, and there is an extra disk filled with special features. Criterion did their usual sterling job on the DVD issue.

• Brigitte Bardot (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Updates:

• Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated

Mailbag:

• A note from ICMS

  Scoop,

  I've noticed that the theme of the naked Romanian gymnasts keeps coming back. Unfortunately I don't know where you can buy the book as Amazon.co.jp is in Japanese only, so I can't help Sleuth out here. But I can help out with the DVD's.

  Go to the Japanese website that's in English too www.cdjapan.co.jp and type "Milosovici" in the search field. You'll see that there is not one but two DVD's with the gymnasts, namely "Gold Birds" and "Euro Angels". They're all regions NTSC disks but at $ 32 a piece they ain't exactly cheap. But then again, is there something cheap in Japan?

• A follow up...

  Not to worry sports fans, Tuna has ordered both and we'll have a flood of 'caps soon.

Other crap:

• Owen Glieberman of EW picks his ten best movies of 2002
• Is Trent Lott divine? He has a halo.
• Heidik wins Survivor Thailand, Smoking Gun exposes his soft-core past
• URL says it all http://www.marijuanahomedelivery.ca. For Canadians over 18.
• J-Lo says wedding to Affleck is still on. Damn! The neighbors will be laughing at me when they see me digging my invitation out of the trash.
• J-Lo's ass to be 51st state.
• It's those two Russian Lesbo Singer chicks again - in the Russian Maxim
• "Scientists" find a way to eject your soul from your body. Where else would you find such an article but Weekly World News.
• More on invading the privacy of  John Poindexter, the guy chosen to head up the scary new information awareness office. (Article #2) Pretty entertaining. The guys who run this project now keep track of where he shops, where he uses the public lavatories, and a host of other privacy-invading items. They also publish pretty much every detail of his life, from his phone number and address to a satellite photo of his home to the exact items he purchases at bookstores and convenience stores. Now if only they'd publish his credit card numbers, we could all have a Merry Christmas.

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Brainscan or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

• Barbi Benton, former Heffer and long time girlfriend of the Hef-man is seen topless.

• Lana Clarkson, also topless. She went on to star in a couple more sword and sworcery flicks (the "Barbarian Queen" series) and made a busty, but clothed appearance in "Amazon Women on the Moon" (1987).

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

Here are a few nude and semi-nude images from throughout her career.

• Liv in her undies from "Empire Records" (1995)

• Liv topless, plus an upskirt view in #4 in scenes from the Bernardo Bertolucci movie, "Stealing Beauty" (1996). (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

• Liv, see-thru nipple sighting in public

• Paparazzi pics of Liv at the beach. Bikini in #1, holding her boobs in #2, and a great thong view in #3. (1, 2, 3)

• Not nude, but boy oh boy did she look great in "One Night at McCool's" (2001). Excellent cleavage, lingerie 'caps, a bit of bum cleavage, playing with a hose and very soapy. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

Yesterday we gave you a look at "Please Don't Eat My Mother" a 1972 skin flick produced by Harry Novak of Boxoffice International Pictures makers of tons of skin flicks of that era. This picture was a take off on Roger Corman's 1960 low budget success "The Little Shop of Horrors". Today we take an extended look at Rene Bond, who was one of the bigger names in both soft core and porn in the sixties & early seventies.

Our look back for today features Rene in lovemaking scenes with her longtime boy friend Rick Lutze, and a word of warning a couple of this if you look hard enough will give you a peek of Rick's member. Rene has long been a favorite of mine and had a bod to kill for. Speaking of kill...in the final montage she shoots Rick. Next time we will show you what happens to Rene.

• Rene Bond (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)

As for the 'caps, C2K did a great job. The best bets are:

Links #3-6...tight shirts
Links #9-10...partial side breast exposure
Links #7 and 11 ...tight pants that show off her bum.
Link #15...kissing Amanda Detmer

TREKKIES NOT OBSESSIVE NERDS
Bush-League Trekkies - "Star Trek" cast members Patrick Stewart, Marina ("Troi") Sirtis and Brent ("Data") Spiner were in London to open a "Trek" museum exhibit and used the occasion to defend Trekkies against charges that they are obsessive nerds with no lives. Spiner said that out of over 2,000 attendees at a "Star Trek" convention, only 25 or so will be in makeup and costumes. Stewart added that "Trek" fans include famous classical musicians, university chancellors and members of President Bush's cabinet.