Wednesday


Naked News

Sadie delivers the entertainment round-up on the 12/20 episode


Best nude scenes of 2016

Here's my preliminary list. Let me know if I missed any. (unclescoopy@msn.com) As usual, do not e-mail me with every nude scene - mention only those which, in your opinion, somebody might choose as the very best of the year.

Dakota Johnson in A Bigger Splash
Natalie Madue�o in Satisfaction 1720
Hannah New on Black Sails
Even Rachel Wood on Westworld
Thandie Newton on Westworld
Ashlynn Yennie in Submission
Yvonne Strahovski in Manhattan Night
Michelle Derstine (body double) in The Bronze
Morgan Saylor in White Girl
Ellen Page in Tallulah
Ellen Page in Into the Forest
Lina Esco in Flaked
Kate Micucci in Easy
Riley Keough on The Girlfriend Experience
Madeline Brewer in The Deleted
Olivia Wilde on Vinyl
Vail Bloom in Too Late
Eline Powell on Game of Thrones
Emilia Clarke on Game of Thrones
Ashley Greene on Rogue
Imogen Poots in Frank & Lola
Eliza Dushku on Banshee
Susan May Pratt in The Mink Catcher
Shannon Walsh in The OA
Lela Loren on Power
Lola Naymark in Au Nom Du Fils
Julie Engelbrecht in Beyond Valkyrie
Caroline Breton in Elles
Rayna Tharani on The Young Pope
Ana de Armas in Hands of Stone
Elizabeth Debicki in The Night Manager
Ruby Modine on Shameless
Caitlin Fitzgerald in Masters of Sex
Wrenn Schmidt in The Outcast
Jessica Barden in Penny Dreadful
Melia Renee in Uncle Nick
Hannah Murray in Bridgend
Jenny Slate in My Blind Brother
Kerry Norton in ToY
Briana Evigan in ToY
Jacqueline Byers on Roadies
Alice Haig in The Love Machine
Rachel Brosnahan in Louder Than Bombs
Kacey Barnfield in Blood Orange
Milena Pezi in Scherzo Diabolico


and hopefully: Jennifer Connelly in American Pastoral (have not seen it yet)



Check Other Crap for updates in real time, or close to it.



Don't Look Back

2009, 1920x800

Monica Bellucci

Sophie Marceau

El Cadaver de Anna Fritz

2015

El Cadáver de Anna Fritz is a thriller where overnight morgue worker Pau (Albert Carbó) receives a very special guest in Anna Fritz (Alba Ribas), a famous actress who has died suddenly. He invites his friends Javi (Bernat Saumell) and Iván (Cristian Valencia) to get a close look at the dead actress and maybe a few photos for the personal collection, but Iván wants more and convinces the others to have sex with Anna's corpse. While Pau is raping the corpse of Anna, she miraculously wakes up into a nightmare. The men freak out and try to figure out what to do next as Anna pleads with them to let her go and she won't tell about what had preceded. Iván is having none of that and wants to kill her again. "Well, she was already dead," he reasons, but Javi protests and in a scuffle, Iván almost kills Javi and now they have two problems. Anna attempts to make an escape but her body had begun to atrophy and she isn't getting far. Pau is conflicted but wants to help Anna, and Iván just wants out with the least fuss possible while Javi bleeds out. This is not going to end well for at least one of them and maybe all of them.

Short and sharp B-thriller, pretty much set entirely in the morgue. While not without its issues, it's a fairly effective thriller. The subject matter will probably put a few off (probably not many reading this though...) but that part of the story is fairly short and the movie is more a survival thriller. Alba Ribas is an affecting and an alluring corpse as she desperately tries to get out of this situation. I've only ever seen Alba in one other movie, Diario de una Ninfómana (Diary of a Sex Addict), where she briefly played the younger version of the lead character. Funnily enough the lead character was played by Belen Fabra, who briefly turns up in this movie.

Alba Ribas 1080hd film clip (collage below)



Jean-Claude Van Johnson

2016

Alice Haig film clip (sample below)



Aja Naomi King in The Birth of a Nation (2016) in 1080hd

Odine Johne and Sonja Baum in Agnes (2016) in 1080hd

Johne

Baum

Miriam Stein and Silvia Busuioc in Gotthard (2016) in 1080hd

Stein

Busuioc

Olwen Catherine Kelly in The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) in 1080hd

Sandra Hueller and Ingrid Bisu in Toni Erdmann (2016) in 1080hd

Hueller


Bisu

Saskia Rosendahl in Zorn Vom Lieben und Sterben (2015) in 720p

Holly Rose Hoyland in The Contract (2015)

Julie DeLaurenti, Jordann Davis, and others in As A Whistle (2010)

Debra Ades in Newcastle (2008) in 1080hd





Bella Thorne - usual shenanigans

Britney. Wow. She has really turned it around. Kudos to her.